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rantandrave
21-04-2004, 12:04
here ya go, sid:

I hate to admit it, but sometimes I rely on expat.ru. I mean, where else can I go for entertainment when I am mind-boggling bored at work and have already read every online publication I care to? So, I come here, and what do I find? Nothing. No mud-slinging, no 5 page flirting competitions, same old avatars... What is wrong with you people? I demand fights and arguments.

Fa-Q!
21-04-2004, 12:08
How 'bout a nice dose of sexual harrassment? Wanna play hide the salami?

rantandrave
21-04-2004, 12:10
Maybe that belongs in bardak tho?

Fa-Q!
21-04-2004, 12:11
So you do wanna do the ol' boar hog grind?

rantandrave
21-04-2004, 12:12
with who? mickey? i dont think he's fully equipped.

Ghost
21-04-2004, 12:13
Speaking of avatars, why is it yours is male, yet everyone here refers to you as a female (Unless FaQ is into something I'm not aware of).

-Ghost

rantandrave
21-04-2004, 12:15
i am female. faQ, moscowmail, and allice - among others - can vouch for me. my avatar is alex for several reasons (not least of which is i am too lazy to find something else)...

Fa-Q!
21-04-2004, 12:15
Not only male, but a rapist...

allice
21-04-2004, 12:15
Sid, I'll take you on anytime. I'm tougher then my avatar looks. :D :cool:

Ghost
21-04-2004, 12:16
Accuracy is a little off today, Allice. Want some help?

Sidney Bliss
21-04-2004, 12:17
Originally posted by allice
Sid, I'll take you on anytime. I'm tougher then my avatar looks. :D :cool:

teaser ;)

rantandrave
21-04-2004, 12:17
Originally posted by Fa-Q!
Not only male, but a rapist...

the avatar, not me.

come on Fa-Q, you know you dig a little bit of the old in-out in-out

Fa-Q!
21-04-2004, 12:20
You know I do, baby!

allice
21-04-2004, 12:20
Originally posted by Ghost
Accuracy is a little off today, Allice. Want some help?

I think I need help. :rolleyes: :D

Ghost
21-04-2004, 12:22
R+R, as a personal favor (if I may be so bold as to request one) would you consider changing your avatar? When I see a male one, the Alpha Male in me gets ready for a fight and competition. Therefore, my posts will come off with a slightly different tone than if I see a woman or female related avatar. Of course you could just choose a childish one like FaQ did - and then I'd just dismiss you as not worth the time.

Fa-Q!
21-04-2004, 12:24
I remember when I told that dude to quit posting with my avatar or I'd break my foot off in his ass. Turned out it wasn't a dude.

Ned Kelly
21-04-2004, 12:26
yeah, i once had r&r's avatar and tried ranting at her to change it but changed my own after receiving a right-royal bollocking.

Sidney Bliss
21-04-2004, 12:26
Could you please change your avatar also Ghost. Some bird with a curvy arse picking 50 Roubles off the floor would be great.

Ghost
21-04-2004, 12:28
I might have to use Photoshop for that exact request.

Sidney Bliss
21-04-2004, 12:30
Although Jennifer Lopez eating a banana would be fine too.

allice
21-04-2004, 12:31
Originally posted by Sidney Bliss
Although Jennifer Lopez eating a banana would be fine too.

:vomit:

Fa-Q!
21-04-2004, 12:33
I was considering using Limitchik's digital camera to take a picture of my shlong to use as my avatar.

Sidney Bliss
21-04-2004, 12:33
Alright, how about Jennifer Lopez eating Allice then?

Sidney Bliss
21-04-2004, 12:34
Originally posted by Fa-Q!
I was considering using Limitchik's digital camera to take a picture of my shlong to use as my avatar.

And the lens was too wide?;)

Ned Kelly
21-04-2004, 12:34
avatar base was too big i guess;)

rantandrave
21-04-2004, 12:34
Originally posted by Ghost
R+R, as a personal favor (if I may be so bold as to request one) would you consider changing your avatar? When I see a male one, the Alpha Male in me gets ready for a fight and competition. Therefore, my posts will come off with a slightly different tone than if I see a woman or female related avatar. Of course you could just choose a childish one like FaQ did - and then I'd just dismiss you as not worth the time.

