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MDW
08-05-2004, 22:33
Why on earth does a female politician like that exist?!

WHY?!!!...

Miss B
09-05-2004, 10:12
Wow
Isn't she hottie? Doesn't she wakes inside you a burning desire......... to support her party (or whatever she's in)?

A striking woman! I wouldn't dare to stand in her way...

Ghost
09-05-2004, 12:27
She looks like she's ready to eat someone.

Braders
09-05-2004, 15:58
Ann Widdecombe :D

Miss B
09-05-2004, 16:01
oh my Gosh!
Where do you find these terrible pics??
I never knew that such women exist!

DJ Biscuit
09-05-2004, 22:05
Originally posted by Ghost
She looks like she's ready to eat someone.

Looks like she already did. :D

polly
10-05-2004, 00:53
Originally posted by beauty
oh my Gosh!
Where do you find these terrible pics??
I never knew that such women exist!

Don't you use the public transportation in Moscow (or *anywhere* for that matter)? About half the population over 40 are real stunners.

sandman
10-05-2004, 01:29
Ok people, ho-ho-ho

Valeria may not be Anna Kournikova or even Ludmila Putina, but she has a heart of gold rather than a soul of stone like the other two.

Polly, there's an aura of DaveUKagain developing around you.

Valeria fan and believer in democracy and human rights in Russia, Sandy

Miss B
10-05-2004, 01:33
yeah... real beauty is always inside ;)

DaveUKagain
10-05-2004, 02:02
Who wants to see her insides, though ? :D

Miss B
10-05-2004, 02:04
Then we should place a pic of me here instead of her :D

DaveUKagain
10-05-2004, 02:06
Or your insides. :)

Miss B
10-05-2004, 02:08
I'm afraid even my insides are not this appealing...

DaveUKagain
10-05-2004, 02:10
There, there, Miss Beauty, they`ll be much nicer than Valeria`s. :D

I just worked out what Valeria`s haircut reminds me of, by the way....... :D

DaveUKagain
10-05-2004, 02:12
"A face like a dogs` bum with a hat on". :)

Miss B
10-05-2004, 02:15
How can you say such things about a woman?!

A real gentleman would never let himself anything like that!

DaveUKagain
10-05-2004, 02:18
:) There you have your answer :)

To quote the late, great Les Dawson - "Every woman has the right to be ugly, but she abuses it" :D

Miss B
10-05-2004, 02:22
I used to think all Englishmen were gentlemen...
you are disappointing me, Mr Dave

DaveUKagain
10-05-2004, 02:22
I do a great impression of it, though, until you get to know me :D

Miss B
10-05-2004, 02:27
Is it a warning never to get to know you? ;)

DaveUKagain
10-05-2004, 02:33
I`m not even sure I know myself, to be honest. :D

:) Tsk, tsk, Miss Beauty - if I put a picture of a very ugly man up here, wouldn`t all you Roosian ladies go off and mutter amongst yourselves about how, er, "facially challenged" the fella in question was ? :D

britmikh
10-05-2004, 02:35
Originally posted by DaveUKagain
I`m not even sure I know myself, to be honest. :D

:) Tsk, tsk, Miss Beauty - if I put a picture of a very ugly man up here, wouldn`t all you Roosian ladies go off and mutter amongst yourselves about how, er, "facially challenged" the fella in question was ? :D

lol what do you mean "if" ??:p

DaveUKagain
10-05-2004, 02:38
But let`s try. Beauty, meet Buster Simcus - the worlds` fattest man - 4028 lb. :)

Comments, please ? :D

DaveUKagain
10-05-2004, 02:39
Originally posted by britmikh
lol what do you mean "if" ??:p

LOL !!! :) I asked for that..... C`mon, Mike, no standing on the sidelines here..... Valeria ? Wouldya ? Shouldya ? Couldya, even ? :D

Hm. Says 3000lb for Buster, here - either it`s all made up or he`s been on the Atkins diet..... :D

britmikh
10-05-2004, 02:39
wow what a porker!!

Miss B
10-05-2004, 02:39
He's definitely horizontally challenged :p

DaveUKagain
10-05-2004, 02:40
Very diplomatic :D

Miss B
10-05-2004, 02:41
I love euphemisms :D

DaveUKagain
10-05-2004, 02:42
Even more tragic :D

Miss B
10-05-2004, 02:44
Oh.... what a sweet pussy-cat!

Absolutely adorable kitty! :D

britmikh
10-05-2004, 02:44
Give me my cat back Dave!!! you only had him 2 weeks, it's like befriending a dwarf with learning difficulties: it's not big and it's not clever!

DaveUKagain
10-05-2004, 02:48
LOL !! Sorry, Mike - well, they say that pets get to look like their owners... ;-)

DaveUKagain
10-05-2004, 02:49
The inevitable pic of Dave`s pussy........... (snicker) :)

DaveUKagain
10-05-2004, 02:50
..... back on thread, shouldn`t Valeria go on a diet ? Take some excercise ? Wear a bag on her head ? Never go out ? :D

britmikh
10-05-2004, 02:54
If she's happy with the way she is and she does'nt mind too much that we take the piss out of her, then what do we care?

Miss B
10-05-2004, 02:59
Originally posted by DaveUKagain
The inevitable pic of Dave`s pussy........... (snicker) :)

that sounds scaring.....


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a russian proverb: there must be much of a good person

and still she's charming

DJ Biscuit
10-05-2004, 02:59
Aany of you who have seen me will bare testemant that I have no right to cast the first stone. So I should apologise for my brash comment, but, you know, humour often comes from the mouths of the biggest sinners.

DaveUKagain
10-05-2004, 03:00
Considering I`ve been casting whole paving slabs....... draw your own conclusions :D

Tulrin
10-05-2004, 08:32
Originally posted by beauty
Oh.... what a sweet pussy-cat!

Absolutely adorable kitty! :D

OK, so it is ok to be big, fat and hairy when you are a cat...

Miss B
10-05-2004, 13:17
Did I say it was bad when you were a man?? ;)

DaveUKagain
10-05-2004, 15:24
Lucky I didn`t mention fur balls..... :D Nor will I...... :D :D :D

Tulrin
10-05-2004, 20:11
Originally posted by beauty
Did I say it was bad when you were a man?? ;)

So you like big, fat, hairy men?? I guess there really is someone for everyone!

Miss B
10-05-2004, 20:24
Did I say I liked big, fat, hairy men??

Tulrin
10-05-2004, 23:38
Originally posted by beauty
Did I say I liked big, fat, hairy men??

Did I say that you like big, fat, hairy men? I asked if you did, which is why I ended that line with a "?"

My first statement was an observation that many people find a big, fat, hairy cat cute... but if you apply those same characteristics to a human and they are considered anything but cute... generally.

Miss B
10-05-2004, 23:44
Not everyone likes big, fat, hairy cats....

Some people don't know how to cook them :D

DaveUKagain
11-05-2004, 04:24
Try going for a Chinese meal around Manchester, Beauty. ;)