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kot begemot
07-05-2004, 11:39
To follow up on the rather banal, but interesting TrackHat thread on undershirts… I’ve had an “Alethea Inspiration” and it’s time for a poll! :eek: On underpants: briefs vs. boxers. The debate has been raging for years. Are you a tighty-whitie kind of guy, more relaxed and colorful, or entirely loose and free? And what do the ladies prefer – tight and fit, stylish boxers, or easy access? :)

Fa-Q
07-05-2004, 11:51
I thought it was only women who give a shit what kind of drawers a guy's wearing. I know I sure as hell don't. I am familiar with the debate, but I've never heard a dude raise the question!!!

kot begemot
07-05-2004, 11:59
Originally posted by Fa-Q
I thought it was only women who give a shit what kind of drawers a guy's wearing. I know I sure as hell don't. I am familiar with the debate, but I've never heard a dude raise the question!!!

What... you don't find one more comfortable than the other?? Or is there not enough down there to notice a difference? :p Also heard that tighty whities hinder the development of sperm leading to lack of "potency"...

Fa-Q
07-05-2004, 12:00
You aint draggin me in to this discussion, player...

Limitchik
07-05-2004, 12:05
Heck, I'll play. I'm boxers all the way. I've free-balled on occasions only as necessity has dictated.

And, on that note, I've got a joke for you. One of my favorites.

Joe was moderately successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by terrible headaches. When his personal hygiene and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help.

After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally came across a doctor who solved the problem. "The good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine. The pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he had no choice but to go under the knife.

When he left the hospital, his mind was clear, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.

He walked past a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need, a new suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."

The salesman eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long."

Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"

"It's my job."

Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?"

Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure!"

The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see,... 34 sleeve and... 16 and a half neck."

Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"

"It's my job."

Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. As Joe adjusted the collar in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about new shoes?"

Joe was on a roll and said, "Sure! Afterall, I'm starting a new life today"

The salesman eyed Joe's feet and said, "Let's see...9 and a half wide."

Joe was astonished, "That's right, how did you know?"

"It's my job."

Joe tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about a new hat?"

Without hesitating, Joe said, "Yeah, why the heck not ? I deserve it!"

The salesman eyed Joe's head and said, "Let's see. . . 7 5/8."

Joe was incredulous, "That's right, how did you know?"

"It's my job."

The hat fit perfectly. Joe was feeling great, when the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?"

Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure!"

The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see... size 36."

Joe laughed, "No, I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years old."

The salesman shook his head and said, "You can't wear a size 34. It would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache!"

Alethea
07-05-2004, 12:07
Kot,

qui(d) pro quo, measure for measure, I will answer all your questions at once!

boxers, boxers and boxers ONLY!!

They are downright sexy, they 're intriguing as you never know what will you find underneath - a baseball bat or a hot chilly pepper.


Tighties (and they are not nesessarily whities) are dull.

A clear example is Sid's avatar. I can't help but asking myself : what is so revoltingly bulgeing there?? It's so transparent, that leave no room for a fantasy! Syd, you must reconsider your clothing style, it's tasteless.

Ned Kelly
07-05-2004, 12:25
yes, i'm boxers too.

i think there was something about 60 year-old fat italian males in dick-togs at the beach when i was a kid that scarred me for life. ever since then i've been boxers/boardshorts.

kot begemot
07-05-2004, 13:26
I guess I just pulled "an Alethea" -- starting a poll and not even answering my own question... :p <kidding> Must also agree with the boxer route. Lost the briefs many years ago and never looked back. Like to keep my "swimmers" healthy and happy...

Alethea
07-05-2004, 13:28
At last!!!!

Plot thickens!! now tell us WHERE did you lose them?

kot begemot
07-05-2004, 13:31
Ha! :D Didn't even think of it that way... But now that you mention it... nah, won't tell. :p

Alethea
07-05-2004, 13:31
spoil sport:p

trampler
07-05-2004, 13:34
underpants?

what's that? its only in the way when u want u want to do something..............

kot begemot
07-05-2004, 13:36
Originally posted by Alethea
spoil sport:p

Ok, I'll at least give a small hint: It involved a bottle of tequilla, a deck of cards, an intimate group of nubile senoritas, law enforcement and a watermelon. I think you can guess the rest... ;)

Alethea
07-05-2004, 14:10
lucky sod :D

Ghost
07-05-2004, 14:32
Boxers. I have American Flag boxers, of course.

Alethea
07-05-2004, 14:34
with stripes and stars? :D

Ghost
07-05-2004, 14:34
Stars and stripes, yep. Even comes with a "salute".

Alethea
07-05-2004, 14:43
... and there is a logo in bold letters: In Ghost we trust. :p

Ghost
07-05-2004, 14:44
Ah..for a moment there I thought you said "thrust".

Alethea
07-05-2004, 14:47
Ghost,thrust me, oops , I mean trust me, it was the best joke you ever said on here:)

Ghost, it's unfair!!!!! You said American boxers and then changed it for American Flag... you are a mischief!

Ghost
07-05-2004, 14:50
"We aim to please".

I've been practicing at Limitchik's school of humor. Only killed two instructors so far, too.

Ned Kelly
07-05-2004, 15:01
i don't want to know, but i hope those star-spangled banner boxers are high quality silk. it would be a travesty otherwise:p

Alethea
07-05-2004, 15:02
on the contrary, I would WANT to know:p

Ghost
07-05-2004, 15:03
I'm no longer allowed to continue this discussion. I've been ordered to return to base.

Alethea
07-05-2004, 15:04
Female bosses are always hard to deal with :p:p:p

trampler
07-05-2004, 15:24
say alethea, i put my answer in, i wear briefs

But now i am curious what you wear, tanga, thong or nothing?

Sadie
07-05-2004, 15:42
Originally posted by Ghost
I'm no longer allowed to continue this discussion. I've been ordered to return to base.

what a pity, Ghost :(, enquiring female minds are DYING of curiousity :) Mazes want DETAILS :hooray: :hooray: :hooray:

Ghost
07-05-2004, 15:54
Originally posted by Sadie
what a pity, Ghost :(, enquiring female minds are DYING of curiousity :) Mazes want DETAILS :hooray: :hooray: :hooray:

You know I live but to serve you, ma'am.

kot begemot
07-05-2004, 16:27
Originally posted by kot begemot
And what do the ladies prefer – tight and fit, stylish boxers, or easy access? :)

It seems that other than our lovely Alethea, the ladies don't have much preference on the subject... :confused: Oh well, back to the briefs... (not!)

Alethea
07-05-2004, 16:44
Kot,

don't get upset. Threads have a habit to develop themselves .
This one has a big potential. We might end up discussing lady's underwear:)

and thank you for calling me *lovely*

DaveUKagain
07-05-2004, 20:16
Bring back the 70`s. Y fronts with an iron on transfer of a carrot on them and an "I`m with stupid" t-shirt - klassno. :D

tamibliss
07-05-2004, 20:28
Originally posted by Alethea
Kot,

don't get upset. Threads have a habit to develop themselves .
This one has a big potential. We might end up discussing lady's underwear:)

and thank you for calling me *lovely*

agree with Alethea, it might raise some interest along the female crowd here.

-thong, definitely thong
-second choice - no underwear.

DaveUKagain
07-05-2004, 20:30
Why are you girls bothered about the paper the parcel comes wrapped in ? :D

Heyzeus
08-05-2004, 16:25
What about boxer briefs? I feel so left out...

Kshisya
14-05-2004, 13:43
ha! :D how comes stringY style is not in the poll?? :p

trampler
14-05-2004, 14:00
i keep prefering free balling and for a woman, string, thong or no at all! *licks lips*

Kshisya
14-05-2004, 14:17
Originally posted by trampler
i keep prefering free balling and for a woman, string, thong or no at all! *licks lips*


i meant to say if anybody considered men wearing thongs :p ...:eek: ~shivers~

....free balling....sounds like Free Willy! :rolleyes: was there suchA movie or it was also bout dicks? ;)

trampler
14-05-2004, 14:34
Originally posted by Kshisya
i meant to say if anybody considered men wearing thongs :p ...:eek: ~shivers~

....free balling....sounds like Free Willy! :rolleyes: was there suchA movie or it was also bout dicks? ;)

i would call freeballing for a woman when she dont wear a bra and has nice big ones :-)

You could do that k-girl :p

Kshisya
14-05-2004, 14:39
Originally posted by trampler
i would call freeballing for a woman when she dont wear a bra and has nice big ones :-)

You could do that k-girl :p

:rolleyes: why could? ~shrug~ just recently did ;)burnt ma showlders on vacation a week ago so had to sweem and windsurf in a white t-shirt for 2 days...:rolleyes: could've participated in a wet t-shirt contest if they had one at the hotel...pity they didn't :rolleyes:...pity you weren't there...:p

trampler
14-05-2004, 14:42
Originally posted by Kshisya
:rolleyes: why could? ~shrug~ just recently did ;)burnt ma showlders on vacation a week ago so had to sweem and windsurf in a white t-shirt for 2 days...:rolleyes: could've participated in a wet t-shirt contest if they had one at the hotel...pity they didn't :rolleyes:...pity you weren't there...:p

the thought alone of witnessing this makes me shiver K-girl!

when i get to moscow again , do some freeballing for me :p

Billie Bob
25-05-2004, 20:25
pure white undies, no way.

combo boxers-undies, the in between stuff, not tight, not boxer-ish yes.

button down

thats the style, as for winter needs, warm boxers only, the one that shapes your middle body.

Matt Bury
26-05-2004, 02:58
Originally posted by Kshisya
i meant to say if anybody considered men wearing thongs :p ...:eek: ~shivers~

....free balling....sounds like Free Willy! :rolleyes: was there suchA movie or it was also bout dicks? ;)

Naah... I think you mean "Shaving Ryan's Privates" or something like that.

Sergeant Disgust
28-05-2004, 10:44
I normally wear boxers except on July,4th when I put my patriotic garters on.

Sergeant Disgust
28-05-2004, 11:51
Originally posted by Matt Bury
Naah... I think you mean "Shaving Ryan's Privates" or something like that.

I used to shave my privates um, subordinates, so that they wouldn't have looked like damned hippies.

Matt Bury
28-05-2004, 19:30
Originally posted by Sergeant Disgust
I used to shave my privates um, subordinates, so that they wouldn't have looked like damned hippies.

Followed by a bit of "Black Hawk Goes Down" no doubt.