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VOLDEMAR
06-05-2004, 17:27
The Husband Store... A store that sells husbands has
just opened in Moscow. where a woman may go to choose a
husband from among many men. The store is comprised of
6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes
as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however,
a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may
choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a
floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the
building. So a woman goes to the shopping center to
find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the
door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman
reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's
better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's
further up?" So up she goes. The second floor sign
reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I
wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again. The
third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs,
love kids and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm,
better" she says "But I wonder what's upstairs?" The
fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have
jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help
with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very
tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And
again she heads up another flight. The fifth floor
sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids,
are extremely good looking, help with the housework
and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me! But
just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So
up to the sixth floor she goes. The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 39,456,789,012 to
this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor
exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
please. Thank you for shopping Husband Mart and have a
nice day .

J.D.
06-05-2004, 17:37
Why can't a girl find a guy who loves kids, helps with the housework and is romantic?

Because all of them already have boyfriends.

DPG
06-05-2004, 18:46
Nice one JD!!

DJ Biscuit
06-05-2004, 18:53
Which reminds me. Sirgay seems to have gone. Has he de-camped? :D

rantandrave
06-05-2004, 19:29
:D :D :D

DaveUKagain
06-05-2004, 23:31
:D

VOLDEMAR
07-05-2004, 19:34
DO YOU KNOW WHY WOMEN ARE SO HARD TO PLEASE?

fat_chick
07-05-2004, 20:43
yes we do

polly
07-05-2004, 23:12
"goal of a bitch"
to dominate, control and destroy a man`s finance's mental health, self esteem and any hope for happiness.


Definition of "Mysoginist": a man who is scared sh*tless of women.

By the way, since when do finances have mental health?

J.D.
08-05-2004, 08:26
Before marriage. After marriage they lose their mental health.

DaveUKagain
08-05-2004, 16:01
And finances :D

VOLDEMAR
11-05-2004, 11:15
well lets see now, for all you people who have been wondering what the word Sober really means ??

Son of a Bitch everythings REAL!!!!!

CaliforniaAngel
11-05-2004, 11:37
Wow, now I know what would have happened if I had kept looking. I am so glad I picked one from the third floor and did not continue to shop. ;)

VOLDEMAR
11-05-2004, 15:19
tell the truth you went to the sixth floor !!!!

Miss B
11-05-2004, 16:18
It's for sure that a man made up that joke.

There are so many other qualities that men on the 6th floor could possess...

It's POSSIBLE to please a woman. But there were too few floors.

rantandrave
11-05-2004, 16:36
of course it's possible to please a woman, but as polly pointed out this is probably a goal well beyond our ultra-misogynist friend voldemar.

CaliforniaAngel
12-05-2004, 11:35
Originally posted by VOLDEMAR
tell the truth you went to the sixth floor !!!!

No, I did not. If I had gone to the sixth floor I would not be getting married next week. ;) I sure enjoyed shopping in Moscow. ;)