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MickeyTong
06-07-2008, 18:48
A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pyjamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog.
Proceeding Into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall.
In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.
In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.
He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened.
He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.

As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pyjamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went.
He looked at her bewildered and asked, 'What happened here today?'
She again smiled and answered, 'You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?'
'Yes,' was his reply.

She answered, 'Well, today I didn't do it.'

Zyablik
06-07-2008, 19:02
Pretty story :)
I think too hard to be a Housewife! And really her work in the house very often is look like ordinary. But it's not true!
For me better go to work... and work from 9:00 am till 9:00 pm...:yikes:

Bels
06-07-2008, 19:54
Pretty story :)
I think too hard to be a Housewife! And really her work in the house very often is look like ordinary. But it's not true!
For me better go to work... and work from 9:00 am till 9:00 pm...:yikes:

It's easier believe me, I long as a husband for September and back to fulltime work for a rest. And my wife is now looking for a job away from our home in to work in Moscow centre . And referring to her last job she got up at 8am and didn't get home untill midnight sometimes, depending on the traffic in Rublevo shosse.

No! staying at home in this rainy season with a babooshka, and two kids is no relaxation. And he being a hyperactive 27 month boy is a fulltime job.

And it's also harder to watch a wife working doing her translation, than it is to work yourself.

DJ Biscuit
06-07-2008, 19:58
And referring to her last job she got up at 8pm and didn't get home untill midnight sometimes, depending on the traffic in Rublevo shosse.



That's not bad! Only four hours from getting up until getting home after work again.

Bels
06-07-2008, 20:01
I stand corrected. 8am to midnight I meant.

Zyablik
06-07-2008, 20:09
It's easier believe me, I long as a husband for September and back to fulltime work for a rest. And my wife is now looking for a job away from our home in to work in Moscow centre . And referring to her last job she got up at 8am and didn't get home untill midnight sometimes, depending on the traffic in Rublevo shosse.

No! staying at home in this rainy season with a babooshka, and two kids is no relaxation. And he hyperactive 27 month boy is a fulltime job.

And it's also harder to watch a wife working doing her translation, than it is to work yourself.

Well, I get up at 7am and didn't get home untill 9:00 or 10:00pm from Monday till Friday. All the home work I did at the weekend. Not easy, but I think the homework is harder !!!:smurf:

w.meijerink
07-07-2008, 02:02
Nice story, but I think it's true.

To take care for the house and the family is a hard job and it still remember me of Queen- I want to break free.

So for all the wifes who takes care for us, THANKS!!!:10806: