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Korotky Gennady
31-01-2008, 17:52
Poor Maurice... He was funny enough... though. (;

SalTheReturn
31-01-2008, 17:55
Poor Maurice... He was funny enough... though. (;

(edited)

posing as a mod will get you banned

Korotky Gennady
31-01-2008, 17:59
I have decided to ban him because he was writing nonsenses and couldnt figure what he was ranting about




Then you should to ban yourself also.

ezik
31-01-2008, 18:01
You banned him, Sal?
Am I behind facts or what?
Let me check the Moderator's console.

ezik
31-01-2008, 18:18
As you're not a moderator, you cannot ban a user, Sal.

Penelope
31-01-2008, 18:21
I believe TD explains his reasons in this thread:
http://www.expat.ru/forum/expat-cafe/61711-dont-open-thread.html

TD
31-01-2008, 18:31
By the way it is only a temporary ban until 2034... :11033:

ezik
31-01-2008, 18:33
No problem with the ban itself. But I do have a problem with Sal posting like a mod. He isn't one.

TGP
31-01-2008, 19:10
By the way it is only a temporary ban until 2034... :11033:


TD, what is 2034?

Clean32
31-01-2008, 19:12
TD, what is 2034?

26 years??

Miracle77777
31-01-2008, 19:13
TD, what is 2034?

It means - He will be very old...too old for participating here...:evilgrin:

Clean32
31-01-2008, 19:17
It means - He will be very old...too old for participating here...:evilgrin:

i doint think 67 would be to old to post here?

Miracle77777
31-01-2008, 19:20
i doint think 67 would be to old to post here?

:suspect:
How do you know how old is he ?? I mean - truthfully????
:question:

MickeyTong
31-01-2008, 19:22
He'll be back, perhaps under a different name. He desperately needs an audience to make him feel significant.
20.34 - is that Moscow time?

Miracle77777
31-01-2008, 19:25
He'll be back, perhaps under a different name. He desperately needs an audience to make him feel significant.
20.34 - is that Moscow time?

:D
No....it is your special time....:D
In Moscow it is 19:24 :iagree:

MickeyTong
31-01-2008, 19:26
So Maurice will return in 70 minutes????

ezik
31-01-2008, 19:27
i doint think 67 would be to old to post here?

I'm sure that Sal has all the details about this :D

TGP
31-01-2008, 19:28
Poor Maurice... He was funny enough... though. (;

To be honest, I will miss him.

Miracle77777
31-01-2008, 19:31
To be honest, I will miss him.

To be correct - I will miss all of him :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

Miracle77777
31-01-2008, 19:32
So Maurice will return in 70 minutes????

:applause: :applause:

Clean32
31-01-2008, 19:34
To be correct - I will miss all of him :evilgrin: :evilgrin:
LOL all 6 of him LOL

ezik
31-01-2008, 19:35
Not sure.

SalTheReturn
31-01-2008, 20:04
Ezik I was kidding, thought it was obvious...
disappointed.

TD
31-01-2008, 20:08
20.34 - is that Moscow time?

That would be Tuesday January 31, 2034 AD

Guest
31-01-2008, 20:09
Who (or what) is Maurice?

I will ban Sal soon!

ezik
31-01-2008, 20:17
Who (or what) is Maurice?

I will ban Sal soon!

Not untill you have buttons for that! :D

ezik
31-01-2008, 20:24
Ezik I was kidding, thought it was obvious...
disappointed.

Me too.

The thing is, it is not obvious for those who browse this forum and don't know all the in and outs yet.

You might consider the ; and ) combination for this sort of posts. ;)

Clean32
31-01-2008, 20:35
Not untill you have buttons for that! :D

buttons? BUTTONS? who needs buttons when you have a trigger.

it is a quote, cant remember who

Miracle77777
31-01-2008, 23:28
LOL all 6 of him LOL

:suspect: :suspect:
Are you sure not more??!!
:evilgrin: :evilgrin:

SalTheReturn
01-02-2008, 01:26
:suspect: :suspect:
Are you sure not more??!!
:evilgrin: :evilgrin:

who is maurice?the same behind mc crap and other clones?
whatever it was entertaining from time to time:fireworks:

TD
01-02-2008, 02:05
buttons? BUTTONS? who needs buttons when you have a trigger.

