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Alethea
25-04-2004, 08:07
This poll is a reply on What do you first look at on a woman?
:)

Guys, your votes are welcome also. :p

Jet
25-04-2004, 18:53
That really depends on ur look

Sadie
25-04-2004, 19:11
Originally posted by Jet Li
That really depends on ur look

That really what polls are made for! To elicit different points of view.

Jet Li, the more you post, the more I realize how desperately we missed your wise and profound statements

:agree: :agree: :agree: :agree: :agree:

Jet
25-04-2004, 19:16
At least I am honest, anyway, don't get personal or I will kick ur arse

Sadie
25-04-2004, 19:21
Originally posted by Jet Li
At least I am honest, anyway, don't get personal or I will kick ur arse

.... with this.. scared and depressed I leave.... to save my priceless arse.... :D

natalia_apple
26-04-2004, 00:50
Originally posted by Jet Li
That really depends on ur look

but guys dont all look that great, do they?

Jet
26-04-2004, 10:40
exactly

DaveUKagain
26-04-2004, 10:47
I see we`re whirring ahead on "social status" here.... but..... not on "size of wallet", and the two seem one and the same to me. Unless we know any poor managing directors....... :D

Jet
26-04-2004, 10:49
The greatest girls I have ever known were usually with the losers - like me :D

Ghost
26-04-2004, 10:51
I'm curious, Sadie. What did you vote for?

:inlove:

DaveUKagain
26-04-2004, 10:53
:D Great girls just like you for who you are - nothing else matters. The old saying is "Men fall in love with their eyes, women with their ears"......... "Blind man seeks deaf lady"....... :D

allice
26-04-2004, 10:54
Originally posted by DaveUKagain
The old saying is "Men fall in love with their eyes, women with their ears"

Alas, a true saying :D

Jet
26-04-2004, 10:57
Dave, when were u last time in Moscow?? I am sad to say that many girls fall with their ears... to the sound of a well-tuned european executive class cars :D

Ghost
26-04-2004, 10:58
I also noticed that the guys tend to be a bit more forthcoming on what they vote and why. Educate us, ladies. Tell us what you're voting, and why.

If you don't give us the ability to improve, you cannot complain when we don't.

-Ghost

Alethea
26-04-2004, 10:58
QUOTE : originally posted by jet Li:
I am sad to say that many girls fall with their ears.




Yesss, slightly husky male voice is what I love most of all.

allice
26-04-2004, 10:59
Dave, I assure you it is not so.

I meant JL's post that is. :rolleyes:

Jet
26-04-2004, 11:00
Yes, it is, anyway, I said not all girls, but many, so not all :D

Sadie
26-04-2004, 11:02
Originally posted by Ghost
I'm curious, Sadie. What did you vote for?

:inlove:

curiousity, dear, is a very healthy state of mind ;)

I haven't voted yet, l probably will later,

but I know sore spots of some men here :agree:
waiting to comment them ;) :p

Alethea
26-04-2004, 11:03
Originally posted by Sadie
curiousity, dear, is a very healthy state of soul ;)

I haven't voted yet, l probably will later,

but I know sore spots of some men here :agree:
waiting to comment them ;) :p

Vote on caveman poll, sadie :p

DaveUKagain
26-04-2004, 11:04
:) Now it`s becoming interesting, ladies and gents. ;)

TOMORROWEVE
26-04-2004, 11:11
How come I have to chose only one variant? Its not fair.
What if a guy makes you laugh the way he looks or if he speaks on all deep sexy voice but has nothing to say?
I vote for 3:
-He makes you laugh
-Deep sexy voice
-Physical attributes
Plus some brains wouldnt hurt

Alethea
26-04-2004, 11:15
Originally posted by TOMORROWEVE
How come I have to chose only one variant? Its not fair.
What if a guy makes you laugh the way he looks or if he speaks on all deep sexy voice but has nothing to say?
I vote for 3:
-He makes you laugh
-Deep sexy voice
-Physical attributes
Plus some brains wouldnt hurt

Yeah, I wanted to put IQ criteria ....

Sadie
26-04-2004, 11:16
U know what? I honestly think everything wouldn't hurt indeed ;)
Now how do I vote for everything at once + :confused: :p

DaveUKagain
26-04-2004, 11:17
Ask the fella with the mobile, Sadie. :D

Jet
26-04-2004, 11:18
OK, Michael Jackson doesn't have a deep voice, but he is sexy

DaveUKagain
26-04-2004, 11:20
"Makes you laugh, social status, lots of money..... " ....... WC Fields fits the bill nicely. ;)

Sadie
26-04-2004, 11:24
Alethea, I have a question about #6 "donates to a sperm bank on MONTHLY basis" - could you specify pls whether you consider such a schedule to be normal or not :confused: :D

Jet
26-04-2004, 11:35
Sadie, I think it is a sperm count that matters, they will not take ur stuff if there is not enough sperms in ur kefir even if u can bring it everyday

Ghost
26-04-2004, 11:38
Originally posted by Jet Li
OK, Michael Jackson doesn't have a deep voice, but he is sexy

After that, nothing else you can say here will be accepted. You are now dubbed invalid. And no, I don't mean as in a wheelchair.

Jet
26-04-2004, 11:39
Ghost, OK I leave now

Limitchik
26-04-2004, 11:42
Originally posted by Jet Li
Sadie, I think it is a sperm count that matters, they will not take ur stuff if there is not enough sperms in ur kefir even if u can bring it everyday


[Drumroll]

And the winner of today's most obscure, inexplicable and non-sequitur post is........envelope, please............Are you all as excited as I am ?


Oh, wow ! It's Jet-li ! Again ! For the 38th consecutive day !

[Cue "There She Is, Miss America" theme song]

C'mon up here Jet, and put your tiara on !

allice
26-04-2004, 11:43
LOL

Alethea
26-04-2004, 11:45
Originally posted by Limitchik
[Drumroll]

And the winner of today's most obscure, inexplicable and non-sequitur post is........envelope, please............Are you all as excited as I am ?


Oh, wow ! It's Jet-li ! Again ! For the 38th consecutive day !


Limitchik,

would you annouce a winner on caveman poll ?:D

not now, don't hurry up. I will tell you when:p

Limitchik
26-04-2004, 11:49
And I don't see what the problem is with fart jokes, now that we're talking.

In fact, what do you all think of this one ?

One evening, a very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant patiently awaiting her date. While waiting, she decided to make sure that she looked perfect for him. So the young lady bends down in her chair in order to get a mirror from her purse. Then just as the waiter walks up, she accidentally farts quite loudly. The lady immediately sat up straight, embarrassed and red faced, sure that everyone in the place had heard her. Quickly she turns to the waiter and demands, "Stop That!" The waiter looks at her dryly and says, "Sure lady. Which way was it headed?"

Limitchik
26-04-2004, 11:52
Originally posted by Alethea
Limitchik,

would you annouce a winner on caveman poll ?:D

not now, don't hurry up. I will tell you when:p

I'd be honored. Do you see me as more of a corny/half-serious awards host like Dick Clark, or over-the-hill comedian ala Billy Crystal and the Oscars ?

Ghost
26-04-2004, 11:53
Chuck Woolery.

Alethea
26-04-2004, 11:54
Limit, I see you as my favorite poster on here whom (or who? correct me) I adore.
Is it enough?

Limitchik
26-04-2004, 12:01
Alethea,

You're gonna make me all nervous and shy. Who, whom, what's the difference ? With compliments like that, you can say it anyway you want, hun.

Ghost,

If I'm Chuck Woolery, you're Wink Martindale.

Ghost
26-04-2004, 12:08
Wasn't he from Tic-Tac-Doe?

I don't mind being him.

Limitchik
26-04-2004, 12:12
Originally posted by Ghost
Wasn't he from Tic-Tac-Doe?

I don't mind being him.

Indeed ! Not to mention "How's Your Mother-in-Law ?"

