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Kshisya
13-05-2004, 13:35
oh sorry it might look long BUT that's the most touchy news I've seen at least for the last year :D Sure I will toast to this couple on Friday :rolleyes: if survive till drinking night ~sigh~ ;)

By Associated Press
ANCHORAGE, Alaska - It looks like J-1 is in love. After meeting the very fetching and slightly younger Aurora, he changed color and his eight arms became intertwined with hers. Then, the two retreated to a secluded corner to get to know each other better. We're talking about giant Pacific octopuses here.

Aquarists at the Alaska SeaLife Center introduced the 5-year-old J-1 to Aurora on Tuesday morning. The two really hit it off. Spermatophores were seen hanging from J-1's siphon.
"We really were not sure he had it in him," SeaLife Center aquarium curator Richard Hocking said Wednesday.

Love almost passed J-1 by. At 5 years of age and 52 pounds, he's reaching the end of the line for his species, the largest octopus in the world. J-1 is in a period of decline that occurs before octopus die. His skin is eroding. His suckers have divots.

"He's not as strong as he used to be," said aquarist Deanna Trobaugh.

With so little time left, J-1 wasn't going to let the sweet Aurora slip through his eight octopus arms. While she had to make the first move, he caught on quickly, especially for an octopus who was collected on a beach near Seldovia in 1999 when he was about the size of a quarter and has lived the bachelor life since.
To get the two together, aquarium staff put Aurora in a plastic bag and then gently poured her into J-1's 3,600-gallon exhibit tank. She sank to the bottom of the tank and then made the first move, going over to J-1, who was hanging on a rock wall.
She reached out an arm and touched him. Only then did he wake up to the fact he had company. Contact made, she went back to her corner of the tank. J-1, dispelling water from his siphon to get quickly across the tank, was in hot pursuit.

"They both were gripping the back wall of the tank. He just about covered her completely," Hocking said.

The two remained intertwined for about eight hours. It's possible that during that time when J-1 was exploring Aurora's mantle with his many suckered arms that he passed his sperm packet to her, Hocking said.

What the aquarium staff does know is that when they separated, J-1 flashed some colors, turning almost white and then dark red.
"It looks like instinct took over during that encounter and they did what they were supposed to do," Hocking said.

If Aurora did get cozy with J-1 and accept his spermatophores, or sperm packet, which is delivered from the only arm without suckers, she will produce anywhere from 60,000 to 100,000 eggs, which when hatched will look like little squid.

"It is just possible, we may see several thousand fertile eggs soon," Hocking said. "We can only wait now and see what nature does."

If with many, many children, Aurora who was about the size of a grapefruit when she was found in 2002 living inside an old tire in front of the SeaLife Center will stop eating while she tends her eggs. She will weaken and die soon after they hatch.

Hocking said it seemed only right to give J-1 a chance to do what octopuses normally do before he dies.
In his younger days, J-1 was an easygoing sort who did not try to escape his tank a lot, Hocking said. When aquarium staff would come by to clean, the octopus would reach out and grab hold of someone's arm or a window cleaning tool.

"The goal for this was to let him lead a full life," Hocking said.

:inlove: romantika! :inlove: :D

Kastrator
13-05-2004, 13:36
Octopussy?

Kshisya
13-05-2004, 13:39
Originally posted by Kastrator
Octopussy?

you didn't have to remind that you miss some parts of ya body, d***less :p

Kastrator
13-05-2004, 13:43
I am a Kastrator, not a Kastratee. And Octopussy was the name of a James Bond movie, ******* ;)

Alethea
13-05-2004, 13:46
Originally posted by Kastrator
Octopussy?

Hey, woodie-cutter, be careful with words.


Ned Kelly could think you direct your disputable wit to aussiepussies.

Kshisya
13-05-2004, 13:47
Originally posted by Kastrator
I am a Kastrator, not a Kastratee. And Octopussy was the name of a James Bond movie, ******* ;)

oops:shame: ...:rolleyes: ...Kastrator or Kastratee...who cares bout ending nowdays? :D you sound the same regardless it :p

Random
13-05-2004, 13:49
Originally posted by Alethea
Ned Kelly could think you direct your disputable wit to aussiepussies.


Wouldn't that then be a platypus ??

