PDA

View Full Version : Were you a bad teen?



Potty
27-10-2013, 14:09
I have recently been hearing a lot of horror stories about teenagers. Plus that thread about girl in Siberia. Would you consider yourself to have been a bad or good teen? What is so special in this age?

Jas
27-10-2013, 14:47
I have recently been hearing a lot of horror stories about teenagers. Plus that thread about girl in Siberia. Would you consider yourself to have been a bad or good teen? What is so special in this age?

Most people wud say stuff what I done was bad as such, like thieving up west and at Brent Cross also were I got done, but it was all for a reason, actually.
I got no regrets about such stuff as running away also cos I done the right thing with that. Drugs? Dunno really, it wasn't me fault anyhow cos of the pressure what I was under.

So overall? Yes, I done some bad stuff but I got no regrets if that means I got to blame meself.

bydand
27-10-2013, 19:03
No, I waited until I moved away from (parents) home.







Now, I'm a bad old man.:evil:








.

xt-tsi
27-10-2013, 19:12
Got hammered on weekends. Studied during the week and turned in good grades. Had jobs.

Pretty much the same as adulthood.

TolkoRaz
27-10-2013, 19:44
Pretty much the same as adulthood.

:D

Some of us, normally us males, rarely don't grow up! :)

Russian Lad
27-10-2013, 20:14
I was a rather nerdish and shy teen.:) I still remember the stunned and indignated expression on the face of a girl who happened to be my first date, when I asked her: "What books do you like to read?" Well, I was rehearsing throughout the whole previous day, getting ready to impress her with my intellect. Now I think she would have been much less surprised if I asked her what position she prefers in sex or how often she urinates.

TolkoRaz
27-10-2013, 20:15
I was a rather nerdish and shy teen.:)

And now you are a Porn King! :eek:

Russian Lad
27-10-2013, 20:22
And now you are a Porn King!

Am I?:) I am just a penniless bum spending his grandmother's pension on cheap drinks and a lousy Internet connection in a dimly lit room in a violence-gripped ghetto neighborhood.:) You are the only friends I have.

TolkoRaz
27-10-2013, 20:27
Am I?:) I am just a penniless bum spending his grandmother's pension on cheap drinks and a lousy Internet connection in a dimly lit room in a violence-gripped ghetto neighborhood.:) You are the only friends I have.

:D

BabyFirefly
27-10-2013, 23:12
I had the best grades in my class. I guess I never did anything crazy.... worst was drink a few times. I was obsessed with my boyfriend(s) and would've done anything for them, but they were so nerdy and/or Christian, it was nothing out there for teenagers. Mom was so sure I'd elope with them, but I never figured out why she thought that, I was too ambitious to marry them. They were just fun and much more lighthearted than myself, who cried if I got a 93% in an exam.

Russian Lad
27-10-2013, 23:22
Mom was so sure I'd elope with them, but I never figured out why she thought that, I was too ambitious to marry them. They were just fun and much more lighthearted than myself, who cried if I got a 93% in an exam.

Did any of them want to marry you? If yes, why didn't you reciprocate?

Alan65
27-10-2013, 23:26
Am I?:) I am just a penniless bum spending his grandmother's pension on cheap drinks and a lousy Internet connection in a dimly lit room in a violence-gripped ghetto neighborhood.:) You are the only friends I have.

That's not true, you do have other friends :D

BabyFirefly
27-10-2013, 23:29
Did any of them want to marry you? If yes, why didn't you reciprocate?

The boyfriend from when I was 15-17 told me he did, but later declared he'd never marry anyone who wasn't a Christian. So I said, haha :nono:

The guy I dated after him, who probably was my first true love... I think he might have, but the guy was just so childish, to this day I believe his brain stayed at 16. I'm very thankful he broke up with me.

Jack17
28-10-2013, 00:53
I was an angel; still am. I was very precocious when it came to sex however; still am. :AngelPray:

Russian Lad
28-10-2013, 02:35
That's not true, you do have other friends

Is it your boyfriend? He is way too horny to be my friend.:)

Well, this is my only offline friend, we play chess sometimes together and discuss women. How did I forget about him. My bad.

‘омж …о‡е‚ зас‚€ели‚Œся - YouTube

Jack17
28-10-2013, 04:37
Kakoi mushina!! Makes me want to have a vodka. Your friend RL is a real man.

You know, girls like VicY, Potty and Natlee probably would never consider dating this guy; but if I was a woman, this is the guy I would want.

Sana
28-10-2013, 11:13
The rough sleeper is brainwashed to the extent that he hates America ...and praises Russia as if somebody made him a member of the Russia's people's front / Narodny front. What shameful things they push into their heads! Poor bums have to treat other nations as enemies and constantly praise Russia as the "great superpower" - oh... what a pitiful sight...Such bums are exactly the ones to participate in bullying if an order is given.

Sana
28-10-2013, 11:32
Kakoi mushina!! Makes me want to have a vodka. Your friend RL is a real man.

You know, girls like VicY, Potty and Natlee probably would never consider dating this guy; but if I was a woman, this is the guy I would want.

Jack, are you seriously thinking that the other women of these forums apart from those mentioned by you would go with this bum?

Russian Lad
28-10-2013, 17:20
Jack, are you seriously thinking that the other women of these forums apart from those mentioned by you would go with this bum?

Do you mean me or my only offline friend here?:( He is actually the most handsome among the two of us. We have just had two bottles of Snezhinka and are both upset now, reading this, because we could really do with an agreeable woman at the moment. Oh, well, another game of chess then.

AstarD
28-10-2013, 17:31
Snezhinka? Isn't that a sweet yoghurt/kefir-like drink?

Russian Lad
28-10-2013, 17:35
Snezhinka? Isn't that a sweet yoghurt/kefir-like drink?

Not quite.:) Some idiots waste it on cleaning gl**** can you believe it?:)
http://uhs.com.ua/index.php?page=catalog&id=2&item_id=30

mrzuzzo
28-10-2013, 17:39
I was a horrible teen. I did so many illegal things back then, definitely enough for at least a 5 year jail term, and never got caught for any of it. What I did, I'll take with me to the grave. :)

At the same time, I aced school (I was actually the top student in the school in grade 8 haha), also finished university at the top of my class. To my family, I was always a good kid and I had (and still have) utmost respect for my parents.

Sana
28-10-2013, 17:51
Do you mean me or my only offline friend here?:( He is actually the most handsome among the two of us. We have just had two bottles of Snezhinka and are both upset now, reading this, because we could really do with an agreeable woman at the moment. Oh, well, another game of chess then.

Ha! I did mean your offline friend.
I am sue you at least look a different way....:::))))

Jack17
28-10-2013, 18:50
Do you mean me or my only offline friend here?:( He is actually the most handsome among the two of us. We have just had two bottles of Snezhinka and are both upset now, reading this, because we could really do with an agreeable woman at the moment. Oh, well, another game of chess then.
. . . and your friend is a real Patriot! "Rossia eta silna - Amerika, nichto!"

penka
28-10-2013, 18:59
. . . and your friend is a real Patriot! "Rossia eta silna - Amerika, nichto!"

Swap places between Russia and America and it will be your phrase.

Russian Lad
28-10-2013, 19:26
. . . and your friend is a real Patriot! "Rossia eta silna - Amerika, nichto!"

Well, Jack, he is like that when he is under Snezhinka, he sticks to the opposite view in rare sober instances. You go figure with those Russians. For me the most important thing is that we hold the same view on women, he shares my passion for Snezhinka and he can play chess well, everything else is kind of secondary.:)

Alan65
28-10-2013, 20:23
I have recently been hearing a lot of horror stories about teenagers. Plus that thread about girl in Siberia. Would you consider yourself to have been a bad or good teen? What is so special in this age?

In Greek please :D

Alan65
28-10-2013, 22:48
I have recently been hearing a lot of horror stories about teenagers. Plus that thread about girl in Siberia. Would you consider yourself to have been a bad or good teen? What is so special in this age?

The following is a picture lifted from another forum I use.

Basically the UK got hit but a storm yesterday, they thought it would be the largest in about 25 years.

Anyway, this is the BBC link

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-24698552

This is the last photo of the kid posted on FB playing chicken with the sea....RIP, perhaps this is what makes teenagers be teenagers.

TolkoRaz
28-10-2013, 23:04
I was a horrible teen. I did so many illegal things back then, definitely enough for at least a 5 year jail term, and never got caught for any of it. What I did, I'll take with me to the grave. :)

At the same time, I aced school (I was actually the top student in the school in grade 8 haha), also finished university at the top of my class. To my family, I was always a good kid and I had (and still have) utmost respect for my parents.

5 years of undetected crime! :)

Well Done, but stealing the neighbouring babushka's knickers and smelling them was hardly a prisonable sentence! :p

TolkoRaz
28-10-2013, 23:05
In Greek please :D

Its all Greek to me! :confused:

Alan65
28-10-2013, 23:12
5 years of undetected crime! :)

Well Done, but stealing the neighbouring babushka's knickers and smelling them was hardly a prisonable sentence! :p

Well, that depends, if the babushka only had 6 normal white pairs but a special red pair and it was the special pair that was stolen, that is prisonable :D

Sana
28-10-2013, 23:28
Why babushka? Maybe ..dedushka?

Alan65
28-10-2013, 23:37
Why babushka? Maybe ..dedushka?

Dedushka wears babushkas knickers :D

TolkoRaz
28-10-2013, 23:39
Anything can happen in DachaLand! ;)

Potty
28-10-2013, 23:52
The following is a picture lifted from another forum I use.

what forum?

Alan65
29-10-2013, 00:15
what forum?

Lets just say it is a football forum in the UK, I am not prepared to give the link but I would imagine Judge knows the forum I am talking about and I would share the link with a mod if anyone thinks this is a load of bollox.

Sana
29-10-2013, 00:45
Dedushka wears babushkas knickers :D

I still wonder what kind of things he was,doing and was never caught...? I stick to thinking he would steal knickers...yes.

mrzuzzo
29-10-2013, 13:38
what forum?

Why do you need to know? Do you plan on using that forum for your stalking activities as well?

Jas
29-10-2013, 13:50
I was a horrible teen. I did so many illegal things back then, definitely enough for at least a 5 year jail term, and never got caught for any of it. What I did, I'll take with me to the grave. :)


So ure a criminal what didn't get caught..

mrzuzzo
29-10-2013, 13:53
So ure a criminal what didn't get caught..

No, I was a dumb teen with sh*t for brains, like many others...

Jas
29-10-2013, 13:53
I think teens are not bad, its family and society what's bad.

Jas
29-10-2013, 13:54
No, I was a dumb teen with sh*t for brains, like many others...

But u broke the law so ure a criminal.

AstarD
29-10-2013, 13:54
Nothing crimes, I'm sure.

Jas
29-10-2013, 13:56
Sill to say ure not a criminal if u didnt get caught. Of course u are. If someone kills u, but never gets caught, are they not a criminal? So the argument ure most surely going to use is a nothing argument. You broke the law, u didn't get caught, yes- but ure still a criminal.

Jas
29-10-2013, 13:57
Nothing crimes, I'm sure.

Er, it was maybe a huge crime what he did, who knows?
I got done for lifting- a true nothing crime.

AstarD
29-10-2013, 13:57
Sill to say ure not a criminal if u didnt get caught. Of course u are. If someone kills u, but never gets caught, are they not a criminal? So the argument ure most surely going to use is a nothing argument. You broke the law, u didn't get caught, yes- but ure still a criminal.
Like drunk driving?

mrzuzzo
29-10-2013, 13:59
Sill to say ure not a criminal if u didnt get caught. Of course u are. If someone kills u, but never gets caught, are they not a criminal? So the argument ure most surely going to use is a nothing argument. You broke the law, u didn't get caught, yes- but ure still a criminal.

You're right I was a juvenile criminal, but I regret it. What's your point?

Jas
29-10-2013, 14:00
Like drunk driving?

Police was always ok in Prauge about it and I wud just start crying and they wud let me go.
Even with lifting, if security get u and u beg them, they let u go also.
U don't no nothing about the legal system.

Jas
29-10-2013, 14:01
You're right I was a juvenile criminal, but I regret it. What's your point?

Me point is that shud be on ure record and it shud stay till ure 100 and it shud stop u getting any place cos a criminal is and always will be a criminal.

Jas
29-10-2013, 14:02
You're right I was a juvenile criminal, but I regret it. What's your point?

Juvenile or not, in the UK u wud be screwed.

AstarD
29-10-2013, 14:04
Police was always ok in Prauge about it and I wud just start crying and they wud let me go.
Even with lifting, if security get u and u beg them, they let u go also.
U don't no nothing about the legal system.
Drunk driving is not a nothing crime and is only by very good luck victimless. Yet you don't regret it, and you continue to do it. In my eyes, you are the criminal.

Jas
29-10-2013, 14:10
In my eyes, you are the criminal.

I learned me lesson when I bust me rist thanks and if I want to have a few beers, I dont go near a car. Besides, me aunt uses the car and I got no money to hire one right now. So stop crying and stuff.

Sana
29-10-2013, 14:14
Juvenile crime and drunk driving are still crime. Very bad crime. I wouldn't be proud telling people about it.

Alan65
29-10-2013, 14:23
Me point is that shud be on ure record and it shud stay till ure 100 and it shud stop u getting any place cos a criminal is and always will be a criminal.

That is not the view of the Rehabilitation of Offenders Act 1974.

Jas
29-10-2013, 14:39
That is not the view of the Rehabilitation of Offenders Act 1974.

Er, it's the view of ACRO though. Try getting police clearance. Duh.

Jas
29-10-2013, 14:41
That is not the view of the Rehabilitation of Offenders Act 1974.

His record wud stay on PNC until he's 100. I applied to join the MET, so I know tons of stuff and I had 9 police clearance certs done since I was 18. Just sayin.'

Alan65
29-10-2013, 14:44
Er, it's the view of ACRO though. Try getting police clearance. Duh.

That is the view of Parliament who pass laws...hence the word ACT.

Jas
29-10-2013, 14:46
That is the view of Parliament who pass laws...hence the word ACT.

Sorry, rehab doesn't apply to police clearance with ACRO or to keeping the police record of someone like him on PNC for all of his life- just like rehab doesn't apply to zillions of jobs from pharmacist to taxi driver.
Get real.

mrzuzzo
29-10-2013, 15:12
Me point is that shud be on ure record and it shud stay till ure 100 and it shud stop u getting any place cos a criminal is and always will be a criminal.

Well, I am not proud of how I behaved when I was younger, I guess I was a problem teen of sorts. It happens quite often with teenagers... There are other decisions which I should have taken differently back then, but it's easier to judge now.

Anyway, I finished school, got a job, won at life. End of story.

I don't ever drive drunk, I don't drink Baltika 9 or Ohota, and I don't abandon helpless cats in distant Russian cities.

Sana
29-10-2013, 15:15
Very well said, mrzuzzo!

Jas
29-10-2013, 15:20
Well, I am not proud of how I behaved when I was younger, I guess I was a problem teen of sorts. It happens quite often with teenagers... There are other decisions which I should have taken differently back then, but it's easier to judge now.

Anyway, I finished school, got a job, won at life. End of story.

I don't ever drive drunk, I don't drink Baltika 9 or Ohota, and I don't abandon helpless cats in distant Russian cities.

Proud or not, ure a criminal. Makes no difference. Do u think a tiger can change its whiskers? Never happens.

Yes, I read ure snark posts about Starfire (mindless taunting), and she is fine, happy, warm and excited cos winter is coming also- and home with the partner, snug and safe. Sorry to disappoint u.

AstarD
29-10-2013, 15:23
He is most certainly not a criminal. That is a legal word and involves being indicted, charged, and convicted. From what he has said, none of those things have happened. You on the other hand have been "done" for several offenses.

Jas
29-10-2013, 15:28
He is most certainly not a criminal. That is a legal word and involves being indicted, charged, and convicted. From what he has said, none of those things have happened. You on the other hand have been "done" for several offenses.

So if someone murders all ure family- but never get caught, they're not criminals? Duh.

He's a criminal what never got caught.
My stuff was nothing crimes so forget about it already.

AstarD
29-10-2013, 15:31
I suspect the things that Zuzz did were far less serious than what you've told us about your exploits. It's just that his conscience is a bit more evolved than yours.

Jas
29-10-2013, 15:35
I suspect the things that Zuzz did were far less serious than what you've told us about your exploits. It's just that his conscience is a bit more evolved than yours.

Well I bet it was more than just lifting a bottle of Nina Ricci....

mrzuzzo
29-10-2013, 15:38
Well I bet it was more than just lifting a bottle of Nina Ricci....

I never shoplifted. Even as a dumb teenager, I was above that.

Did you tell the FMS about your criminal past when you were getting a visa?

Jas
29-10-2013, 15:41
I never shoplifted. Even as a dumb teenager, I was above that.

Did you tell the FMS about your criminal past when you were getting a visa?

Er, I got a totally clean police certificate thanks cos it's nothing rubbish.
Mmm, did u tell ure company when u signed up u was a juvelinle delinqwent, cos I think u didnt.

AstarD
29-10-2013, 15:42
That's 'cause his record was not even expunged. It never existed.

mrzuzzo
29-10-2013, 15:43
Er, I got a totally clean police certificate thanks cos it's nothing rubbish.
Mmm, did u tell ure company when u signed up u was a juvelinle delinqwent, cos I think u didnt.

Jas, unfortunately for you, employers care about education, work history, and experience. Not about whether you were a good child or not.

Of course, you wouldn't know this as you probably never had a real job.

Jas
29-10-2013, 15:50
Jas, unfortunately for you, employers care about education, work history, and experience. Not about whether you were a good child or not.

Of course, you wouldn't know this as you probably never had a real job.

Well, if ure company wanted to no if u was a good person, they cud just give u a lie detector test and u wud fail it based on what u told here.

AstarD
29-10-2013, 15:53
You have it from the expert, Zuzz. Alfie Doolittle has spoken.

TolkoRaz
29-10-2013, 16:32
Why do you need to know? Do you plan on using that forum for your stalking activities as well?

Potty, Its a shame you did not stalk me! :(

But if you want to, I can send you photo, all my vehicle licence plate details, addresses, Passport Numbers, internet accounts, telephone numbers along with Bank & Credit Card details etc :coffee:

Either that, or just speak to the NSA; they have them all! ;)

Potty
29-10-2013, 17:01
Potty, Its a shame you did not stalk me! :(

But if you want to, I can send you photo, all my vehicle licence plate details, addresses, Passport Numbers, internet accounts, telephone numbers along with Bank & Credit Card details etc :coffee:

Either that, or just speak to the NSA; they have them all! ;)
Tolko, if I were you I would be careful with such jokes. For you it is nothing, but somebody probably will "pay" in real life for the words said here.

TolkoRaz
29-10-2013, 18:02
Tolko, if I were you I would be careful with such jokes. For you it is nothing, but somebody probably will "pay" in real life for the words said here.

What do you mean by that? :confused:

You don't have to pay for any of it, I will provide you all for free! :)

Jack17
29-10-2013, 20:09
Jas, unfortunately for you, employers care about education, work history, and experience. Not about whether you were a good child or not.