He was also the author of "Winking at Life" The story of Wink Martindale. A must have autobiography.

But you're right. I think you're more of a Richard Dawson kind of guy.

Ghost
26-04-2004, 12:20
Richard Dawson got to kiss all the women on the Feud.

Jet
26-04-2004, 12:21
Limitchik, I can kick ur arse and ur excellent command of russkiy mat won't help u

Limitchik
26-04-2004, 12:28
Jet,

Another useless comment ? C'mon, stop it ! You already won !

Alethea
26-04-2004, 12:29
Originally posted by Limitchik
Alethea,

You're gonna make me all nervous and shy. Who, whom, what's the difference ? With compliments like that, you can say it anyway you want, hun.

.

Ok, then....Do you have any DVDs to sell? :p

Jet
26-04-2004, 12:30
Limitchik, hhm, ispugalsya

Limitchik
26-04-2004, 12:38
Originally posted by Jet Li
Limitchik, hhm, ispugalsya

Of what ? Your sperm comments ? Christ, I'm friggin petrified ! I've never been more frightened by a trail of gibberish in my life !

Biting my Nails,
Limitchik

allice
26-04-2004, 12:51
Originally posted by Jet Li
Limitchik, hhm, ispugalsya

Every time I read a post by Jet Li I ask myself: is this guy real? As opposed to wind up that is.

Jet
26-04-2004, 12:54
Limitchik, I meant my foot kicking ur arse

Limitchik
26-04-2004, 13:08
And you propose to do that through my computer screen how ?

Alethea
26-04-2004, 13:10
LOL!

Jet
26-04-2004, 13:34
Limitchik, any place of your choosing, here is my mobile 724-80-89

Alethea
26-04-2004, 13:38
Jet Li, may I call on you too?

Jet
26-04-2004, 13:42
As u wish

Limitchik
26-04-2004, 14:05
Originally posted by Jet Li
Limitchik, any place of your choosing, here is my mobile 724-80-98

What are you, like in fifth grade ? Can we invite our friends to stand around us in a circle and cheer us on ? Threatening fights in online forums ? Jesus, dude, get a life.

Accepting that you COULD kick my ass what does that have to do with your lack of comprehensible posts? I go home with a sore **** but you'd still be a primitive and defensive, semi-literate moron.

Anyway, thanks for the cell. Enjoy the calls from gay.ru

Kiss,
Limitchik

Jet
26-04-2004, 14:12
Limitchik, ,

camus
26-04-2004, 14:22
Jet Li,

Would you be so kind as to provide the name of the person to ask for when calling your cell number? I think that calling and asking for "Jet Li" would sound a bit silly.

Regards,

Albert Camus

PS. Is calling after 22:00 OK ?

Limitchik
26-04-2004, 14:23
Was there a reason you put that in Russian ? Did you not want others to see that ? Tad bit primitive ?

I'm sorry, but you're really gonna have to convince me otherwise how potentially subjecting myself or you to an ass-kicking is a wise or brave decision.

Here's my advice to you: if you feel you must resort to elementary school fight-picking whenever little Jet gets his feelings hurt, stay away from public forums, you have far too large an inferiority complex.

camus
26-04-2004, 14:26
Originally posted by Jet Li
Limitchik, ,

Translation for those who don't speak Russian:

Limitchik, I would love to meet up with you and BroadMoor for some Hot Monkey Sex (tm). Your place or mine ?

Limitchik
26-04-2004, 14:35
Well, "Hot Monkey" is a bit of poetic license. I think you could just as equally substitute "Steamy Primate".

Jet
26-04-2004, 14:38
Limitchik, its OK to be afraid

Camus, ur really want to suck my dick??

camus
26-04-2004, 14:40
Originally posted by Jet Li
Limitchik, its OK to be afraid

Camus, ur really want to suck my dick??

