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    And now for some proper news...

    Bearded rabbi disproves "beards can't surf" theory:

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005162595,00.html


    If you were his son, you would be the sun of a beacher, man.

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    Question:

    Are there rabbis who aren't bearded?!?
    Kirk: That's very ... magnanimous of you!
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    Marta: Let me go! He's my lover and I must kill him!

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    Re: And now for some proper news...

    Originally posted by chunkyhunkymonkey
    Bearded rabbi disproves "beards can't surf" theory:

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005162595,00.html


    If you were his son, you would be the sun of a beacher, man.

    *gets coat, hat and scarf*
    Another preacher with too much time on his hands.

    You know, somehow I don't think I can afford to put in 2 hours of work and then bugger off down the beach for a few hours of surfing every day.

    He gets paid how much ???
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    At least he's not molesting choir boys.
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    Re: Question:

    Originally posted by Shatneresque
    Are there rabbis who aren't bearded?!?
    The cool ones aren't!

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    Another question:

    Can he surf after sundown on Fridays?
    Kirk: That's very ... magnanimous of you!
    <<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>
    Marta: Let me go! He's my lover and I must kill him!

    STAR TREK:The Original Series, 1966--69
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    Save that for Michael Jackson.
    Of all the millions of sperm you had to be the one.

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    And priests.
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    Re: Re: And now for some proper news...

    Originally posted by llednomis
    You know, somehow I don't think I can afford to put in 2 hours of work and then bugger off down the beach for a few hours of surfing every day.

    Correct - You know how far away you are from the nearest surfable wave !! ??? !!

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    Re: Re: Re: And now for some proper news...

    Originally posted by Random
    Correct - You know how far away you are from the nearest surfable wave !! ??? !!

    Ok, so substitute surfing with, say, skateboarding down Tverskaya at 6.30pm as a hobby, just for arguments sake.
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    By the way, does any one knows what are the latest Jackson news? Did they convict him yet or what?

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    Just for arguments sake? Well if you did that arguments would be what you'd get.

    However the way people barge each other about here I'd sponsor you, like a revenge gesture.
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    Jackson is Rabid, not a rabbi

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    Originally posted by Alex
    By the way, does any one knows what are the latest Jackson news? Did they convict him yet or what?
    I am the judge, the jury, the prosecution and defence and yes, he's guilty, goin' down forever. Why? 'cos he's ugly. That's why.
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    I think he's done enough going down already.
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