Of course, you wouldn't know this as you probably never had a real job.
Does continually beating up on a young woman really seem like a wise thing for a young man to do?

Sana
29-10-2013, 20:15
You are wrong here, Jack. Many people are trying to convey here that she is not right in so many issues. Plus a number of threads she initiates sound merely insulting for certain people.
When we try to pint out that what she calls others Is exactly how she can be named, she gets infuriated and begins her trolling.

penka
29-10-2013, 20:23
Tolko, if I were you I would be careful with such jokes. For you it is nothing, but somebody probably will "pay" in real life for the words said here.

Wise words. Lovely you wrote them.

Jack17
29-10-2013, 21:08
You are wrong here, Jack.

About what? About Jas? I'm not talking about Jas; I'm talking about Mr. Z.

Let me restate my point: It isn't seemly for a man to continually beat up verbally (or otherwise) on a woman. If you think that's OK, then we disagree; that's all.

Potty
29-10-2013, 21:12
I'm not talking about Jas; I'm talking about Mr. Z.

Let me restate my point: It isn't seemly for a man to continually beat up verbally (or otherwise) on a woman.

I just can't believe my eyes. Someone is saying it.

Sana
29-10-2013, 21:45
About what? About Jas? I'm not talking about Jas; I'm talking about Mr. Z.

Let me restate my point: It isn't seemly for a man to continually beat up verbally (or otherwise) on a woman. If you think that's OK, then we disagree; that's all.

Not that I disagree completely, but every time I -strongly- disagree with what she states, I feel tempted to respond with my opinion. So I guess he is also just tempted to refute her statements. If you think it is beating up on a woman verbally, OK, it is your opinion. But why not mention others then? Why only him?

Jack17
29-10-2013, 21:49
Not that I disagree completely, but every time I -strongly- disagree with what she states, I feel tempted to respond with my opinion. So I guess he is also just tempted to refute her statements. If you think it is beating up on a woman verbally, OK, it is your opinion. But why not mention others then? Why only him?
Sana you are a woman. This is a man thing; so not to worry. Anyway, you are one of the gentlest and most non-offending people on this site. Just stay the way you are.

You're free to disagree with Jas; I often disagree with her too. What I try not to do is carry on some personal vendetta against someone - unless they are British.

ezik
29-10-2013, 21:49
Elaborate please... What do you mean by this?
I find the warning a bit unsettling, though abstract.


Tolko, if I were you I would be careful with such jokes. For you it is nothing, but somebody probably will "pay" in real life for the words said here.

Potty
29-10-2013, 21:56
Elaborate please... What do you mean by this?
I find the warning a bit unsettling, though abstract.

what? you don't like it? Is there anything wrong with this phrase? Does this phrase break any of forum rules?

Potty
29-10-2013, 22:12
Elaborate please... What do you mean by this?


I mean mainly this. Insult ... insult ... insult.




I was thinking more along the lines of selling pictures of other desirable... members,




the vast majority of the members of the forum I used to so enjoy would find my being cyberstalked by a cute nutter sooo much fun.





Luckily (?) for me, she's a nutter who can't bear the mention of my name





I can safely say that there are nutjobs out there






To me, that either means the person isn't thinking straight, is mad or, as you've correctly pointed out, a scumbag.



Just an example.

BabyFirefly
29-10-2013, 22:32
The fact that you keep people's posts here for future re-hashing and reporting when it's convenient for you is not cute.

Potty
29-10-2013, 22:37
The fact that you keep people's posts here for future re-hashing and reporting when it's convenient for you is not cute.

:D Funny
It is not about "posts" or "forum". Or "report". It's about real life.

Alan65
29-10-2013, 23:10
Sana you are a woman. This is a man thing; so not to worry. Anyway, you are one of the gentlest and most non-offending people on this site. Just stay the way you are.

You're free to disagree with Jas; I often disagree with her too. What I try not to do is carry on some personal vendetta against someone - unless they are British.