Alethea
13-05-2004, 13:52
nope, he is rather being echidna sometime. oops! i didn't say that! :D

Ned Kelly
13-05-2004, 13:52
ho-ho-ho

anyway, kshisya, you're dead wrong. anyone calling themselves kastrator definitely has a dick...you'll find it right at the centre of their forehead.

the story was very cute.:p

kot begemot
13-05-2004, 13:53
8 hours! :hooray: :thumbsup: J1's the man! What'd they spike the water with viagra??

Random
13-05-2004, 13:54
Originally posted by kot begemot
8 hours! :hooray: :thumbsup: J1's the man! What'd they spike the water with viagra??

Well it's a large tank - I am sure all 3 of them could fit in ....

Kastrator
13-05-2004, 13:58
Here is something for an Aussie ***** to contemplate. How would an octopus be able to ****?

Kastrator
13-05-2004, 13:58
Originally posted by Kshisya
oops:shame: ...:rolleyes: ...Kastrator or Kastratee...who cares bout ending nowdays? :D you sound the same regardless it :p

What language is written the above? Pidgin ****wit? ;)

Ned Kelly
13-05-2004, 14:00
Originally posted by Kastrator
Here is something for an Aussie ***** to contemplate. How would an octopus be able to ****?

:p matey, you can only dream of having eight arms and being able to spread your calluses more evenly.

Kshisya
13-05-2004, 14:21
Originally posted by Kastrator
What language is written the above? Pidgin ******? ;)

must be Burundian :p i just assume that a man chosen a nick like that must suffer from some penis envy so obviously a Kastratee :p

begemot and i didnt get why were you so impressed with 8hours...i used to know a guy...who....:eek: ...:rolleyes: well with short breaks but still ...so actually there is nothing special bout that :p


by Ned: the story was very cute
well dear, i actually think it's ptretty sad...as it is another prove of a true man's nature :rolleyes:
1. she had to touch him before he actually noticed her
2. he had fun and obviously will pass away by the time she gets babies
3. that bastard aquarist's goal was to "let HIM lead a full life" ....nobody cared bout poor Aurora-doll:mad:

Actually the nicest thing bout it all that J-1 waited for that long to meet his love ;) squids fall in love only once during their lifetime :p

Kshisya
13-05-2004, 14:22
Originally posted by Ned Kelly
:p matey, you can only dream of having eight arms and being able to spread your calluses more evenly.

:D i thought the same ! i think he could enjoy wanking 24/7 even when slept :D

Kastrator
13-05-2004, 14:37
Originally posted by Kshisya
:D i thought the same ! i think he could enjoy wanking 24/7 even when slept :D

even when slept? More pidgin ***** dialect?

Ned Kelly
13-05-2004, 14:41
Listen RoB, I know you're rather precious about correct use of ******** terminology, but she is writing in a second language, so be a bit tolerant.;)

Kshisya
13-05-2004, 14:45
Originally posted by Kastrator
even when slept? More pidgin *******dialect?


:rolleyes: ...okAy...even when asleep :p trying to act as a smart a***? ;) making an attempt to impress anybody or what? :p


:rolleyes: Aaaaaaaaaaaactually...i wonder...posted a nice story, chose an innocent article...and look at it all now:rolleyes: was there something i haven't noticed in the article or it is me?:eek:

...nope, can't be me! it must be you, pervs! :p

Kshisya
13-05-2004, 14:49
Originally posted by Ned Kelly
Listen RoB, I know you're rather precious about correct use of wanking terminology, but she is writing in a second language, so be a bit tolerant.;)

ooooooooooooooooh ~grin~ thanks for encouraging the tolerance, i need it NOT :p first off all i never denied that my english is really pretty pidgin:rolleyes: so what?? :p

as for protection thank you BUT i can kick the **** outta anybody!... if please ;)so dont ya bother dear :p

Miss B
13-05-2004, 14:50
I think the seddest thing about the story is that poor Aurora had no choice!
she was put in the tank with an eldery 'man'...
'His skin is eroding. His suckers have divots... '
Yuck!

Ned Kelly
13-05-2004, 14:50
i'm no-one's defender, you were just the excuse.