Jet Li,

Hey man -- don't shoot the messenger. I'm just helping out with translation.

natalia_apple
26-04-2004, 14:41
Originally posted by Jet Li
my dick??

some guys are really proud their d... when there's nothing else to be proud of

Jet
26-04-2004, 14:43
Camus, as I said,

camus
26-04-2004, 14:45
Originally posted by Limitchik
Well, "Hot Monkey" is a bit of poetic license. I think you could just as equally substitute "Steamy Primate".

:D :D

camus
26-04-2004, 14:46
Originally posted by Jet Li
Camus, as I said,

Translation:

"Camus, come and join the fun!"

Limitchik
26-04-2004, 14:47
Originally posted by Jet Li
Limitchik, its OK to be afraid

Camus, ur really want to suck my dick??

Wow, I think I may have been giving you too much credit with that fifth-grade comment ! I'm thinking kindergarten, first grade, tops. What in god's name would I be afraid of (didn't we already cover this before) ?

Jet
26-04-2004, 14:48
Camus, if u really want to suck my dick, u know my number. I will shoot my warm load onto your face

natalia_apple
26-04-2004, 14:49
if you manage to squeeze out any

Jet
26-04-2004, 14:49
Limitchik, u just have a big mouth, so join Camus

camus
26-04-2004, 14:49
Originally posted by Jet Li
Camus, if u really want to suck my dick, u know my number. I will shoot my warm load onto your face

See my post above. I'm not sure I'd be comfortable asking for "Jet Li" as I'm not much into role-playing.

Jet
26-04-2004, 14:51
Come on, Camus, you will give me a blow job just once, no need for real names

Random
26-04-2004, 14:57
And so another perfectly good thread gets hijacked by dweebs .....

Take this to bardak guys (and or girls) .....

:rolleyes:

Limitchik
26-04-2004, 15:02
Originally posted by Jet Li
Camus, if u really want to suck my dick, u know my number. I will shoot my warm load onto your face

Well, ok, maybe a little older than kindergarten. I doubt too many kindergartners know what shooting a warm load means.

So, somewhere between fifth grade and kindergarten.

Limitchik
26-04-2004, 15:06
Originally posted by Random
And so another perfectly good thread gets hijacked by dweebs .....

Take this to bardak guys (and or girls) .....

:rolleyes:

Easy does it, Random, or Jet might post his cellular number on a public forum again, subjecting YOU to a 'warm load' of shot love-potion.

Random
26-04-2004, 15:07
Yes sorry old fruit probably should have just read dweeb in the singular ...

;)

sfjohns67
26-04-2004, 15:14
Oooh, wow, threats of physical violence against a friend of mine.

Now somebody help me out here, as the three beers I had at lunch has my memory failing me a bit....what is my usual response when somebody tries to get medieval on my boy Limitchik?

Jet, honeykins, boobchik, untwist your panties and air your brain out. People don't tease you unless they at least nominally like you, so quit being so damned defensive. Besides, your Kung Fu bullshit is no match for my boy Dima and his Makarov.

Sadie
26-04-2004, 15:19
In the best Bardakian traditions :suspect:

camus
26-04-2004, 15:20
Is anyone willing to call Jet Li ? Honest to God, I'd do it myself if I had an actual land-line phone.

natalia_apple
26-04-2004, 15:21
should have posted the thread in the better half section, then the only male participating would be Braders, so he couldnt probably have started an argument with himself

Jet
26-04-2004, 15:22
sfjohns67, let ur friend speak for himself, ask ur Dima whether he will use his Makarov. Wake up, u r in Moscow

sfjohns67
26-04-2004, 15:23
Now wait a second, Sadie....we're all just being good little primates and exhibiting ourselves in a blatant and vain attempt to impress you lady monkeys. Don't believe me? Go to the zoo and watch the little chimpsters, then recall what you've read here and laugh at the resemblance.

I think it fits this thread's original intent perfectly.

natalia_apple
26-04-2004, 15:24
yep, but primates at least dont use such language

sfjohns67
26-04-2004, 15:26
How do you know, you speak monkey or something? For all we know, their screaming could be the worst type of monkey-mat.

natalia_apple
26-04-2004, 15:27
ok, you win the contest

sfjohns67
26-04-2004, 15:29
That's the best you can do, give up on a non-sequitur? Boring.

