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Miss B
08-06-2004, 18:43
:agree:

Miss B
08-06-2004, 18:44
:agree:

kak
08-06-2004, 18:49
Am i drunk or ...i see some celine dion pictures....??? :eek: :(

Miss B
08-06-2004, 18:49
:agree:

Sidney Bliss
08-06-2004, 18:53
Her heart will go on but unfortunately her cleavage doesn't.

kak
08-06-2004, 19:03
Celine or...when money makes miracles on your look ;)

ok she may have a great voice...........

peyote
08-06-2004, 19:03
beauty, please... give us a warning before posting piuking screaming cats. some of us inadvertently have our snacks in front of these threads...

thank you. much appreciated. no offense intended. i love you too.

Kshisya
08-06-2004, 19:04
i'd go for another chick :D

peyote
08-06-2004, 19:06
Originally posted by kakrout
ok she may have a great voice........... and so it may a screaming soulless digital sound processor. so what is your point?! :mad:

peyote
08-06-2004, 19:08
hare krishya, you rulez detka!
:inlove:

kak
08-06-2004, 19:10
did not say i like it peyote ;) but she has a voice....
K you right...SALMA RULES ;)

Thing-Fish
08-06-2004, 19:12
I liked #1 the best

rosieredwood
08-06-2004, 19:14
Is it true that if Celine Dion turns quickly, she can wipe out an entire city block with the Schnoz From Hell?!

I heard the Celine and Babs Streisand once wanted to perform in concert together, but couldn't decide whose nose should be on the poster.

Also, was her nose the model for the Chunnel, or was the Chunnel named in honour of her nose, or is it HER nose that's been nicknamed The Quebec Chunnel? Enquiring minds want to know.

DJ Biscuit
08-06-2004, 19:14
Funny how whaling is banned pretty much every where but Celine Dion still goes on tour! :D

Whaling = wailing)

peyote
08-06-2004, 19:16
Originally posted by kakrout
did not say i like it peyote ;) but she has a voice....
K you right...SALMA RULES ;) agree. you can tell there are certain things money can't buy: soul comes to mind at the moment.

Miss B
08-06-2004, 19:17
Originally posted by kakrout
SALMA RULES ;)
just recently I've been criticized for posting pics with silicon...:rolleyes:

Kshisya
08-06-2004, 19:18
:inlove: guys i couldn't let your evening be ruined by nasty images;)

DPG
08-06-2004, 19:18
K - That's not Celine Dion!!! Is it?!?! lol!;)

peyote
08-06-2004, 19:21
skoro pomosh! somebody's having a heart attack!

Miss B
08-06-2004, 19:22
maybe I'm mistaken but once Alethea looked like that...:rolleyes:

DPG
08-06-2004, 19:23
Peyote - if I could take my eyes off the screen I'd be the first to call you an ambulance my friend!!

Kshisya
08-06-2004, 19:25
DPG :eek: SURE NOT! :D ;)


Originally posted by peyote
skoro pomosh! somebody's having a heart attack!
okay the last one for ya, DUDE ;) have a lovely evening :p

Miss B
08-06-2004, 19:28
ohhh... how down to earth....:rolleyes:

where is the romance??? :inlove:

;)

peyote
08-06-2004, 19:39
ladies and gentlemen,

peyote has passed away. let us observe a minute of silence at this time. please rise (a minute of silence).thank you. please be seated.

for those who would like to say goodbye for the last time, the funeral will be held along with ronald reagan's. their legacies, if not similar, remain greater than life and we will all miss him. he was a man with a mission. he believed he could make the world a better and peaceful place preaching the word of grass almighty.

may the grace of god embrace him in the heavens.
thank you all.

Miss B
08-06-2004, 19:41
DPG! how could you let it happen?!!!! :verymad:

:inlove:

DJ Biscuit
08-06-2004, 19:41
If he is going to be cremated I will come to the funeral, we can all get stoned on the smoke!