You may be so bold as to request it, but I am sorry that you're not going to get your wish, Ghost. That's precisely why I picked this avatar, and why I left the gender question open in my profile (and in fact managed to keep it vague till just last week :) ). It's more fun when people aren't quite sure how to react, and I don't like being treated "like a girl", automatically. I like being treated as an individual, and if that includes a little aggression, that's ok, nothing I can't handle ;)

allice
21-04-2004, 12:34
VOT TAK!!! :D :eek: :shame: :D

allice
21-04-2004, 12:35
Originally posted by Sidney Bliss
Alright, how about Jennifer Lopez eating Allice then?

:eek:

Fa-Q!
21-04-2004, 12:38
You may be so bold as to request it, but I am sorry that you're not going to get your wish, Ghost. That's precisely why I picked this avatar, and why I left the gender question open in my profile (and in fact managed to keep it vague till just last week ). It's more fun when people aren't quite sure how to react, and I don't like being treated "like a girl", automatically. I like being treated as an individual, and if that includes a little aggression, that's ok, nothing I can't handle
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Can you handle the sexual harrassment? Consider yourself as having just been virtually groped.

Ghost
21-04-2004, 12:39
R+R, why can't you just be a good girl like Allice and change your avatar to something like she just did?

If you want confrontation, no problem.

rantandrave
21-04-2004, 12:40
Originally posted by Fa-Q!

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Can you handle the sexual harrassment? Consider yourself as having just been virtually groped.

Is it sexual harrassment if I'm groping you right back ;) ?

Fa-Q!
21-04-2004, 12:41
She don't want confrontation, she want's to ride ye ol' Fa-Q bologne pony.

Fa-Q!
21-04-2004, 12:41
Nope. That's consensual!

rantandrave
21-04-2004, 12:42
Originally posted by Ghost
R+R, why can't you just be a good girl like Allice and change your avatar to something like she just did?


Awww, sheeeeeet. See, this is exactly what I mean. Sorry, but I'm nothing like Allice.

allice
21-04-2004, 12:44
Originally posted by Ghost
R+R, why can't you just be a good girl like Allice and change your avatar to something like she just did?

If you want confrontation, no problem.

This is my HappyDdayFaq avatar :rolleyes: :D

And I want to fight as well. [pounding her fist at the desk]

Only everybody seems to be up to nothing else but ЯЕЙЯ. Not that it's a very bad thing though. ;)

Sidney Bliss
21-04-2004, 12:46
Looks like a happy double D day ;)

allice
21-04-2004, 12:46
Originally posted by Sidney Bliss
teaser ;)

Wanker! :p

Sidney Bliss
21-04-2004, 12:47
Originally posted by allice
Wanker! :p

So?!

allice
21-04-2004, 12:47
Originally posted by Sidney Bliss
double D day ;)

?

Sidney Bliss
21-04-2004, 12:48
It's a bra size dear. Nevermind.

allice
21-04-2004, 12:48
Originally posted by Sidney Bliss
So?!

I'm getting my towel wet. :mad: :D

allice
21-04-2004, 12:49
Originally posted by Sidney Bliss
It's a bra size dear. Nevermind.

I hate to dissapoint but it's C. ;)

Ghost
21-04-2004, 12:50
Allice, yesterday when I tried to fight with you, you told me to pick on someone my own size and took it personal. Now today you wanna fight again. Isn't it just like a girl to not make up her mind?

And as for you, R+R - now that I know exactly how you feel regarding this, you're going to be my personal little cute and fluffy зайчика until you step up to the realization that you are actually not a trans-gender species.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it. :mad:

Sidney Bliss
21-04-2004, 12:53
Originally posted by allice
I hate to dissapoint but it's C. ;)

Still plenty of bounce per ounce then ;)

Fa-Q!
21-04-2004, 12:55
More cushion for the pushin'

rantandrave
21-04-2004, 12:55
Originally posted by Ghost
Allice, yesterday when I tried to fight with you, you told me to pick on someone my own size and took it personal. Now today you wanna fight again. Isn't it just like a girl to not make up her mind?

And as for you, R+R - now that I know exactly how you feel regarding this, you're going to be my personal little cute and fluffy зайчика until you step up to the realization that you are actually not a trans-gender species.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it. :mad:

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
*stamping my little foot in anger*

I'm not your personal little cute and fluffy anything :p
And I'm fully aware that I'm not a trans-gender species. I'm just not fluffy. Got it?

allice
21-04-2004, 12:56
Originally posted by Ghost
Allice, yesterday when I tried to fight with you, you told me to pick on someone my own size and took it personal. Now today you wanna fight again. Isn't it just like a girl to not make up her mind?



Ok but you took my comments personal as well.