Jet, quit taking yourself so seriously, it's only slightly less boring than Ms. Apple.

natalia_apple
26-04-2004, 15:31
yeah, I sure should discuss male monkeys d...s and compare them to the participants of this thread

Sadie
26-04-2004, 15:33
Originally posted by camus
Is anyone willing to call Jet Li ? Honest to God, I'd do it myself if I had an actual land-line phone.

Leave the guy alone, topics of this kind have always been his sore spot and, apparently, diagnoses.
The case in uncurable, c no point to waste time and space.

camus
26-04-2004, 15:36
Originally posted by Sadie
Leave the guy alone, topics of this kind has always been his sore spot and, apparently, diagnoses.
The case in uncurable, c no point to waste time and space.

Sadie,

I have no interest in curing him, but I always find this sort of behavior curious. How in the world would he respond if someone were to call him up and say something along the lines of: "Hi Mr. Jet Li. This is camus. Good day. May I stop by and fellate you this evening ?"

sfjohns67
26-04-2004, 15:41
Originally posted by natalia_apple
yeah, I sure should discuss male monkeys d...s and compare them to the participants of this thread
Wow, that's cool...how do you know so much about monkey winkies, honey?

Camus, 'fellate' has TWO L's, dumbass!

Jet
26-04-2004, 15:42
Camus, just say what u want

natalia_apple
26-04-2004, 15:43
I thought it was you who was an expert

Ghost
26-04-2004, 15:44
Can you actually make it into a verb?

I fellate, you fellate, he/she/it fellates.

I don't think so. Limit? A little grammar help, please.

sfjohns67
26-04-2004, 15:45
Well, I do have to admit a certain excessive fascination with watching them do their thing when I was a little boy. Lucky little buggers, free love and all that.

Sigh....

camus
26-04-2004, 15:57
Originally posted by sfjohns67
Wow, that's cool...how do you know so much about monkey winkies, honey?

Camus, 'fellate' has TWO L's, dumbass!

sfjohns67,

Good job. Would you like a cookie ?

camus
26-04-2004, 15:58
Originally posted by Ghost
Can you actually make it into a verb?

I fellate, you fellate, he/she/it fellates.

I don't think so. Limit? A little grammar help, please.

Ghost,

Check the dictionary. It's correct usage.

sfjohns67
26-04-2004, 15:58
Nah, just take me to the zoo so I can watch the monkeys.

Stephen Johnson
Author, "Hijacking Chick Threads For Fun And Profit"

camus
26-04-2004, 16:06
Originally posted by sfjohns67
Nah, just take me to the zoo so I can watch the monkeys.

Stephen Johnson
Author, "Hijacking Chick Threads For Fun And Profit"

Chimps are not monkeys. DumbJackass.

Limitchik
26-04-2004, 16:14
Originally posted by Ghost
Can you actually make it into a verb?

I fellate, you fellate, he/she/it fellates.

I don't think so. Limit? A little grammar help, please.

Good question, Ghost. So far, I'm unable to actually verify it's existance as a medically accepted word describing the act of performing oral sex on males. It would obviously still come from the same root as fellatio (Latin fellare for to suck), but I haven't seen precedent for it being anything other than a slang derivative of fellatio (or something Jet-Li enjoys doing to himself at home).

camus
26-04-2004, 16:18
Originally posted by Limitchik
Good question, Ghost. So far, I'm unable to actually verify it's existance as a medically accepted word describing the act of performing oral sex on males. It would obviously still come from the same root as fellatio (Latin fellare for to suck), but I haven't seen precedent for it being anything other than a slang derivative of fellatio (or something Jet-Li enjoys doing to himself at home).

Philistines !

fellate ( P ) Pronunciation Key (f-lt)
v. fellated, fellating, fellates
v. tr.

To perform fellatio on.


v. intr.