Kshisya
08-06-2004, 23:47
Originally posted by peyote
ladies and gentlemen,

peyote has passed away.

may the grace of god embrace him in the heavens.
thank you all.

:D well ...i posted for you suchA chick with a joint to addddd some life to your body ~shrug~ and look what we have - you swooned???? :D no good, if i knew you'd be THAT sensative I would've posted some kitten or cartoon so you dont get way too impressed :p


AND!!! dont ya pass away till you learn to WRITE ma name RIGHT!!! :D or I will complain to Bobby that you call me "the roof" all the way :cry:

:p

Thing-Fish
09-06-2004, 12:39
Originally posted by Kshisya
DPG :eek: SURE NOT! :D ;)


okay the last one for ya, DUDE ;) have a lovely evening :p

The caption to that pic should be "And then when the magic spell accidentally turned the Cat into a real girl, Pinocchio said 'Come to think of it, I now see the benefits of being as hard as wood all the time.'"

Thing-Fish
09-06-2004, 12:40
Originally posted by beauty
ohhh... how down to earth....:rolleyes:

where is the romance??? :inlove:

;)

I've heard of going down but that's a bit extreme.

Kshisya
09-06-2004, 14:29
peyote!!! :eek: where the hell are you??? :cry: common get back to life! i found somehting that would help with that! :p

peyote
09-06-2004, 18:02
uff! nice roses!

trampler
09-06-2004, 18:34
Beauty is the eye of the beholder and comes from within.

I can post loads of pictures of beautifull women in looks, but is there anything in that empty shell that gives them the look?

peyote
09-06-2004, 19:03
Originally posted by trampler
Beauty is the eye of the beholder and comes from within.

I can post loads of pictures of beautifull women in looks, but is there anything in that empty shell that gives them the look? bravo!

Jose L Piedra
10-06-2004, 20:03
"....but take away the pretty face and you ain`t got nothin`"

(The Toecutter in "Mad Max") :D

camus
10-06-2004, 20:37
Originally posted by trampler
Beauty is the eye of the beholder and comes from within.

I can post loads of pictures of beautifull women in looks, but is there anything in that empty shell that gives them the look?

Yes. Big Tits.

Jose L Piedra
10-06-2004, 21:44
:D He`s summed it up, folks !! :D

exyabloko
10-06-2004, 23:05
hm, what about this one handsome?

exyabloko
10-06-2004, 23:16
or this one

Matt Bury
11-06-2004, 04:22
Going by the looks you lot seem to go for, you should come over here to Barcelona.

The almond eyes, dark hair, the fine features, the shapely curves and a deadly attitude. There's a shockingly large number girls who fit into the Salma Hayek, Penelope Cruz look.

But like we all seem to agree, beauty is only skin deep. You wanna try actually going out with any those girls... never again!!!

I gotta say, I'm more attracted to the beauty that shines from within.

Viagra Girl
11-06-2004, 10:03
Originally posted by exyabloko
hm, what about this one handsome?
Dear, I lost a lot of time on other forums and almost skip this one.:mad:

Miss B
12-06-2004, 12:06
Originally posted by camus


Originally posted by trampler
Beauty is the eye of the beholder and comes from within.

I can post loads of pictures of beautifull women in looks, but is there anything in that empty shell that gives them the look

Yes. Big Tits.
Ten facts which men know about women:
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10. They've got tits.

