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Ned Kelly
11-05-2004, 17:16
I just thought this poem might bring a little light relief to the "what to do" crowd. It brought tears to my eyes.

An Aussie Love Poem

Of course I love ya darling
Your a bloody top notch bird
And when I say ur gorgeous
I mean every single word
So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin there to grab
So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms around there
No sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave into gravity
But I know ya did ya best
I'm tellin ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think its very sexy
That youv got dimples on ya thighs
I swear on me nannas grave now
The moment that we met
I thought u was as good as
I was ever gonna get
No matter wot u look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the footy's on
And get me another beer!

Random
11-05-2004, 17:25
Ripper mate !!

Ella_Koznelhogen
11-05-2004, 17:31
selfmade? Very realistic - soviet khudsovet would approve it*)

Miss B
11-05-2004, 17:31
Originally posted by Ned Kelly
It brought tears to my eyes.

To mine too...
Now I see how wonderful love can be...
Did you write it yourself??
Oh.. you are a romantic then..

Ned Kelly
11-05-2004, 17:32
i'm afraid i don't have creative talent at that level. a friend at work sent it to me.

Alethea
11-05-2004, 17:47
Originally posted by Ned Kelly
i'm afraid i don't have creative talent at that level. a friend at work sent it to me.


.....and my thoughts veered sharply to altar.....LIAR! :D

pengwn9
11-05-2004, 18:23
You Aussies a are a sentimental lot, there should be more of you in this town.

Now pass the beer and chips. Where are those sweatpants that I find so utterly comfortable....you don't mind, do ya?

Elastic waistbands. Gods' gift to women.

Alethea
11-05-2004, 18:25
Originally posted by pengwn9
You Aussies a are a sentimental lot, there should be more of you in this town.



peng,

you read my thoughts! the more aussies the funnier:D

MDW
11-05-2004, 18:29
Me and God - we'd be mates!