To engage in fellatio.

v : provide sexual gratification through oral stimulation

Limitchik
26-04-2004, 16:19
Originally posted by camus
Ghost,

Check the dictionary. It's correct usage.

My mistake. Websters does indeed list it as a legitimate entry.

http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/definition/english/fe/fellate.html
So, yes. Jet-Li does fellate.

Jet
26-04-2004, 16:20
Limitchik, - - , chiken-man

sfjohns67
26-04-2004, 16:20
I don't know if it is proper English usage, but I have definitely seen it rendered as a verb ('fellating') in a novel. The author may have been taking creative license, though it seems a bit of a stretch to do so when there are so many other ways to express the concept of oral stimulation of the penis.

camus
26-04-2004, 16:21
Originally posted by Jet Li
Limitchik, - - , chicken-man

Obligatory Translation:

Limitchik, I would like to choke your chicken-manhood.

Limitchik
26-04-2004, 16:22
Originally posted by Jet Li
Limitchik, - - , chiken-man

Yes, and you will immediately recognize me from the huge "Limitchik" sign hanging around my neck. Happy searching, pea-brain.

sfjohns67
26-04-2004, 16:22
Hey Jet, all jokes aside...you do realize you are making a physical threat against somebody here on the board, right? I watch all of them cool Russian detective shows, this is providing a recorded motive should anything befall my dear friend Limitchik.

Now lighten up and stop acting like Return of Broadmoor, you big silly.

Random
26-04-2004, 16:34
Originally posted by camus
Chimps are not monkeys. .......

I had a weekend where sleep was a secondary consideration - but this remark made type it into Yahoo search ...

Well "why is a chimp not a monkey"

The top response was ...

http://www.bushorchimp.com/

:cool:

Jet
26-04-2004, 16:45
sfjohns67, there was an unprovoked attack and I just responded. I absolutely mean what I say. -

sfjohns67
26-04-2004, 16:52
Originally posted by Jet Li
Limitchik, I can kick ur arse and ur excellent command of russkiy mat won't help u
Come on, you've got to be the bigger person, don't let those big meanies get to you. Let go of the hate, man, it'll just tear you up on the inside little by little, until one day you look in the mirror to see the eyes of a stranger staring you in the face. On that day, you'll know - you've let the bastards grind you down. It's hard to fly with eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys, but sometimes you just have to take the bull by the horns and let the best man win.

And that man could be you...YOU, Jet Li. Oh Jesus, it just tears me apart to see you get this way, you could've been a contender, but no, you had to go your own way - have you broken any homes up lately? You can check out any time you like, my friend, but you can never leave. Roach Motel, baby, Roach Motel.

Your friend,
Stephen
Author, "No Irrelevant Cliche or Non Sequitur Left Unturned"

camus
26-04-2004, 16:53
Originally posted by Jet Li
sfjohns67, there was an unprovoked attack and I just responded. I absolutely mean what I say. -

Unprovoked attack ? Limitchik simply pointed-out, in a joking manner, the ongoing lameness which is your commentary. He is not the first to do this and likely not the last.

camus
26-04-2004, 16:55
Originally posted by sfjohns67
Come on, you've got to be the bigger person, don't let those big meanies get to you. Let go of the hate, man, it'll just tear you up on the inside little by little, until one day you look in the mirror to see the eyes of a stranger staring you in the face. On that day, you'll know - you've let the bastards grind you down. It's hard to fly with eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys, but sometimes you just have to take the bull by the horns and let the best man win.

And that man could be you...YOU, Jet Li. Oh Jesus, it just tears me apart to see you get this way, you could've been a contender, but no, you had to go your own way - have you broken any homes up lately? You can check out any time you like, my friend, but you can never leave. Roach Motel, baby, Roach Motel.

Your friend,
Stephen
Author, "No Irrelevant Cliche or Non Sequitur Left Unturned"

"Thus spoke the Old Man from the Sea as he poured Whiskey into his granola and prepared to face a new day"

Jet
26-04-2004, 17:19
Camus, , ? ظ ,

sfjohns67
26-04-2004, 17:24
I guess we still need to work on our little aggression thingy, don't we?

camus
26-04-2004, 17:28
Originally posted by Jet Li
Camus, , ? ظ ,

Translation:
Would you like to come to my goat-sucking party ?