Secret Mod & Admin options:

12695

Lady Marmalade
01-02-2008, 02:34
Secret Mod & Admin options:

12695

Priceless TD, just bloody priceless!!!!!:inlove:

Korotky Gennady
01-02-2008, 02:51
Priceless TD, just bloody priceless!!!!!:inlove:

Faritova, you became a lady marmalade ? ;) When you will become just a Peach ? :5387:

Lady Marmalade
01-02-2008, 03:41
Faritova, you became a lady marmalade ? ;) When you will become just a Peach ? :5387:

Slotky persik....hmmmm... I'll about it KG...:10293:

SalTheReturn
01-02-2008, 13:34
Secret Mod & Admin options:

12695

believe me Guest has even some more option...his favourite?
having a team of OMON kicking his ass when in Moscow!:fireworks:

he does not know i have taken martial arts:ninja::nut:

Guest
01-02-2008, 19:46
Sal, when will you come? I am waiting 4u :)

SalTheReturn
01-02-2008, 19:54
Sal, when will you come? I am waiting 4u :)

I need приглащение!!! pls forward me a scanned one

Miracle77777
01-02-2008, 22:24
I need приглащение!!! pls forward me a scanned one

Scanned not working Sal, especially with Italy !!!
Believe me...:iagree:
So ask for Fax......:11581:

Clean32
01-02-2008, 22:34
who needs martial arts when you have a trigger



believe me Guest has even some more option...his favourite?
having a team of OMON kicking his ass when in Moscow!:fireworks:

he does not know i have taken martial arts:ninja::nut:

SalTheReturn
01-02-2008, 22:37
who needs martial arts when you have a trigger

and the author of such sentence is?

clean high on sth again?

Bels
01-02-2008, 22:38
For goodness sake :) I can't believe I'm backing up Sal on this one. Sal made a joke about banning someone. The moderaters took it seriously and:11513: Sal. Isn't it hilarious. :) What on earth has happened to humour here, the distict advantage of expat.ru as against other forums. Oh!! please say you were only joking moderators. Save yourselves.

And let's not forget that the most important people here are the members, and moderators are here and apreciated also as members but also to do a good and appreciated job.

TGP
01-02-2008, 22:46
For goodness sake :) I can't believe I'm backing up Sal on this one. Sal made a joke about banning someone. The moderaters took it seriously and:11513: Sal. Isn't it hilarious. :) What on earth has happened to humour here, the distict advantage of expat.ru as against other forums. Oh!! please say you were only joking moderators. Save yourselves.

And let's not forget that the most important people here are the members, and moderators are here and apreciated also as members but also to do a good and appreciated job.

Bels, I think that Maurice was also joking about banning him. See, what happened... :ignore:

TD
01-02-2008, 22:52
If we were taking it too seriously he would have been banned... we have no problem with folks joking around, with only a few exceptions - one of which is impersonating Admins or Mods. Of course you know better than to think Sal is a Mod or Admin, but a new arrival to the site might not.

Miracle77777
01-02-2008, 23:04
If we were taking it too seriously he would have been banned... we have no problem with folks joking around, with only a few exceptions - one of which is impersonating Admins or Mods. Of course you know better than to think Sal is a Mod or Admin, but a new arrival to the site might not.

Yeah...but very soon he/she will find out, anyway....:D :iagree:

ezik
01-02-2008, 23:20
For goodness sake :) I can't believe I'm backing up Sal on this one. Sal made a joke about banning someone. The moderaters took it seriously and:11513: Sal. Isn't it hilarious. :) What on earth has happened to humour here, the distict advantage of expat.ru as against other forums. Oh!! please say you were only joking moderators. Save yourselves.

And let's not forget that the most important people here are the members, and moderators are here and apreciated also as members but also to do a good and appreciated job.

Happy to say that we were just joking if you can point out the humour of the impersonation.

It makes it all look like we're just banning everyone we don't "like". I thought we have been more tolerating here.

And really, I fail to see any hint at any joke in Sal's post. If one wants to be a mod, all it takes to apply to be one. No use in pretending.

Miracle77777
01-02-2008, 23:26
Happy to say that we were just joking if you can point out the humour of the impersonation.

It makes it all look like we're just banning everyone we don't "like". I thought we have been more tolerating here.

And really, I fail to see any hint at any joke in Sal's post. If one wants to be a mod, all it takes to apply to be one. No use in pretending.

