View Full Version : Bye-Bye Bikinis, Bye-Bye (Miss) American Pie

06-06-2018, 23:01
The Left is trampling through American culture like a runaway mad truck bomber, smashing venerable institutions and leaving roadkill.

The Boy Scouts, a century-old organization that taught patriotism, honor, courage and integrity to millions of young men since the 1910's, overnight became "The Scouts" open to girls and welcoming homosexuals. Except for Utah (Mormon country) which will keep the traditional structure.

Next, The Miss America Pageant, will no longer be based on beauty. Swimsuits are BANNED. (So why would they televise it? We can just listen on the radio.)


Miss America contestants will “no longer be judged on outward physical appearance,” the organization that runs the famed pageant said in a statement on Tuesday.

“We’re changing out of our swimsuits into a whole new era,” tweeted @MissAmericaOrg, the 97-year-old competition’s official Twitter handle.
"Of course outward beauty is not as important as inner beauty," she said. "But at the same time, it doesn't mean that outer beauty can't exist and that women should be shamed or banned from being able to express themselves and feel confident, have a positive body image, and show off their physical fitness."
So what is it? Women should be empowered and able to wear whatever they want? Or women should be able to wear whatever they want as long as it's not a swimsuit? Nor an evening gown. :rofl:

Beauty is only skin deep, you see. It's what's inside that counts - as long as it reflects the latest Left-wing values of diversity, tolerance and whatever other social engineering soupe du-jour is on today's menu.

Participants will be now afforded the opportunity to freely and outwardly "express their self-confidence in evening attire of their choosing while discussing how they will advance their social impact initiatives."

If the young female (or transgendered) contestant wants to talk about her charity work with the National Rifle Association (her "social impact initiative"), I doubt she will get past the first round.

Here's how the Miss America pageant opening song SHOULD be choreographed. :)


07-06-2018, 06:45
of course the Playboy,Penthouse and Hustler they buy because they want to read the interesting stories and interviews...

07-06-2018, 09:38
The stories and interviews in Readers Wives are a lot better

07-06-2018, 10:02
The stories and interviews in Readers Wives are a lot betterAlan, now I need to clean my keyboard ans monitor screen from coffee, all because of you comments.