Kshisya
13-05-2004, 14:52
Originally posted by Ned Kelly
i'm no-one's defender, you were just the excuse.

now now you tell me! :d NOPE NOPE :P you WERE defending me! :iloveyou: so sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet :p

beauty you silly head! she FIRST approached him, does it ring the bell??? :D

Ned Kelly
13-05-2004, 14:54
Originally posted by Kshisya
now now you tell me! :d NOPE NOPE :P you WERE defending me! :iloveyou: so sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet :p

beauty you silly head! she FIRST approached him, does it ring the bell??? :D

ok, maybe a little bit.;)
anyway, back to the story. he was old and on his sickbed and obviously didn;t want to be seen as a dirty old man when a buxom young octopuss dropped in.:p

Alethea
13-05-2004, 14:56
Originally posted by Ned Kelly
ok, maybe a little bit.;)
anyway, back to the story. he was old and on his sickbed and obviously didn;t want to be seen as a dirty old man when a buxom young octopuss dropped in.:p


in other words: he has been a jammy-yammy *******and she approached him. doesn't it ring a bell? :)

Ned Kelly
13-05-2004, 14:57
Originally posted by Alethea
in other words: he has been a jammy-yammy ***** and she approached him. doesn't it ring a bell? :)

no.:p

Alethea
13-05-2004, 14:59
Originally posted by Ned Kelly
no.:p

you stick your pinky out so deliciously, aussiepuss:shame:

Miss B
13-05-2004, 14:59
Originally posted by Kshisya

beauty you silly head! she FIRST approached him, does it ring the bell??? :D

if she hadn't done it they both would have died there... each in his/her own corner...
men are no able to act first nowadays!
again no choice... either do it yourself or be alone!

Kastrator
13-05-2004, 15:00
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Ned Kelly
13-05-2004, 15:04
Originally posted by Kastrator
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easy castro, keep those fantasies to yourself and those hands squarely on your desk.;)

Kshisya
13-05-2004, 15:09
Originally posted by Kastrator
Imagine what a great sex toy an octopus would make for the sex-starved likes of Ned Kelly and Kshisya ;). Octopus...imagine the possibilities.

:eek: you read ma mind or what? :D i just was going to say that you all act like a sexually deprived ppl :p...I posted the story bout LOVE not SeX :D you turned it all into some....:rolleyes:

...:rolleyes: well however i have to admit i wouldn't mind some 8 hour maraphon either, preferably during work hours :p SHOW me the one who would mind it! :P

Kastrator
13-05-2004, 15:13
You actually started it! I posted an innocent reference to a famous film, and somehow we ended up here in the sewer, which is pretty much where all discussions end on this bored. ;) ;) ;) Finally, since when do lower animals exhibit love? All they do is scroo so as to be able to preserve and propagate the species!

Kshisya
13-05-2004, 15:22
Originally posted by Kastrator
You actually started it! I posted an innocent reference to a famous film, and somehow we ended up here in the sewer, which is pretty much where all discussions end on this bored. ;) ;) ;) Finally, since when do lower animals exhibit love? All they do is scroo so as to be able to preserve and propagate the species!

yea :rolleyes: men always say it's all women's fault :p

:eek: how can you be so uneducated??? :D it's a fact that squids love only once, they romance each other, they care bout each other, cry when one dies or injured, etc.- just like real NORNAL human beings....so there :p...they are not lower they are "higher" than some of us :p

note it for the future, might impress some girl with ya knowledge :p

trampler
13-05-2004, 19:47
Originally posted by Ned Kelly
i'm no-one's defender, you were just the excuse.

defending?

its the ***** way to get some p****

Zephyr
14-05-2004, 01:16
Actually the term would be castrato, a practice done in the late 17th century in Italy for the purpose of keeping young mens voices from changing. Many operas were written for the castrati anjd when the guy would reach that high C the crowd would yell out Viva il cotello (long live the knife) .... :-)
Unfortunately many of the young men turned out to have ne khorsho golos ....to bad to sad .

Massimo Da Fornica
14-05-2004, 01:18
Well, the guy used a K instead of a C, but the word for someone who performed that operation in old Italy would probably have been castratore.

Zephyr
14-05-2004, 01:23
Ah yes .... That's Amore !

Kshisya
14-05-2004, 10:51
Originally posted by trampler
defending?

its the ***** way to get some p****


jealous? :p :inlove:


actually am pretty amazed on how attractive castration topic became for some men:rolleyes: ...there must be something out there behind all that....:rolleyes: ...~thinking of investigating more about it all~ :p

Zephyr
14-05-2004, 21:14
Well Lorina Bobbit you have probably scared away any man reading your last post, not to mention calling your own life into question.My advice, let it drop! by the way .....the weather is here ....wish you were beautiful :-)
Think gang rape by a tribe of aids infested somalis and project!