Especially now, when we have a Thread about this.....:iagree:
Sal....see you there?? :rolleyes: :D

SalTheReturn
01-02-2008, 23:46
Happy to say that we were just joking if you can point out the humour of the impersonation.

It makes it all look like we're just banning everyone we don't "like". I thought we have been more tolerating here.

And really, I fail to see any hint at any joke in Sal's post. If one wants to be a mod, all it takes to apply to be one. No use in pretending.


i told you it was a joke, i do understand and fully accept your reaction, now let me tell you there is no need to doubt it if not uncalled for malavagity

ezik
02-02-2008, 00:09
tell me again it was a joke and I will believe you :D

No problem Sal. Got the point. And you got mine.

So we're ok, I hope.

Maurice
08-02-2008, 18:34
Will I get banned if I hickjack a thread about me?


Or will Moises close this thread?

SalTheReturn
08-02-2008, 18:35
Will I get banned if I hickjack a thread about me?


Or will Moises close this thread?

who is Moises? was nnot nicknamed Garfield coz of the avatar?

who are you Maurice? pls tell sth about your biography

Maurice
08-02-2008, 18:38
As far as I`m concerned you may be banned :10293:

if you create a fictional story
If you open a thread of what it takes for being banned

Penelope
08-02-2008, 18:44
So, Maurice is a new Admin? Otherwise how could he come back with the same login after having been banned till 2034?

Maurice
08-02-2008, 18:47
Moises is an epic jewish character!! He looks like this… and he used to give commandments for a better life

About me? sometimes the truth may be boring…. Let’s say that I am in a psychiatric ward and sometimes they let me use the internet…. So I can interact with you people….

Penelope
08-02-2008, 18:48
A hint: In English, his name is Moses.

Maurice
08-02-2008, 18:51
So, Maurice is a new Admin? Otherwise how could he come back with the same login after having been banned till 2034?



you should read a little more about quantum physics time travelling....:brush:

Maurice
08-02-2008, 18:52
A hint: In English, his name is Moses.

Was he British or American?

In hebrew.... is Moises dear!!! And he was jew!!! :groan:

Penelope
08-02-2008, 18:52
He sure isn't Russian.

Maurice
08-02-2008, 18:58
so the english version of your name should be


dickplant

Maurice
08-02-2008, 18:59
:10806:

Maurice
08-02-2008, 19:04
[QUOTE=Maurice;343110]Moises is an epic jewish character!! He looks like this… and he used to give commandments for a better life

QUOTE]



And he works in this site!!!:10189:

Maurice
08-02-2008, 19:09
who is Moises? was nnot nicknamed Garfield coz of the avatar?



At least the Garfield`s avatar was funny…. The binarian code is boooring…. Even calling him (binarian) sounds tedious ….:snoring:

ezik
08-02-2008, 19:20
At least the Garfield`s avatar was funny…. The binarian code is boooring…. Even calling him (binarian) sounds tedious ….:snoring:

I'll be happy not to bore you anymore.

But I'm staying.

And you're not.

Good bye!

Maurice
08-02-2008, 19:24
Let me guess.....:eh:

You will ban me!!:cheerleader:

:10220:

ezik
08-02-2008, 19:27
Yes! :D ...and not for a few days this time...

SalTheReturn
08-02-2008, 20:58
why this guy always get banned? but above all who is behing maurice? dick, mc crap, who else?

Clean32
08-02-2008, 21:31
Funny, sort of explains all of the USA's problems if maurice is a average representation of American airforce intelligence

ezik
08-02-2008, 21:37
why this guy always get banned? but above all who is behing maurice? dick, mc crap, who else?

He breaks the forum rules.
He gets a weird kick out of bashing users, mods and the forums.
Sickening thought, really...

Guest
08-02-2008, 22:09
Funny, sort of explains all of the USA's problems if maurice is a average representation of American airforce intelligence


I like the double sense of the word "intelligence" :)

MickeyTong
08-02-2008, 22:23
Military Intelligence is an oxymoron.

Clean32
08-02-2008, 22:33
Military Intelligence is an oxymoron.

in this case just a moron will do

funny thing is he posts here how wonderfule russian peaple are, yet he is sending back reports blaming russians for him not doing his job, i must admit thay are well writen.