Aida
26-04-2004, 17:30
, , Jet Li, expat.ru! ....

camus
26-04-2004, 17:34
Originally posted by Aida
, , Jet Li, expat.ru! ....

A chto eto za 'tip' tochno? Sam ne ponemayu.

allice
26-04-2004, 17:34
Now I come back from a meeting and instead of entertainment I find THIS!! What have you to say for yourselves???? :mad: :mad: :eek: :D

Jet
26-04-2004, 17:36
Camus, if u really want a taste of it, come along, bi-lingual idiot

Alethea
26-04-2004, 17:37
I can't believe my beautiful thread was wasted like that.
Guys, get OUT of here and fight either on your very private folder or PM each other.

Sadie
26-04-2004, 19:15
Alethea,
I am sorry :( ;) it was very promising indeed,
but on the brighter side of the situation - u got a chance to get acquainted with our local :badclown:

Alethea
26-04-2004, 19:25
Sadie,

my creativity is inexhaustible. This one is wasted . but I will post a few more polls soon. :)

Sadie
26-04-2004, 19:40
We promise to inexhaustibly post in your inexhaustible polls ;)

Alethea
26-04-2004, 19:48
thanks.

did you vote for a caveman, girl?:mad:

Guys alredy told me to Fa-Q, now it's your turn, girls:)

Ned Kelly
26-04-2004, 20:31
Originally posted by Sadie
Alethea,
I am sorry :( ;) it was very promising indeed,
but on the brighter side of the situation - u got a chance to get acquainted with our local :badclown:

actually, i think you got four more characters for your poll that women might find attractive - only my summation, i am but a mere male

jet li - rugged individualist misunderstood by society

sfjohns - the sardonic wit

camus - the biting intellect

limitchik - the hugh grant of an intellectual discussion who accidentally sends the rugged individualist into frenzy

there's always something good to be found, even in a lot of swearing and aggression:p

camus
26-04-2004, 21:45
Originally posted by Ned Kelly
actually, i think you got four more characters for your poll that women might find attractive - only my summation, i am but a mere male



[b]
jet li - rugged individualist misunderstood by society


jet li -- mental retard. was dropped as a child



sfjohns - the sardonic wit


sfjohns -- walking testosterone. will beat up everything that moves



camus - the biting intellect


camus -- bitter loser with a huge inferiority complex



limitchik - the hugh grant of an intellectual discussion who accidentally sends the rugged individualist into frenzy


limitchik -- watches too much TV and thinks he's funny

Ned Kelly
26-04-2004, 21:51
that's cerainly a highly credible alternative view.

Jet
28-04-2004, 11:00
Camus, had sex with his mother, liked it

Ned had with his father, didn't like it, hates the whole country for it

Good morning everybody!

Ned Kelly
28-04-2004, 11:03
Originally posted by Jet Li
Camus, had sex with his mother, liked it

Ned had with his father, didn't like it, hates the whole country for it

Good morning everybody!

j-l, the side of my mouth was twitching into something that might have been mistaken for a smile at that last line.

my dad is a scot though, so the thesis falls down a bit there.

Jet
28-04-2004, 11:05
Well, Ned, that means that u had sex with your mother as well

Ned Kelly
28-04-2004, 11:10
Originally posted by Jet Li
Well, Ned, that means that u had sex with your mother as well

j-l, between warm-loads on faces and the incestual comments i get the feeling you're quite the fetishist.

you've got the wrong person there i'm afraid. curiosity about cockrings is about as far as i get.

Jet
28-04-2004, 11:12
It doesn't matter, Crocodile, u are still mudak

Ned Kelly
28-04-2004, 11:14
Originally posted by Jet Li
It doesn't matter, Crocodile, u are still mudak

"a mudak". don't forget your articles young man.