Viagra Girl
12-06-2004, 12:17
Originally posted by beauty
Yes. Big Tits.
Ten facts which men know about women:
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10. They've got tits. [/QUOTE]
Or may be
1. They`ve got tits
2.They`ve got tits
3. They`ve got tits
4. They`ve got tits
5. They`ve got tits
10. They`ve got tits
and 100. Wow they`ve got a soul:p

clemens_cis
12-06-2004, 16:08
Originally posted by girlWithACat
Ten facts which men know about women:
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10. They've got tits.
Or may be
1. They`ve got tits
2.They`ve got tits
3. They`ve got tits
4. They`ve got tits
5. They`ve got tits
10. They`ve got tits
and 100. Wow they`ve got a soul:p


sorry, i think you are wrong, its from
1 - 99 They`ve got tits and
100. nice ass :D

chrisj_m
12-06-2004, 16:10
*laughs* that's soooo cynical! :)

Viagra Girl
12-06-2004, 18:53
Originally posted by clemens_cis
sorry, i think you are wrong, its from
1 - 99 They`ve got tits and
100. nice ass :D
That`s why I am not married. I don`t need pathologoanatomist in a house.

jamesjason
13-06-2004, 00:51
hmmm Sweet Beauty ... you are so right. About your top ten list... TITS is number 1-10 for men ( o )( o ) DD's or better.... now.,... if yours ever grew.......

chrisj_m
13-06-2004, 01:42
naah - sorry but this obsession with a womans chest completely baffles me - I mean, why do so many people go on and on about why they like large chests? lol

If we're looking at just aesthetics - I'd say that a beautiful lady can fit many different 'looks' - and the key usually being proportionality rather than just pumping up the largest airbags possible and inserting them under ones skin....

my personal taste puts 'large (o)(o)'s' right down the bottom of my list on attractiveness things, in fact possibly a big turn-off would be fakes etc....

Matt Bury
13-06-2004, 10:01
This thread started of very nicely with some pics of beautiful girls who have that special "something." I really like it when girls talk about beauty. They show a good understanding of the complex, abstract, indefinable qualities that make someone beautiful.

...then along come the guys with the tape measures and "shopping lists" of what they look for on a woman.

I can't say that any individual feature on a woman attracts me more than others, because the whole is always more than the sum of it's parts.

jimkight
13-06-2004, 12:04
everyone knows it is not the size of the tits that is important, but what woman has them. very large boobs on a man hater will do no one any good

clemens_cis
13-06-2004, 14:38
Originally posted by girlWithACat
That`s why I am not married. I don`t need pathologoanatomist in a house.



oh come on girlwithacat, you dont understand a bad joke ? :D no reason to stay with the cat :D

...no hard feelings please....;)

natalia_apple
13-06-2004, 16:30
Originally posted by jamesjason
hmmm Sweet Beauty ... you are so right. About your top ten list... TITS is number 1-10 for men ( o )( o ) DD's or better.... now.,... if yours ever grew.......

why dont you just go back to the US (advice meant in a good way, please no offence) There are many more full bodied women... Many of them are just naturally full bodied, with sizes D, or bigger, as they weigh 100+ kilos

chrisj_m
13-06-2004, 16:46
*roflmao* :) :)

Viagra Girl
13-06-2004, 16:56
Originally posted by clemens_cis
oh come on girlwithacat, you dont understand a bad joke ? :D no reason to stay with the cat :D

...no hard feelings please....;)
I`ve never told that I am a girl JUST with a Cat. But I am thinking of changing my login into a girl-without- pathologoanatomists-but-with-a-cat-instead-of-pathologoanatomists... nope, too long:p

clemens_cis
13-06-2004, 16:59
Originally posted by girlWithACat
.....pathologoanatomists...

i know its a hard job, but somebody has to do it :D

did i mention that on 101. i am checking hands then.....

Viagra Girl
13-06-2004, 17:07
Originally posted by clemens_cis

did i mention that on 101. i am checking hands then.....
What is 102 in your list?;)

Matt Bury
14-06-2004, 20:34
You're both a huge pair of pathologoanatomists!

Viagra Girl
14-06-2004, 22:49
Originally posted by Matt Bury
You're both a huge pair of pathologoanatomists! :agree: :D

clemens_cis
14-06-2004, 23:18
Originally posted by Matt Bury
You're both a huge pair of pathologoanatomists!



you just would like to be:agree: