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Frank Sponge
16-06-2004, 15:24
And I still bake me own bread.

Jose L Piedra
16-06-2004, 15:31
Be careful, Frank, some nasty fires have started that way. :D

ChillPill
16-06-2004, 15:39
I bet you're full of other talents! :eek:

Care to share? :confused:

Frank Sponge
16-06-2004, 15:44
I can remember when butter was tuppence a pound and all.

ChillPill
16-06-2004, 15:47
hmmm...that's amazing! 93 and still with fresh bright memory!

Do you remember WW1 and WW2???

allice
16-06-2004, 15:48
Originally posted by Frank Sponge
and all.

You sound more like you're in your teens. And all. :D

Frank Sponge
16-06-2004, 15:50
If I were 50 years younger I'd put you over my knee young lady. Folk respected their elders in my day.

Frank Sponge
16-06-2004, 15:57
Originally posted by ChillPillRules
hmmm...that's amazing! 93 and still with fresh bright memory!

Do you remember WW1 and WW2???

Aye, I bloody do. I lost a chunk of skin the size of a 50 pence piece from my left buttock escaping from a German with a bayonet.

allice
16-06-2004, 16:08
Originally posted by Frank Sponge
If I were 50 years younger I'd put you over my knee young lady. Folk respected their elders in my day.

how do I fancy that... :D

ChillPill
16-06-2004, 16:09
poor soul! :(:( hope it feel better now!

I might guess you hate Germans since then? :rolleyes:

Frank Sponge
16-06-2004, 16:11
Originally posted by ChillPillRules
poor soul! :(:( hope it feel better now!

I might guess you hate Germans since then? :rolleyes:

Not all of them. I had a pen pal from Frankfurt called Helmut Krapp who were in the same postage stamp collecting club as me.

Frank Sponge
16-06-2004, 16:14
Originally posted by allice
how do I fancy that... :D

When I were younger I knew a lady called Elsie Pudd. She paid her gardener a farthing a month to spank her bottom while she listened to the news on the wireless every Friday afternoon. She had a sister called Doris who went to the same bingo hall as me.

Moscow Wolf
16-06-2004, 16:44
Only 93, I think I dated your Mother!

ChillPill
16-06-2004, 16:49
Originally posted by Frank Sponge
Not all of them. I had a pen pal from Frankfurt called Helmut Krapp who were in the same postage stamp collecting club as me.

ermm.. Just name us any club you were not a member of...

Frank Sponge
16-06-2004, 16:51
Originally posted by Moscow Wolf
Only 93, I think I dated your Mother!

My mother Victoria were a lovely lady and she were partial to the odd day trip down to Wolverhampton when she got her bus pass in 1954.

allice
16-06-2004, 16:52
Originally posted by Frank Sponge
When I were younger I knew a lady called Elsie Pudd. She paid her gardener a farthing a month to spank her bottom while she listened to the news on the wireless every Friday afternoon. She had a sister called Doris who went to the same bingo hall as me.


:D :D :D

the news huh... lol

Frank Sponge
16-06-2004, 16:54
Originally posted by ChillPillRules
ermm.. Just name us any club you were not a member of...

I tried unsuccessfully to join the Wolverhampton Wanderers football supporter's club once but they said I knew too much about the game.

Frank Sponge
16-06-2004, 16:55
Originally posted by allice
:D :D :D

the news huh... lol

We didn't have no fancy disco music in those days.

Moscow Wolf
16-06-2004, 17:33
Originally posted by Frank Sponge
I tried unsuccessfully to join the Wolverhampton Wanderers football supporter's club once but they said I knew too much about the game.

I can believe that, we got Players older than you. Your dog could get a game too as long as he leaves his glasses on.

ChillPill
16-06-2004, 18:16
Originally posted by Frank Sponge
I tried unsuccessfully to join the Wolverhampton Wanderers football supporter's club once but they said I knew too much about the game.

I think in those days it wasn't that big deal to be supporter then. it isn't a big deal nowdays either though...
None cares about gemish supporters like Frank.Too bad.
I feel your sorrow :(

Kshisya
16-06-2004, 18:42
Sponge ...are you too old for rubbing ma back?? :rolleyes:



:p

Moscow Wolf
16-06-2004, 19:09
Sounds Blissful to me.

Kshisya
16-06-2004, 19:19
Originally posted by Moscow Wolf
Sounds Blissful to me.

mmmm:rolleyes: do YOU know how to use Sponge?? ;) I could entrust YOU with helping me out ;)

:p

Moscow Wolf
16-06-2004, 19:22
Nah, I only use wire brushes to get me fleas jumping.

Smurfette
16-06-2004, 21:50
Originally posted by Moscow Wolf
Nah, I only use wire brushes to get me fleas jumping.

Your mother would be ashamed... she probably spent a long time cleaning you as a cub. :D

Moscow Wolf
17-06-2004, 00:49
Don't you start on about my Woggle in Cafe, dib dib dub or whatever.

Smurfette
17-06-2004, 02:14
Sorry, I'm sure you represent the peak of wolfkind ;)

Moscow Wolf
17-06-2004, 03:16
Look at my picture, Grey and mangy. Peak indeed! lol

Smurfette
17-06-2004, 03:28
how about distinguished?

Kshisya
17-06-2004, 09:44
Originally posted by Moscow Wolf
Nah, I only use wire brushes to get me fleas jumping.

oooooooooooh! wire brush...:iloveyou: could you spank me with it once!...:rolleyes: or twice?? PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!! ~beggin look~ :shame:


:p

Moscow Wolf
22-06-2004, 15:20
Mr Sponge are you now dead or was that you I saw in your undies chasing Pussy across Manezh Square last night?