I promise not to take take it personal if you don't, deal?

Ghost
21-04-2004, 12:58
Allice, you dropped the "F" bomb, that's why I got aggrivated :(

And R+R, aww shucks, dear. Don't pout - you're too cute when you pout. Just puff up your hair a bit and sit there looking pretty, k? Don't try to get involved in all this "mean ol' men stuff" anyway.

allice
21-04-2004, 12:59
Originally posted by Sidney Bliss
Still plenty of bounce per ounce then ;)

[slapping Sid on the arse with her wet towel]

hah! :p

[making a run for it]

rantandrave
21-04-2004, 13:01
Originally posted by Ghost

And R+R, aww shucks, dear. Don't pout - you're too cute when you pout. Just puff up your hair a bit and sit there looking pretty, k? Don't try to get involved in all this "mean ol' men stuff" anyway.

Who said anything about pouting? I am not pouting. What mean ol' men stuff? I thought it was 12 yr old puerile posturing...

allice
21-04-2004, 13:03
Originally posted by Ghost
Allice, you dropped the "F" bomb, that's why I got aggrivated :(


I'm sorry then. But no one really got offended with me for ''droppping the "F" bomb'' before. To put it blunt: I say "f**k you" all the time. Think nothing of it.

Ghost
21-04-2004, 13:03
No no..not posturing. You just wouldn't understand, being a girl and all.

It's ok, we prefer you as our зайчикa.

Ghost
21-04-2004, 13:04
Originally posted by allice
I'm sorry then. But no one really got offended with me for ''droppping the "F" bomb'' before. To put it blunt: I say "f**k you" all the time. Think nothing of it.

Because it's not your language :) Want me to start posting all sorts of Russian profanity towards you? Of course not!

rantandrave
21-04-2004, 13:05
Who's "we", white man? And yeah, I don't fully understand the posturing. I like to get right to the postures ;)

Ghost
21-04-2004, 13:07
What are you trying to tell me, Kemosabe?

rantandrave
21-04-2004, 13:08
you said "we prefer you". who's "we"?

Sidney Bliss
21-04-2004, 13:08
Originally posted by allice
[slapping Sid on the arse with her wet towel]


Does that cost extra? ;)

allice
21-04-2004, 13:10
Originally posted by Ghost
Because it's not your language :) Want me to start posting all sorts of Russian profanity towards you? Of course not!

It's kinda difficult to explain. Russian slang sounds rude to me while English doesn't. Donno why. Let's try this.

Sid, **** you! :D

allice
21-04-2004, 13:11
Originally posted by Sidney Bliss
Does that cost extra? ;)

oh my gosh :shame:

Ghost
21-04-2004, 13:12
I was using the royal We. Are you going to pretend to be a minority now? You're not gonna play THAT ol' card, are ya?

Come on..you're from The City, as am I. Be fluffy for me.

allice
21-04-2004, 13:12
ok lunchbreak :D

rantandrave
21-04-2004, 13:13
Which city would that be?

I'll have to get to know you better before I agree to be fluffy for you.

Ghost
21-04-2004, 13:13
Of course it sounds rude to you in Russian, Allice. That's your language. When someone uses Russian profanity to me, I laugh. English is my language. Those words in Russian mean absolutely zippo to me. But where I'm from (same place as the Fluffy one) when someone tells you to F off, you come out swinging.

Ghost
21-04-2004, 13:14
Originally posted by rantandrave
Which city would that be?


The greatest city in the world, of course. Mayhap my intelligence is flawed.

rantandrave
21-04-2004, 13:15
Chillin', You're from bklyn too?

Ned Kelly
21-04-2004, 13:17
well, i'm not sure where your home is ghost but the devaluation of **** as an offensive word (in australia it's become a simple adjective) has been taking place a long time. and russian swearing is far, far more intense than english.

Ghost
21-04-2004, 13:17
No, UE side. But close enough considering where we both are. Though I used to hang out with friends in Forest Hills a lot.

Brooklyn, Manhattan - similar ruleset.

Sidney Bliss
21-04-2004, 13:18
Originally posted by Ghost
The greatest city in the world, of course.

Scunthorpe? :confused:

Ghost
21-04-2004, 13:19
Begone, Knight Rider!

Ned Kelly
21-04-2004, 13:19
:p

Sidney Bliss
21-04-2004, 13:21
Sidney Bliss has never been to New York which is either fortunate for me or for New York, I'm not sure which.

rantandrave
21-04-2004, 13:35
sad for you, fortunate for NY

rantandrave
21-04-2004, 13:36
Originally posted by Ghost
No, UE side. But close enough considering where we both are. Though I used to hang out with friends in Forest Hills a lot.

