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boscoe
19-05-2004, 10:41
OLD BUT GOOD :)

The Moscow Bank is very pleased to announce that we are
installing new Drive-thru ATMs where their customers will be able
withdraw cash without leaving their vehicle. To ensure that their
customer's needs are met with
the high level of service they have come to expect from our bank,
they have conducted extensive behavioural studies to develop
appropriate procedures for their use. Customers will be able to
apply whichever procedure has been developed for their particular
group, and will be encouraged to remember the procedure in order to
make best use of
their visit to the Drive-thru ATM.

For instance, Male and Female procedures have been tailored to best
reflect the behaviours of those particular groupings.

PROCEDURE FOR MALE CUSTOMERS:

1. Drive up to the ATM

2. Open the car window

3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN

4. Enter amount of cash required and press "enter"

5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt

6. Close window

7. Drive away


PROCEDURE FOR FEMALE CUSTOMERS:

1. Drive up to the ATM

2. Reverse back the required distance to align car with ATM

3. Re-start stalled engine

4. Open the car window

5. Find handbag, empty all contents onto the passenger seat and
locate card

6. Turn radio down

7. Attempt to insert card into ATM

8. Open car door to allow easier access to ATM due to excessive
distance from car to ATM

9 Insert card

10. Re-insert card the right way up

11. Ignore the sound of car horn from vehicle behind

12. Search contents of handbag (on passenger seat)to locate diary
with PIN written on the inside back page under "Date of Birth"

13. Enter PIN

14. Press "cancel" and re-enter PIN

15. Enter amount of cash required and check make-up in rear view
mirror

16. Drum fingertips on steering wheel, look at ATM for one Minute
and then press "enter"

17. Retrieve cash and receipt

18. Search contents of handbag (on passenger seat) to locate purse
and place cash inside

19. Place receipt in back of cheque book

20. Re-check make-up

21. Drive forward two metres

22. Reverse back to ATM ignoring the sound of car horn from vehicle
behind

23. Retrieve card

24. Search contents of handbag (on passenger seat) to locate card
holder and place card in an empty slot

25. Drive two or three miles

26. Release hand brake

Ledka
20-05-2004, 10:09
:) poor men! We women make ur life so difficult. :) :) :)

Alethea
20-05-2004, 10:26
Originally posted by boscoe
OLD BUT GOOD :)

PROCEDURE FOR FEMALE CUSTOMERS:

20. Re-check make-up



26. Release hand brake


boscoe,

it's fabulous:)

do you know that the best make -up I have ever had was done when i stopped at traffic lights?

and I liked that *release hand brake* bit. It could be worse if they put *hand release* in there. ;)

Ledka
20-05-2004, 10:36
hihi, do u also do make up in a car?

Sadie
20-05-2004, 10:46
super :thumbsup: the major thing is to work out a stable disregard and resistance to the jerks behind and all around you :))))
i personally check make up even while driving :D

DPG
20-05-2004, 13:27
It's awful when people do their make-up when they are driving - they can't concentrate properly on the road...

...happened to me when I was driving along in London:

The woman in front was touching up her lipstick and wasn't paying attention to the road - this caused me to swerve, drop my mobile phone into my cornflakes, which splashed milk all over my television, which made me cut myself with my razor and drop my newspaper out of the window - at least I was concentrating on my driving!!!:D

Alethea
20-05-2004, 13:37
Originally posted by DPG
which made me cut myself with my razor :D

DPG,

do you shave?? :p:p

DPG
20-05-2004, 13:42
Erm, yes each morning I awake and sleepily scrape a razor blade over my face (shaving sounds rather insane when you think about it like that, doesn't it!) - why do you ask??

Alethea
20-05-2004, 13:44
because you had sworn on a thread For Guys ONLY! you didn't!
:p:p:D

Alethea
20-05-2004, 13:51
and hey, if you want to appear as a new man generation, you should shave in the evenings too.

SORRY!!!!!!! couldn't resist!!!!! :D

DPG
20-05-2004, 13:51
Ahhhh!!:)

Well, in the post above, I did specify "my face"!!

The rest of it, well, I'm still waiting for a light handed volunteer with a particularly deft touch!! {And even then I'd think twice!:p}.

DPG
20-05-2004, 13:54
Problem is that the "man of the new generation" thing is rather passe in the UK now - it all finished about 3 or 4 years ago, which is probably why it's just starting to catch on in Moscow!!;)

Actually, if one were to shave twice a day, after a while they would need to shave about 3 times because the stuff would grow back alomst instantly...

...but let's not you and I get started on this topic again eh!!:)

{Which foam do you prefer then?}

Ledka
20-05-2004, 14:17
Originally posted by DPG
It's awful when people do their make-up when they are driving - they can't concentrate properly on the road...

...happened to me when I was driving in London:



Gosh! I thought u were doing ur make up too.....

Alethea
20-05-2004, 14:19
Originally posted by DPG

{Which foam do you prefer then?}

I prefer w-a-x-i-n-g m-o-o-n :D it doesn't require a foam.

DPG
20-05-2004, 15:39
Well, after the hard work outs I've been doing at the gym, my pecs and six pack are close to rippling and I'm almost ready to give it a try - just don't tell anyone!!

Where can I purchase this stuff - or do you have a spare bottle you would be willing to donate??

Miss B
20-05-2004, 15:41
:D

Alethea
20-05-2004, 16:40
Originally posted by DPG
Well, after the hard work outs I've been doing at the gym, my pecs and six pack are close to rippling and I'm almost ready to give it a try - just don't tell anyone!!

Where can I purchase this stuff - or do you have a spare bottle you would be willing to donate??





There is no reason to be waxy about waxing. You are still very young. If you continue working out hard, it will wear off with time anyway;)

and on this optimistic note we must stop , DPG