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natlee
09-02-2014, 18:44
:thumbsup:

vossy7
09-02-2014, 20:11
:thumbsup:

Nat ,come on have you seen the size of our little pooch, I could spit and cover his little elegant turds........but we still pick them up, nothing worse than taking some congealed poo back to your apartment :9456:

SV1973a
09-02-2014, 20:40
:thumbsup:

I was thinking you were going to teach us about `why do dogs lick their balls?`

(answer : because they can)

vossy7
10-02-2014, 01:09
I was thinking you were going to teach us about `why do dogs lick their balls?`

(answer : because they can)

OK ,you asked for this......
Two guys standing at a bar and there is a dog licking his balls on the floor nearby ....and one guy says to the other , " I wish I could do that" and his friend says " hold on I'll just ask the dog"!

penka
10-02-2014, 02:03
OK ,you asked for this......
Two guys standing at a bar and there is a dog licking his balls on the floor nearby ....and one guy says to the other , " I wish I could do that" and his friend says " hold on I'll just ask the dog"!

Who's balls the dog is licking???

vossy7
10-02-2014, 02:27
Who's balls the dog is licking???

Penka , you have taken me down this road before of asking me to explain my stupid jokes and I always end up being the "fall guy"........so of course the dog is licking his own testicular appendages ........and many men ,me excluded of course, fanaticise about being able to lick, suck their nether regions........do you get my drift?

robertmf
10-02-2014, 03:30
I used to think math was no fun,
'Cause I didn't get how it's done.
Now Euler's my hero,
For I see why zero
Equals e^(i*pi)+1


What do you think about -1/12 :question:

Suuryaa
10-02-2014, 12:02
and many men ,me excluded of course, fanaticise about being able to lick, suck their nether regions........

What for?

vossy7
10-02-2014, 13:41
What for?

Because they're there , nether regions I mean.......and a lot of men , me excluded of course, cannot find a willing partner do the l&s bit:)

Capman
10-02-2014, 14:35
Because they're there , nether regions I mean.......and a lot of men , me excluded of course, cannot find a willing partner do the l&s bit:)

Again .... AAaaaakkk :yuk:

penka
10-02-2014, 15:13
Because they're there , nether regions I mean.......and a lot of men , me excluded of course, cannot find a willing partner do the l&s bit:)

You mean, no-one is interested in oral sex any longer??? What have the world come to...

SV1973a
10-02-2014, 15:19
What do you think about -1/12 :question:

That is a very rational number.

vossy7
10-02-2014, 15:55
You mean, no-one is interested in oral sex any longer??? What have the world come to...

Yeah, Penka it really sucks:sunny:

natlee
10-02-2014, 15:55
You mean, no-one is interested in oral sex any longer??? What have the world come to... I hear even those that are interested are often no good *shrug*

vossy7
10-02-2014, 16:04
I hear even those that are interested are often no good *shrug*
Hold on while I just lick my eyebrows:verycool:

natlee
10-02-2014, 16:06
Mind you, I've not met those women *shrug*

:D :D :D