Korotky Gennady
08-02-2008, 23:20
Funny, sort of explains all of the USA's problems if maurice is a average representation of American airforce intelligence

:11158: It is ! But I am not sure that KGB's agents are more smart. Seems that they are and were equal to each other... Look at Litvinenko, Grobovoi and Lugovoi... But that could be very funny game Lugovoi against Maurice or Maurice against Lugovoi.... Lugovoi tryes to poison Maurice and Maurice tryes to poison Lugovoi at the same time in Hemmi...

Korotky Gennady
08-02-2008, 23:21
I like the double sense of the word "intelligence" :)


I don't like...

MickeyTong
08-02-2008, 23:33
he is sending back reports blaming russians for him not doing his job, i must admit thay are well writen.]

What reports?

Korotky Gennady
09-02-2008, 00:10
]

What reports?

His reports. Don't you know who this "Maurice" is in reality... ain't ?

MickeyTong
09-02-2008, 00:15
No, I don't know him. I thought it was some sort of "hungry ghost", a malevolent entity from another dimension pretending to be human.

TGP
09-02-2008, 00:21
Clean and KG, what on earth are you talking about?! Which reports? Why CIA and KGB?! How is it connected with Maurice? With all my respect to the admin, I want to say that Maurice was one of the most original witty posters. Yes, to know that he was doing kind of phycoogical study is not pleasant, but phycology is a rather tricky thing in general, but putting aside this fact, his manner of expressing his thoughts was very original. Though, the thoughts were very original as well... he managed to rouse many, which in itself is a rather rare case.

OK, I guess I should fall silent now :10305:

TGP
09-02-2008, 00:23
His reports. Don't you know who this "Maurice" is in reality... ain't ?


How do you know? Did you read his biography? Or you received reports on him? From whom?

Korotky Gennady
09-02-2008, 00:29
How do you know? Did you read his biography? Or you received reports on him? From whom?

Dear TGP... please check out your pms-box.

TGP
09-02-2008, 00:38
I did. Now you check yours, please.

Miracle77777
09-02-2008, 00:58
Absolutely not sure if he really witty and smart....or sitting as he joked in psyhiatric ward...:suspect:
But for sure he has a kind of Charisma - as we devoted to him 5 pages already!!! And even some space of PM box ;)
:mooooh: :goldy:

Judge
09-02-2008, 01:25
Clean and KG, what on earth are you talking about?! Which reports? Why CIA and KGB?! How is it connected with Maurice? With all my respect to the admin, I want to say that Maurice was one of the most original witty posters. Yes, to know that he was doing kind of phycoogical study is not pleasant, but phycology is a rather tricky thing in general, but putting aside this fact, his manner of expressing his thoughts was very original. Though, the thoughts were very original as well... he managed to rouse many, which in itself is a rather rare case.

OK, I guess I should fall silent now :10305:

He keeps on wanting to be banned, if you find that witty so be it.The guy just likes to f*ck around.

TGP
09-02-2008, 01:59
He keeps on wanting to be banned, if you find that witty so be it.The guy just likes to f*ck around.


I agree with what you say about his wish, but f*cking around also can be done in different ways. His way was not annoying to me, that's all I want to say.

Korotky Gennady
09-02-2008, 02:16
I agree with what you say about his wish, but f*cking around also can be done in different ways. His way was not annoying to me, that's all I want to say.

We all know how american intellegence service agents were f..cking around in IRAQ and what happend after that there... :fridaysign:

Judge
09-02-2008, 02:18
I agree with what you say about his wish, but f*cking around also can be done in different ways. His way was not annoying to me, that's all I want to say.

He wasn't annoying to me ,but he kept saying the same old sh*t post after post.
Maurice lived abroad and came back to Russia, he thought that he could teach us expats how to live in Russia,at the end of the day,many of us here don't need lessons,we fit in ok.

