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    Testament of a survivor

    I'll be taking orders for these once the temperature drops below 25C for 3 consecutive days, the smoke clears and the fires are ALL extinguished.

    Riding the reef break that is Russia.

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    Quote Originally Posted by trancophile View Post
    I'll be taking orders for these once the temperature drops below 25C for 3 consecutive days, the smoke clears and the fires are ALL extinguished.
    In that case you can put away your order forms and pencil sharpener and hope to god for early snows.

    Snow is the only thing that will stop these burnings. They are too big and too wide and too tall.

    Only the snow will save you now. Till then......

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    And where is Mayor Luzhkov and his cloud-seeding planes, eh?

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    Ha ha, my thoughts as I just took my tenth shower for today. It's ironic that they send planes up to scatter the clouds and prevent rain and now when we need it, they don't have any party tricks up their sleeve for mother nature.

    The church says this what you get when you try to play God! Mua ha ha ha!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ReallyGreatConcerts View Post
    And where is Mayor Luzhkov and his cloud-seeding planes, eh?

    See posts 81 here
    http://www.expat.ru/forum/showthread...273#post709273

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    Quote Originally Posted by ReallyGreatConcerts View Post
    And where is Mayor Luzhkov and his cloud-seeding planes, eh?
    he is waiting for the winter...
    Now he is glad - he doesn't need to smoke his bees - nature does it )))))))
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    Would love to have that shirt that says,I WENT TO HELL AND COME BACK .. any clue ? who sells it ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ReallyGreatConcerts View Post
    And where is Mayor Luzhkov and his cloud-seeding planes, eh?
    Dude, with the amount of stuff hanging in the air right now, you don't want it to rain, we should all do our bit and pray for wind, and then a monsoon.

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    Ha ha I am drafting up all of those shirt designs. I'm sure there's heaps more to come up with.

    Yes, gale force winds from antarctica that we had back in Wellington and then lots of rain! Let's tell every body on the other side of the world to blow hard in our direction and trigger a buuterfly effect!
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    I got one for ya!

    How about,

    I preved all over www.expat.ru and all I got was this lousy T-shirt

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