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26-04-2004, 12:38
So. I`m on a rubbishy "training course" - not today, I`m ill. However. Last Friday in comes a girl literally soused in perfume. You could smell it ten feet away.

"Where`ve I smelt that before ? " I think...... and then realise that she smells EXACTLY like Russian petrol. :D :D :D

Nope, didn`t tell her................. :)

26-04-2004, 12:44
I sense a connection: are you ill because of the smell...?! :D

Ned Kelly
26-04-2004, 12:52
Originally posted by Pingu
I sense a connection: are you ill because of the smell...?! :D

or how about: are you bored, hence the post?;)

26-04-2004, 13:00
Ned, I`m bored enough to start DRINKING Russian petrol, mate. ;-)

Ned Kelly
26-04-2004, 13:08
you're not alone comrade:p

Polia Ivanova
26-04-2004, 14:27
May be she was genuinely splashed with petrol - I usually get splashed in BP - not only the most expensive but their pumps are rubbish - all day petrol stinking lady. People working with me complain that they are intoxicated. What a waste for Ralph Lauren's "Romance".

26-04-2004, 19:03
;-) Ahh, Polia, never mind. ;-) Hey, did I tell you I once bought a load of aftershave which smelt like curry powder ???

DJ Biscuit
26-04-2004, 19:56
Dave, there is an after shave called 'Cigar' as well as one called 'Whisky' and they smell like they are called (true). If we had known those smells were attractive to women we would have smoked and drunk a hell of a lot more!

26-04-2004, 19:58
The curry powder one worked a treat in Oldham and Rochdale, DJ. ;-))))))))))

DJ Biscuit
26-04-2004, 20:00

I was thinking of launching a brand for young punks and grungies called 'Teen Spirit'

As in 'smells like teen spirit!' Nirvana remember?

26-04-2004, 20:04
Ohhhh yes !! That was after my time, DJ. As was most of the later 20th century. :-))))