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penka
04-01-2014, 22:45
Damn, why am I not stinking rich??? All beauty and no people! And no cars!

However, I'll be happy in the cabin in the woods. With a gun, fishing rod, well-stocked wine cellar and a German Shepherd.

http://homes.yahoo.com/photos/paradise-for-sale-bring-your-best-offer-1377903949-slideshow/

TolkoRaz
04-01-2014, 22:58
Sprechen Sie Deutsch? ;)

Not my type of place, too many mosquitoes! :p

penka
04-01-2014, 23:16
Sprechen Sie Deutsch? ;)

Not my type of place, too many mosquitoes! :p

I guess, there are all over. Certainly, a plague on Jamaica and in summer Norrland, which is beyond the polar circle.

TolkoRaz
04-01-2014, 23:44
Can you shoot the wings off a mosquito? ;)

natlee
04-01-2014, 23:51
However, I'll be happy in the cabin in the woods. With a gun, fishing rod, well-stocked wine cellar and a German Shepherd. No hairy man? :suspect:

penka
04-01-2014, 23:57
Can you shoot the wings off a mosquito? ;)

Can you?

penka
04-01-2014, 23:59
No hairy man? :suspect:

Hmmm.... good question! I'll have to think about it:)

Aren't you tempted by a paradise?:)

natlee
05-01-2014, 00:04
Aren't you tempted by a paradise?:) Tempted? I'd sell my soul! :bowdown: But, it wouldn't be paradise without a big whiny creature by my side :shame:

I'm a masochist :eek: :verycool:

penka
05-01-2014, 00:13
Tempted? I'd sell my soul! :bowdown: But, it wouldn't be paradise without a big whiny creature by my side :shame:

I'm a masochist :eek: :verycool:

Just don't tell them that when you meet them - they loooove that!:)

TolkoRaz
05-01-2014, 00:13
Can you?

Great film!

Shoot the wings of the flies! - YouTube

TolkoRaz
05-01-2014, 00:15
Tempted? I'd sell my soul! :bowdown: But, it wouldn't be paradise without a big whiny creature by my side :shame:

I'm a masochist :eek: :verycool:

You girls do seem to love pain & misery! :yikes:

Who needs men? Even hairy ones? :confused:

Apparently, they whine & complain all day and all night long! :snoring:

natlee
05-01-2014, 00:19
You girls do seem to love pain & misery! :yikes:

Who needs men? Even hairy ones? :confused:

Apparently, they whine & complain all day and all night long! :snoring:Nah, we just happen to know exactly what makes them stop whining :rolleyes: :p

TolkoRaz
05-01-2014, 00:21
That sounds like a challenge! LOL!

Men know how to stop women talking, but am not sure how women can stop men from whining! :p

natlee
05-01-2014, 00:23
That sounds like a challenge! LOL!

Men know how to stop women talking, but am not sure how women can stop men from whining! :p Try me :rolleyes: :verycool:

penka
05-01-2014, 00:32
You girls do seem to love pain & misery! :yikes:

Who needs men? Even hairy ones? :confused:

Apparently, they whine & complain all day and all night long! :snoring:

Not all girls. Some girls prefer to cause pain and misery. Though, even that can get tiresome in the long run.

A good man is an asset, a crappy one is a ballast, didn't you know?:)

Nah.

penka
05-01-2014, 00:34
That sounds like a challenge! LOL!

Men know how to stop women talking, but am not sure how women can stop men from whining! :p

Really?:D
Stuff their mouths and make them moaning:D

natlee
05-01-2014, 00:40
Stuff their mouths and make them moaning:D :yikes: penka, sister.. I had no idea :rolleyes: :shame: :cool: :D

robertmf
05-01-2014, 00:44
How many Exes between the two of you ?


:devil: :Loco:

:fireworks:

penka
05-01-2014, 00:46
How many Exes between the two of you ?