Brooklyn, Manhattan - similar ruleset.

forest hills is queens :mad: ! evil.
so, UE side, eh? i take it you're rollin', then?

Ghost
21-04-2004, 13:42
There's nothing evil about Queens. Some good Italian places in Queens. What's the name of that street where all the markets are...Can't seem to remember it. :(

rantandrave
21-04-2004, 13:45
there are many evil things about queens. there are more, and better, italian places in bklyn, damn it.
which street? most famous NY street for italian markets would probably be arthur ave, but that's in da bronx.

Ghost
21-04-2004, 13:45
Oh, and I'll roll wichu as long as you'll be fluffy and pleasant.

Sidney Bliss
21-04-2004, 13:46
Originally posted by rantandrave
sad for you, fortunate for NY

Nothing like a traditional lukewarm New York welcome.

Ghost
21-04-2004, 13:47
No, it's in Queens...right where Summer of Sam took place.

Ghost
21-04-2004, 13:48
Originally posted by Sidney Bliss
Nothing like a traditional lukewarm New York welcome.

"Bugger off" or I'll tow your car.

Sidney Bliss
21-04-2004, 13:51
Actually, any New York terms of abuse you'd like to share with us? Yutz etc.. and what do they mean?

rantandrave
21-04-2004, 13:52
sid, you are such a schmuck

rantandrave
21-04-2004, 13:53
arthur ave is definitely in da bronx.
but you cant beat carroll gardens and bensonhurst for italian stuff.

rantandrave
21-04-2004, 13:55
Originally posted by Ghost
Oh, and I'll roll wichu as long as you'll be fluffy and pleasant.

aiz gots my own homies ta roll wit', 'aight?

Sidney Bliss
21-04-2004, 13:55
Hmm, it's just seems a little tame.

rantandrave
21-04-2004, 13:58
there are ruder ones, but they involve hand gestures. as we say in NY: "if you can curse at someone in their own language, you are multi-lingual" :)

Ghost
21-04-2004, 14:02
So now that its established that you're from NY and you're female, you might as well change the avatar.

rantandrave
21-04-2004, 14:10
ummm, no. I told you already. I'd have to know you better before I agreed to be fluffy for you. Actually, the fact that I am from bklyn should help convince you that I am not fluffy. No one can live 2 blocks from the Gowanus Canal and remain fluffy.

Ghost
21-04-2004, 14:16
I gave up on the fluffiness and am concentrating all my firepower on the avatar. Yield, damn you.

rantandrave
21-04-2004, 14:18
ha. haha. let me think about this one.... no.
as i said at the beginning of this test of wills, you may be so bold as to request, but that doesn't mean you're gonna get your way.

Sidney Bliss
21-04-2004, 14:19
I agree with Ghost for once. I think that you're fluffy and that you've probably got a massive collection of frilly knickers and cuddly toys.

allice
21-04-2004, 14:22
Originally posted by allice
Sid, **** you! :D

rantandrave
21-04-2004, 14:22
ok, now i really must protest. my frilly knickers are none of your damn business. :p

Sidney Bliss
21-04-2004, 14:31
Originally posted by rantandrave
ok, now i really must protest. my frilly knickers are none of your damn business. :p

I always feel more comfy in frilly knickers too ;)

rantandrave
21-04-2004, 14:31
it would seem from your avatar that you are more of a thong man

Sidney Bliss
21-04-2004, 14:31
Originally posted by allice


Yes Allice, very good :D

allice
21-04-2004, 14:33
Originally posted by Sidney Bliss
Yes Allice, very good :D

ok ok I'm no Sir Braders :( :D

Sidney Bliss
21-04-2004, 14:34
Originally posted by rantandrave
it would seem from your avatar that you are more of a thong man

I would be but I can never seem to pronounce thong correctly when I go to buy a pair. Buying frilly knickers is less embarrassing.

Sidney Bliss
21-04-2004, 14:35
Originally posted by allice
ok ok I'm no Sir Braders :( :D

Is that a nun in your avatar by the way?

allice
21-04-2004, 14:37
Originally posted by Sidney Bliss
Is that a nun in your avatar by the way?

you kidding?

that's Maggie Gyllenhaal in the "Secretary" ;) :shame:

Sidney Bliss
21-04-2004, 14:42
Has she got an envelope in her mouth?

allice
21-04-2004, 14:45
Originally posted by Sidney Bliss
Has she got an envelope in her mouth?

