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    Quote Originally Posted by Benedikt View Post
    what do you call someone who speaks 1 language?
    American!
    Pfff... ours also don't like to learn other languages, and maybe this is good and correect (for them).
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    For one group of people the - stay everybody home – situation is a good thing.
    For Jehovah's Witnesses
    They know,everyone is at home...
    There is no greater treasure then pleasure....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benedikt View Post
    For one group of people the - stay everybody home – situation is a good thing.
    For Jehovah's Witnesses
    They know,everyone is at home...
    But that situation do not help them that much, their organisation is considered as a kind of terrorists/riot-makers here in Russia, so they are banned anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hans.KK View Post
    But that situation do not help them that much, their organisation is considered as a kind of terrorists/riot-makers here in Russia, so they are banned anyway.
    the organization as such is banned. but they still can, as individuals, visit you. if you let them in that is...
    There is no greater treasure then pleasure....

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    Granddad goes to the local - chickenhouse – and asks one of the ladies for the price...
    She says, well, it is 100 $ in the bed. And 20 $$ on the carpet..
    Granddad gives her1 00 $..
    The -butterfly – says 'well Granddad, the bed is indeed more comfortable'.
    Indignant Granddad replied,' who needs a bed, five times on the floor!'
    There is no greater treasure then pleasure....

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    we all know about these double negatives...

    A linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day. “In English,” he said, “a double negative forms a positive.
    However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative.
    But there isn’t a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative.”
    A voice from the back of the room retorted, “Yeah, right.”
    There is no greater treasure then pleasure....

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    There are positive numbers, then, counting down, you get to zero. After that, you go into negative number territory.

    But what if, at zero, you could branch off into different dimensions, not a negative or positive dimension, but some other as yet undefined dimensions?

    What if we, as human beings, are limited by our sensory abilities, from being able to perceive such other dimensions?

    How would our conception of the universe then change if we could build a multi-dimensional, rather than a two-dimensional (positive-negative) mathematical model?
    Have we reached the ultimate stage of absurdity where some people are held responsible for things that happened before they were born, while other people are not held responsible for what they themselves are doing today?

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    a new one, and i think the poster ( i did a screenshot from FB) is definitely right...
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    There is no greater treasure then pleasure....

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    Thinking a mask will stop corona, is like thinking your underwear will stop a fart.

    (Hey, it's Friday! )
    Have we reached the ultimate stage of absurdity where some people are held responsible for things that happened before they were born, while other people are not held responsible for what they themselves are doing today?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hans.KK View Post
    But that situation do not help them that much, their organisation is considered as a kind of terrorists/riot-makers here in Russia, so they are banned anyway.
    When I let them in my house one time, (I like to chat with them) they sat down, and one of them said, "Can you please remove that...thing...away from us, that...! We don't tolerate that in public!" It was a towel that had a picture of a half-nude young lady on it. So I put it back in the bathroom.
    Have we reached the ultimate stage of absurdity where some people are held responsible for things that happened before they were born, while other people are not held responsible for what they themselves are doing today?

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    (I like to chat with them)
    just talking with them is nice indeed. i meet them from time to time in our park. when walking the dog. i make it clear to them who and what i am and that there is no need to try to convince me of something. but i have no problem just to talk.
    the same, when working in Bandung, Indonesia, a mainly Moslem country, we sat together, the local Imam and i and just talked. no one tried to convince the other who is better or what is worse. just talk...
    There is no greater treasure then pleasure....

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    Why so much toilet paper is needed...


    https://www.facebook.com/michel.garo...kyMDY2MzUwODA/
    If you're going to be dumb, you better be tough...

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    Quote Originally Posted by bydand View Post
    Why so much toilet paper is needed...


    https://www.facebook.com/michel.garo...kyMDY2MzUwODA/
    Maybe they're full of shit?
    If you trust the government you obviously failed history class. " George Carlin"

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    [QUOTE=bydand;1492848]Why so much toilet paper is needed...



    nothing much else to do? the none gets ideas like that...
    There is no greater treasure then pleasure....

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    Hubby bought himself a new, expensive pair of shoes. His wife did not take notice or just did not see them.
    So he undressed completely except for the shoes. When he was completely naked the asked his wife – notice anything different-?
    -No -, she says – hangs down as usual-...
    Husband loses his temper and shouts – He is not hanging, he is watching the new shoes-.
    Unfazed the wife replied – you should have bought a new hat then-...
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