:devil: :Loco:

:fireworks:

More than you got:D:D

penka
05-01-2014, 00:47
:yikes: penka, sister.. I had no idea :rolleyes: :shame: :cool: :D

:D:D

Maybe, Tolko lost the idea in his permawilderness:)

Benedikt
05-01-2014, 06:36
Damn, why am I not stinking rich??? All beauty and no people! And no cars!

However, I'll be happy in the cabin in the woods. With a gun, fishing rod, well-stocked wine cellar and a German Shepherd.

http://homes.yahoo.com/photos/paradise-for-sale-bring-your-best-offer-1377903949-slideshow/


Nn a small island? If YHAT is true, the manicured lawns will not stay that long. lt sounds like the phantasy of the estate agency has taken off.

suppose for me as a Chef no problem.I cook them, as long as someone shoots them for me....

TolkoRaz
05-01-2014, 12:01
Not all girls. Some girls prefer to cause pain and misery. Though, even that can get tiresome in the long run.

A good man is an asset, a crappy one is a ballast, didn't you know?:)

Nah.

Ballast! :D Had to check that word, but yes, excess baggage!

penka
05-01-2014, 12:09
Ballast! :D Had to check that word, but yes, excess baggage!

It's the same word in Russian, бал(л)аст, no?:confused:

TolkoRaz
05-01-2014, 12:48
Really?:D
Stuff their mouths and make them moaning:D

With deliciously cooked food? :coffee:

TolkoRaz
05-01-2014, 12:50
It's the same word in Russian, бал(л)аст, no?:confused:

Yes, but I was not thinking straight when I read the word 'Ballast'! :book:

Thank you for the education Pirate penka :coffee:

penka
05-01-2014, 13:10
With deliciously cooked food? :coffee:

Naturally. Deliciously cooked and beautifully presented.

penka
05-01-2014, 13:11
Yes, but I was not thinking straight when I read the word 'Ballast'! :book:

Thank you for the education Pirate penka :coffee:

Wonder, why.

natlee
05-01-2014, 13:13
Naturally. Deliciously cooked and beautifully presented. Oh.

:shame: :shame: :shame:

TolkoRaz
05-01-2014, 13:59
Wonder, why.

Bad head after a night of drinking too much Veuve Cliquot! :p

natlee
05-01-2014, 15:31
Niiice, a(nother) man with a drinking problem.. no paradise on earth! :(

Benedikt
05-01-2014, 16:46
Really?:D
Stuff their mouths and make them moaning:D


if you carry on like that:devilish:

penka
05-01-2014, 17:19
Niiice, a(nother) man with a drinking problem.. no paradise on earth! :(

Don't believe him, Nat! He got no drinking problem.

penka
05-01-2014, 17:20
Bad head after a night of drinking too much Veuve Cliquot! :p

Oh, please!!!

natlee
05-01-2014, 18:09
Don't believe him, Nat! He got no drinking problem. Believing a man is never a good idea! ;)

But, he has to have A problem - perfect men do not exist!

robertmf
05-01-2014, 18:12
Believing a man is never a good idea! ;)

But, he has to have A problem - perfect men do not exist!

:wazzup:

penka
05-01-2014, 18:21
Believing a man is never a good idea! ;)

But, he has to have A problem - perfect men do not exist!

Ahhh! One so wants to believe he's perfect deep inside!

natlee
05-01-2014, 18:24
Ahhh! One so wants to believe he's perfect deep inside! I'm sure he is, you'd just have to dig very deep to find the perfection! :p

penka
05-01-2014, 18:29
I'm sure he is, you'd just have to dig very deep to find the perfection! :p

Hmm. That doesn't sound as dusting but as archeology.

TolkoRaz
05-01-2014, 20:48
Ahhh! One so wants to believe he's perfect deep inside!

Deep inside what or where? :yikes:

penka
05-01-2014, 21:59
Deep inside what or where? :yikes:

Deep in the heart and soul, Tolko. Do I really need to say that?....

robertmf
05-01-2014, 22:01
Deep inside what or where? :yikes:

:evilgrin: You are bad :11088:

penka
05-01-2014, 22:28
:evilgrin: You are bad :11088:



Thank you, sweetheart! I knew you are a gentleman!!