Ha-ha, snark! snark! I reserved KerchBridge.com.

Now, what to do with it, or more precisely, how to grow rows of $cabbages, $lettuce and Bitcoin$...

Wonder if the Russians or Americans will try to torpedo my website... or steal it...

I better put up some pro-Russian Pro-Ukrainiain and pro-American stuff real fast. Everybody gets along at my (kerch)bridge party.