Judge
09-02-2008, 02:24
We all know how american intellegence service agents were f..cking around in IRAQ and what happend after that there... :fridaysign:


That is how the world spins around, if we had noone fu*king it up,it sure would be a boring place to live.The world hasn't seen peace since the beginning of time,so why start now.:10305::10305:

pjw
09-02-2008, 03:48
:ak::ak::ak::ak::ak::ak:
Judge, you talk too much. You said you wanted to play chess, then you racked off where no one could find you. Please explain. Now back to the Maurice thread. Sorry:ak:
:ak::ak::ak::ak:

Judge
09-02-2008, 15:50
Talk is cheap my friend,any time any place I will play chess,be it Gorky park,Sokolniki park,this Judge is well known on the Moscow chess park tour..:):)
This Sunday,I will give anyone a game,today me is very busy but Sunday is a day of rest and good for chess and vodka.

pjw
09-02-2008, 16:39
Talk is cheap my friend,any time any place I will play chess,be it Gorky park,Sokolniki park,this Judge is well known on the Moscow chess park tour..:):)
This Sunday,I will give anyone a game,today me is very busy but Sunday is a day of rest and good for chess and vodka.

:ninja::ninja::ninja::ninja::ninja:

You´re on pal. Pls see chess thread. Looking forward to the chance to rematch KG. But first, focus on Judge, reread all his past posts, where is he strong? Focus my game!:ninja:

:ninja::ninja::ninja::ninja::ninja:

Miracle77777
10-02-2008, 01:10
Talk is cheap my friend,any time any place I will play chess,be it Gorky park,Sokolniki park,this Judge is well known on the Moscow chess park tour..:):)
This Sunday,I will give anyone a game,today me is very busy but Sunday is a day of rest and good for chess and vodka.

:yikes:
Are you sure you could manage both things successfully ?? ;)

pjw
10-02-2008, 06:20
:yikes:
Are you sure you could manage both things successfully ?? ;)
:farout:
You can´t drink all the vodka in Russia or enjoy all the women in Russia. Especially if you´ve had all the vodka first. :farout::farout::farout::farout::farout::farout: Now back to Maurice :10189: thread.
:farout:

MickeyTong
10-02-2008, 15:16
But for sure he has a kind of Charisma.......

Horrific things are fascinating.......

TGP
10-02-2008, 21:33
Horrific things are fascinating.......

that's true! that's why horror films are so popular...

ezik
10-02-2008, 23:48
Horror films stop once you press "Stop" on your remote or leave the cinema.

Maurice has been exploiting this site in many ways. He used it as an object of study and as a platform for what ever his mind needed to squirt out.

Fine with us, always glad to be of any help. And we do short bans if things get taken too far.

However, after a few warnings, we expect a notorious poster to get the message and to at least start displaying some respect to this forum, its members and its moderators.

Instead, we got the behaviour of a spoilt 7 y.o. brat that craves attention.

We don't offer what he needs.

Bels
12-11-2008, 21:09
:piano:


We are all ears Sith lord :) Let the trial begin on our notorous member.

ezik
18-11-2008, 21:27
:piano:

I don't see why we should reconsider anything considering the ban of Maurice. Or his previous incarnation. To be honest, there are a few banned users I'd reconsider before him/her. :)

Anyway, we cannot prevent banned users 100% from rejoining the forum, as our mod/admin tools are having their limitations. E.g., if you move from one place in the world to another, there is no way our IP-detector could catch you. Or any of us mods or admins.

We don't care, really. If someone finds a way to join this site again, we are just flattered by the efforts one has obviously put in. :)

Korotky Gennady
19-11-2008, 18:39
No, he is crying...

ezik
20-11-2008, 00:26
No, he is crying...

And I believe with good reason...

Bels
20-11-2008, 01:20
I don't see why we should reconsider anything considering the ban of Maurice. Or his previous incarnation. To be honest, there are a few banned users I'd reconsider before him/her. :)

Anyway, we cannot prevent banned users 100% from rejoining the forum, as our mod/admin tools are having their limitations. E.g., if you move from one place in the world to another, there is no way our IP-detector could catch you. Or any of us mods or admins.

We don't care, really. If someone finds a way to join this site again, we are just flattered by the efforts one has obviously put in. :)


So :) Maurice is or Mr M is still here :) And there should be be no consideration? No we cannot catch those who want to be on such a great site, it all depends on what you type or say to speak. If you are infatuated with this site, go ahead. Yes! it 's a bout expats and those who want to mingle with expats, and that's what it's all about. Buy the majority are friendly and have a normal purpose. What's your purpose? Yes :) You are on trial. What's your purpose of wanting to be here, Mr M?

Bels
26-11-2008, 22:08
see bels? :shhhhhh:

Why not, so what do want Mr M? Since like me, you are agreably infatuated with this site. But we all have our purposes.