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    That Darn Queen of England!

    John Kerry meets with the Queen of England. He asks her, "Your
    Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?"

    "Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround
    yourself with intelligent people."

    Kerry frowns. "But how do I know the people around me are really
    intelligent?"

    The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them
    to answer an intelligent riddle." The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?"

    Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, my Queen?" The Queen smiles.

    "Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"

    Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, "That would be me."

    "Yes! Very good," says the Queen.

    Kerry go es back home to ask John Edwards, his vice presidential
    choice the same question.

    "John. Answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a
    child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

    "I'm not sure," says John Edwards. "Let me get back to you on that one." Edwards goes to his advisors and asks every one, but none can give him an answer. Finally, he ends up in the men's room and recognizes Colin Powell's shoes in the next stall. Edwards shouts, "Colin! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Colin Powell yells back, "That's easy.
    It's me!"

    Edwards smiles, and says, "Thanks!" Then, Edwards goes back to
    speak with Kerry. "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Colin Powell."

    Kerry gets up, stomps over to John Edwards, and angrily yells into
    his face, "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"


    That's me, as confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar!

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    LOL!!!

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    LOL! Only the joke applies to Dubya and his gang.
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