Jet
28-04-2004, 11:16
U r right, Crocodile, u r also a huy

Ned Kelly
28-04-2004, 11:16
Originally posted by Jet Li
U r right, Crocodile, u r also a huy

sticks and stones jet.;)

allice
28-04-2004, 13:19
Originally posted by Ned Kelly
sticks and stones jet.;)


hahahahahahahahahaha

:alien:

trampler
28-04-2004, 14:07
Gish and i always thought i was the worst, at least i can be a behaving gentleman sometimes........

Ned Kelly
28-04-2004, 14:39
Originally posted by trampler
Gish and i always thought i was the worst, at least i can be a behaving gentleman sometimes........

yes trampler, you could give them the odd lesson in etiquette.

trampler
28-04-2004, 14:52
Originally posted by Ned Kelly
yes trampler, you could give them the odd lesson in etiquette.

Are u trying to chat me up now Ned?

if you are, dont waste your time, i already know why you put your vote on me in that poll!

Ned Kelly
28-04-2004, 14:54
Originally posted by trampler
Are u trying to chat me up now Ned?

if you are, dont waste your time, i already know why you put yuor vote on me in that poll!

no, i was insinuating how ****ed up those guys are if a goat like you could teach them etiquette. read between the lines you nong.

trampler
28-04-2004, 15:01
now now Ned i wont let you join me when i have a bong filled with nice dutch stuff!

Ned Kelly
28-04-2004, 16:27
Originally posted by trampler
now now Ned i wont let you join me when i have a bong filled with nice dutch stuff!

ok, you won me over.

trampler
28-04-2004, 16:32
Originally posted by Ned Kelly
ok, you won me over.

Good boy :D

Now bow to my might as the ultimate c**t (selfcensored again)

Damn cant we have this discussion in Bardak? then i dont need to think about what i write or have to censor myself all the time and try to behave!

you fu%#$%$%^ c**ts

Ned Kelly
28-04-2004, 16:38
Originally posted by trampler
Good boy :D

Now bow to my might as the ultimate c**t (selfcensored again)

Damn cant we have this discussion in Bardak? then i dont need to think about what i write or have to censor myself all the time and try to behave!

you fu%#$%$%^ c**ts

i bow to no-one and would certainly not bend over in the vicinity of you and your friend sir gay.

trampler
28-04-2004, 17:03
U are afraid, so afraid! it comes from your words! it shows in every move you make, every word you type here Ned!

Keep being afraid :D

I feel king C**t now!

Ned Kelly
28-04-2004, 17:07
Originally posted by trampler
U are afraid, so afraid! it comes from your words! it shows in every move you make, every word you type here Ned!

Keep being afraid :D

I feel king C**t now!

you lost all credibility when tammy revealed you were spruiking for votes. publicly pretending to be shocked while privately begging for support. i have no respect.

Ned Kelly
28-04-2004, 17:09
indeed, i hereby downgrade you fron c*** to simple pussy. pathetic.

trampler
28-04-2004, 17:09
Ow gosh

Did i hurt your feelings now?

i talked to her in priv msg yeah, telling her about the poll and said if she liked she can put her vote up for me, that is soemthing completely different than voting for me!

Leave tami out of this, she r0xx!

Else i will have to form a posse and come hang you !

am4rw
28-04-2004, 18:43
This thread starts off as a poll on what makes men attractive, and ends up with a demonstration as to what doesn't. Amazing!
:confused: :shame: :confused: :shame: :sick:

trampler
28-04-2004, 18:54
Originally posted by am4rw
This thread starts off as a poll on what makes men attractive, and ends up with a demonstration as to what doesn't. Amazing!
:confused: :shame: :confused: :shame: :sick:

Then dont write in here! :D

now they for sure know what is repulsive in a man when u start to write! :p

am4rw
28-04-2004, 21:36
:D

trampler
07-05-2004, 11:26
Originally posted by am4rw
:D

Sorry man :D dont be offended, i just couldnt help but take the and respond ;)

Billie Bob
16-09-2007, 23:02
an interesting poll :)