I think so.

Sidney Bliss
21-04-2004, 14:49
She's alright by me then.

allice
21-04-2004, 14:50
Originally posted by Sidney Bliss
She's alright by me then.

good stuff. i was worried there for a moment. :rolleyes: :p :rolleyes:

Ghost
21-04-2004, 14:52
Contest of wills? Is that what you think this little roll in the hay has been? Pahleese. I do not bear the full weight of my attack upon women.

rantandrave
21-04-2004, 14:55
Roll in the hay? Don't kid yourself...

kak
21-04-2004, 14:59
Originally posted by allice
you kidding?

that's Maggie Gyllenhaal in the "Secretary" ;) :shame:

Have you seen the movie you refer to Allice??:confused:
i think it was simply the stupidest movie i saw since a long time :eek:

Ghost
21-04-2004, 15:00
Not bad, but a little weak in originality coming back with a "don't kid yourself" in response to a "don't kid yourself" post.

Don't you think?

rantandrave
21-04-2004, 15:03
You didnt say "dont kid yourself." And no, I don't think I'm being weak, not even a little. I still have alex for my avatar :p

Ghost
21-04-2004, 15:07
I forgot the level of education available in Brooklyn. Though I did not say it, it is implied.

Because I care. (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=implied)

And yes, you still have your avatar. I can't help it you weren't born a man, babe. Sorry. I realize penis envy must be tough to live with, but they do have operations for that kind of thing. Ask Limitchik.

rantandrave
21-04-2004, 15:09
Classy, that.
If you can't play nice, off to the BH with you.

allice
21-04-2004, 15:10
Originally posted by kakrout
Have you seen the movie you refer to Allice??:confused:
i think it was simply the stupidest movie i saw since a long time :eek:

Of course I saw the movie. And of course you are entitled to your own opinion.

Ghost
21-04-2004, 15:15
Ah, see? First you tell me not to hold back, then when I get a bit rough, you cry foul.

Alethea likes it rough.

Besides, I wasn't the one who started this thread with "Wanna play hide the salami?" Classy that.

rantandrave
21-04-2004, 15:18
I certainly did not suggest a game of hide the salami, that was FaQ.
So why aren't you playing with Alethea then?
And I wasn't crying foul, I was merely admiring your class. Us poor outer-boroughs folks can never aspire to your urbane wit.

Ghost
21-04-2004, 15:22
You meant "urban", right?

I know, I know. Such silly spelling jokes should be beyond us.

It is obvious that this is beginning to upset your feminine nature. I shall cease and go hunt Alethea.

rantandrave
21-04-2004, 15:23
Oh yes, please, do cease and desist at once. I am so distraught I shall have to take smelling salts...

aliwilliams
21-04-2004, 15:25
Ghost.

Do you really have nothing better to do than be pissy with people all day?

Now your're upsetting my feminine nature.

rantandrave
21-04-2004, 15:27
Oh thank god, back up. Do you have any smelling salts?

aliwilliams
21-04-2004, 15:33
I have a whole bag of tricks my dear;)

Ghost
21-04-2004, 15:34
Quiet, Ali. Some fellow Ancient Mason Builder you are.

I'm not the first to flame people on this forum, and certainly won't be the last. Besides, the topic of this thread is "You are all irritating me..." a complaint about how there is no fighting going on today. I merely supplied the requested ingredient.

I've been angry this week, and I've had good reasons for it. This venting arena is the perfect place for it. Or was, rather. The problem lies when people who claim to want to play actually don't, and take things personal when it wasn't meant that way.

So if I overstepped my bounds, I apologize. It was meant for entertainment purposes only. I do not know anything about R+R. She could be woman, man or Sir Gay. And she's probably a really nice person, as am I. But when you want to come to the forum to argue and screw off, and that's what you get, don't backtrack and go into personal mode. I did that once here and got stomped on (by FAQ if I remember correctly).

So once again, I apologize.

"There. Now we can be friends again." - Doc Holiday

rantandrave
21-04-2004, 15:39
Ghost:
Oh, calm down. You take things too seriously. Nowhere did I actually say that I was mortally wounded by your words. I thought the comment about smelling salts would make clear that I was, in fact, joking. I merely suggested that you go to BH, since that would seem to be a good place to relax from your current situation ;)

Ghost
21-04-2004, 15:46
Now it's me who takes things too seriously. OOook.