VOLDEMAR
06-05-2004, 17:27
The Husband Store... A store that sells husbands has
just opened in Moscow. where a woman may go to choose a
husband from among many men. The store is comprised of
6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes
as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however,
a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may
choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a
floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the
building. So a woman goes to the shopping center to
find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the
door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman
reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's
better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's
further up?" So up she goes. The second floor sign
reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I
wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again. The
third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs,
love kids and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm,
better" she says "But I wonder what's upstairs?" The
fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have
jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help
with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very
tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And
again she heads up another flight. The fifth floor
sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids,
are extremely good looking, help with the housework
and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me! But
just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So
up to the sixth floor she goes. The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 39,456,789,012 to
this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor
exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
please. Thank you for shopping Husband Mart and have a
nice day .
just opened in Moscow. where a woman may go to choose a
husband from among many men. The store is comprised of
6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes
as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however,
a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may
choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a
floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the
building. So a woman goes to the shopping center to
find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the
door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman
reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's
better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's
further up?" So up she goes. The second floor sign
reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I
wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again. The
third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs,
love kids and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm,
better" she says "But I wonder what's upstairs?" The
fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have
jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help
with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very
tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And
again she heads up another flight. The fifth floor
sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids,
are extremely good looking, help with the housework
and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me! But
just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So
up to the sixth floor she goes. The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 39,456,789,012 to
this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor
exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
please. Thank you for shopping Husband Mart and have a
nice day .