Doesn't it work only by me?
Doesn't it work only by me?
Be yourself, no matter what they say.
Not worked for a day or so ...
Don't Panic !
Not just you !
TD is having a birthday & then a hangover ...to which we wish him Happy Birthday and stay away from the Ruskie hangover cures !!
Sure it will all be sorted in the fullness of time ....
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Ever since the hacking I haven't been able to find or access the "show new posts" function. Is it gone or just me. If it is gone is there anyway to reinstate it - without it the website is so much harder to look at. Please let me know.
It's a hole in the software, but we're looking in to it![]()
Do as I say, not as I do…
There I was, a-digging this holeOriginally Posted by boscoe
A hole in the ground, so big and sort of round it was
There was I, digging it deep
It was flat at at the bottom and the sides were steep
When along, comes this bloke in a bowler which he lifted and scratched his head
Well we looked down the hole, poor demented soul and he said
Do you mind if I make a suggestion?
Don't dig there, dig it elsewhere
Your digging it round and it ought to be square
The shape of it's wrong, it's much much too long
And you can't put hole wher a hole don't belong
I ask, what a liberty eh
Nearly bashed him right in the bowler
Well there was I, stood in me hole
Shovelling earth for all I was worth
There was him, standing up there
So grand and official with his nose in the air
So I gave him a look sort of sideways and I leaned on my shvel and sighed
Well I lit me a fag and having took a drag I replied
I just couldnít bear, to dig it elsewhere
I'm digging it round co's I donít want it square
And if you disagree it don't bother me
Thatís the place where the holes gonna be
Well there we were, disscussing this hole
A hole in the groud so big and sort of round
Well it's not there now, the groundrs all flat
And beneath it is the bloke in the bowler hat
And that's that
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Up and running it seems now.
I'm a celebrity - get me out of here!