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    VOLDEMAR Guest

    husband store

    The Husband Store... A store that sells husbands has
    just opened in Moscow. where a woman may go to choose a
    husband from among many men. The store is comprised of
    6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes
    as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however,
    a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may
    choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a
    floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the
    building. So a woman goes to the shopping center to
    find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the
    door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman
    reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's
    better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's
    further up?" So up she goes. The second floor sign
    reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
    The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I
    wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again. The
    third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs,
    love kids and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm,
    better" she says "But I wonder what's upstairs?" The
    fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have
    jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help
    with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very
    tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And
    again she heads up another flight. The fifth floor
    sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids,
    are extremely good looking, help with the housework
    and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me! But
    just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So
    up to the sixth floor she goes. The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 39,456,789,012 to
    this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor
    exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
    please. Thank you for shopping Husband Mart and have a
    nice day .

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    Why can't a girl find a guy who loves kids, helps with the housework and is romantic?

    Because all of them already have boyfriends.

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    DPG Guest
    Nice one JD!!

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    DJ Biscuit is offline Life will not break your heart. It'll crush it.
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    Which reminds me. Sirgay seems to have gone. Has he de-camped?
    I'm a celebrity - get me out of here!

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    Just 'cause I'm easy, don't mean I'm naive

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    VOLDEMAR Guest
    DO YOU KNOW WHY WOMEN ARE SO HARD TO PLEASE?

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    fat_chick Guest
    yes we do

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    "goal of a bitch"
    to dominate, control and destroy a man`s finance's mental health, self esteem and any hope for happiness.


    Definition of "Mysoginist": a man who is scared sh*tless of women.

    By the way, since when do finances have mental health?
    never believe anything until it has been officially denied

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    Before marriage. After marriage they lose their mental health.

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    DaveUKagain Guest
    And finances

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    VOLDEMAR Guest
    well lets see now, for all you people who have been wondering what the word Sober really means ??

    Son of a Bitch everythings REAL!!!!!

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    Wow, now I know what would have happened if I had kept looking. I am so glad I picked one from the third floor and did not continue to shop.

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    VOLDEMAR Guest
    tell the truth you went to the sixth floor !!!!

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    Miss B Guest
    It's for sure that a man made up that joke.

    There are so many other qualities that men on the 6th floor could possess...

    It's POSSIBLE to please a woman. But there were too few floors.

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