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    Christmas Jokes

    Last Christmas - in fact the week before Christmas I think - someone posted a great collection of Christmas jokes (some a bit rude, some not).

    Any chance we could see them again....or a new selection for this year ?

    Thanks

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    A small boy wrote to Santa Claus:

    Dear Santa,
    "Please send me a baby brother."



    Santa wrote back: "Send me your mother..."

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    This year the Christmas tree was very hard to put up. I must be slowing down.


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    One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blonde.
    She asks "Santa, will you stay with me?"
    Santa says, "Ho Ho Ho I gotta go, gotta go! I gotta deliver these toys to the children, y'know!"
    She takes off her nightgown, and wearing only a bra and panties, she asks
    "Santa, now will you stay with me?"
    Santa says, "Ho Ho Ho I gotta go, gotta go! I gotta deliver these toys to the children, y'know!"
    She takes off everything and asks "Santa, now will you stay with me?"
    Santa replies "Hey Hey I gotta stay, gotta stay! I can't get up the chimney with my dick this way!"

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    As requested ....

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    Some more ....

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    And here the last ones:
    My Advents-Calender and my Christmas Tree ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Judge View Post
    One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blonde.
    She asks "Santa, will you stay with me?"
    Santa says, "Ho Ho Ho I gotta go, gotta go! I gotta deliver these toys to the children, y'know!"
    She takes off her nightgown, and wearing only a bra and panties, she asks
    "Santa, now will you stay with me?"
    Santa says, "Ho Ho Ho I gotta go, gotta go! I gotta deliver these toys to the children, y'know!"
    She takes off everything and asks "Santa, now will you stay with me?"
    Santa replies "Hey Hey I gotta stay, gotta stay! I can't get up the chimney with my dick this way!"

    OLD! OLD! OLD! got a newer one?

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    Christmas Jokes

    I tried to attach funny photo, but don't know how to do that.
    Last edited by Natalia Popova; 17-12-2007 at 11:22.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Natalia Popova View Post
    I tried to attach funny photo, but don't know how to do that.
    It doesn't matter... tell what it is on it.

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    Well done everyone so far.....please keep 'em coming !...............

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    Quote Originally Posted by Natalia Popova View Post
    I tried to attach funny photo, but don't know how to do that.
    You need to puch a "manage Attachments" button at the down of page where you write you post

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    Quote Originally Posted by Natalia Popova View Post
    I tried to attach funny photo, but don't know how to do that.
    You need to puch a "manage Attachments" button at the down of page where you write you post

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    Christmas Jokes

    Enjoy!

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