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    Quotations

    Keep on your interesting/funny quotations...

    Confucius says: Two wrongs not make right, three lefts do.

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    He who crosses ocean twice without washing is dirty double crosser.

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    "Tell him I'm too f**king busy. Or vice versa." Dorothy Parker.

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    "What the f**k was that" Mayor of Hiroshima
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    "............."

    Bloke down the pub who can't talk as he has a mouthful of chicken wings.
    I lived my dream today, I lived it yesterday, and I'll be living yours tomorrow

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lled
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    Bloke down the pub who can't talk as he has a mouthful of chicken wings.
    I thought when your mouth is full it's more like "mmmPfffhhh"

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    Confucious say:
    may who go to bed with itchy arse wake up with smelly finger.
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    "J*sus H. Chr*st, lookit all them godd*mned f*ckin' Indians!!!!"

    Gen. George Armstrong Custer,
    Little Bighorn, Montana
    June 25, 1876
    Kirk: That's very ... magnanimous of you!
    <<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>
    Marta: Let me go! He's my lover and I must kill him!

    STAR TREK:The Original Series, 1966--69
    "Whom Gods Destroy," episode #71 (Star Date 5718.3)
    First aired January 3, 1969

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shatneresque
    "J*sus H. Chr*st, lookit all them godd*mned f*ckin' Indians!!!!"

    Gen. George Armstrong Custer,
    Little Bighorn, Montana
    June 25, 1876
    Tell It to the Indians...er....Marines!

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    So much for quotations, eh? Looks like practice doesn't make perfect Just need to start this stuf in the "real world"
    "Where there is a will, there is a way."

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