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TolkoRaz
02-06-2017, 21:07
........... for the fertility doctor! ;)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-40131107

natlee
02-06-2017, 22:13
Could be why he died in April! ;)

Uncle Wally
02-06-2017, 23:11
Christmas? That's almost two birthdays a month!

TolkoRaz
02-06-2017, 23:43
Christmas? That's almost two birthdays a month!

If there are 60 children, that is on average 5 birthdays per month!

Could be bankrupted in a month if there are twins or triplets! :eek:

Benedikt
03-06-2017, 07:20
Could be why he died in April! ;)

though if it is proven that the good doctor was the father, could the -children- lay claim to his estate? Said that, considering the age the man died, and the age of the children, the doctor must have been a very active man, even when most of it was - handiwork - only. Under other circumstances one could say, well done old man? Did some - blue pills - help?

vossy7
03-06-2017, 14:58
So this old 80 year old guy goes into a sperm bank and says I want to donate some sperm....
The nurse gives him a jar and says go home and bring s back your donation tomorrow.....
The guy returns the next day and the jar was empty.....
The nurse said what happened .....
He said ....well I tried my right hand then my left hand .....
Them my wife tried both hands .....she even tried her mouth ......teeth in and teeth out......
We went around to our neighbor and she tried both hands as well.......
The nurse says OMG you even went around to your neighbor as well......
Yes he replied and she couldn't get the effing lid off either:smoking:

rusmeister
04-06-2017, 13:57
"We have learned to do a great many clever things. The next great task is to learn not to do them."

FatAndy
04-06-2017, 14:03
Genetical penetration is the normal men's instinct. Bravo! ;)

natlee
04-06-2017, 14:12
Genetical penetration is the normal men's instinct. Bravo! ;) :ignore:

Benedikt
04-06-2017, 15:16
Genetical penetration is the normal men's instinct. Bravo! ;)

with 89? suppose that would be geratrical impossibility?

FatAndy
04-06-2017, 16:30
with 89? suppose that would be geratrical impossibility?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ramjit_Raghav