Jack...I think that holiday in Sicily has gone a bit too much too your head.

You know us Brits really care about our wayward troublesome children.....

Alan65
29-10-2013, 23:11
:D Funny
It is not about "posts" or "forum". Or "report". It's about real life.

Real life on the internet :D

Potty
29-10-2013, 23:13
Real life on the internet :D

I'd say "personal blog". But the mods choose which blog has the right to be here and which not.

TolkoRaz
29-10-2013, 23:19
Vibor is a great gift - its also an inexpensive Polish Vodka! ;)

Russian Lad
29-10-2013, 23:30
Tolko, if I were you I would be careful with such jokes. For you it is nothing, but somebody probably will "pay" in real life for the words said here.

Tolko, I would be careful with Potty. When it comes to digging up stuff, she is a real pro and even you pale in comparison... After all, she found my personal CV on the net, and for that, she needed to dig through some of my employment posts that are like six-seven years old. If Potty goes after you, you are dead meat, man. Better be friendly.:)

Potty
29-10-2013, 23:36
Tolko, I would be careful with Potty. When it comes to digging up stuff, she is a real pro and even you pale in comparison... After all, she found my personal CV on the net, and for that, she needed to dig through some of my employment posts that are like six-seven years old. If Potty goes after you, you are dead meat, man. Better be friendly.:)

The fact that you keep people's posts here for future re-hashing and reporting when it's convenient for you is not cute.

Potty
29-10-2013, 23:39
Besides now I know why you called me a whore for not paying for coffee on a date.

Russian Lad
29-10-2013, 23:42
See, Tolko, be careful. Potty is deadly efficient.:) I am a man who is not easily intimidated, but I must admit - I am VERY afraid of Potty and her skills.

TolkoRaz
29-10-2013, 23:47
Tolko, I would be careful with Potty. When it comes to digging up stuff, she is a real pro and even you pale in comparison... After all, she found my personal CV on the net, and for that, she needed to dig through some of my employment posts that are like six-seven years old. If Potty goes after you, you are dead meat, man. Better be friendly.:)

I can handle Potty and she will not find me on the WWW unless I want her to ;) I have not yet decided! :D

I pay people a significant annual fee to conduct daily checks on the WWW for any traces of my real identity which are very quickly removed thereafter! :) I have to be particularly careful because I have a very unusual surname and first name, so its money well spent! :)

TolkoRaz
29-10-2013, 23:49
Besides now I know why you called me a whore for not paying for coffee on a date.

I am sure he did not call you that! He peddles them to overweight, aged Americans, but he would not stoop so low to call you a 'wh**e@, I am quite sure!

RusskiGopnik, did you? :suspect:

Potty
29-10-2013, 23:50
I pay people a significant annual fee to conduct daily checks on the WWW for any traces of my real identity which are very quickly removed thereafter! :)

Really? I do it too. But they do it for me for free. I must be cute :D

Potty
29-10-2013, 23:51
I made it this evening. I think it's beautiful. Good night everyone.

Russian Lad
29-10-2013, 23:54
I pay people a significant annual fee to conduct daily checks on the WWW for any traces of my real identity which are very quickly removed thereafter! I have to be particularly careful because I have a very unusual surname and first name, so its money well spent!

Wow:) You are rather mysterious.:) Well, your mindset tells me you have Russian blood, though you pretend to be British, Tolko. But don't make me start digging...:)


RusskiGopnik, did you?

Well, I may have alluded to some other women, Potty may have taken something personally. Now, I surely regret it bitterly, whatever it was!:) P.S. No need to play with my nick, or I may start playing with yours, Only Once.:)

TolkoRaz
29-10-2013, 23:55
So, why has Mr Z been banned? :confused:

Russian Lad
30-10-2013, 00:00
He was??? I have no clue. He is usually rather polite. What happened?

TolkoRaz
30-10-2013, 00:02
Wow:) You are rather mysterious.:) Well, your mindset tells me you have Russian blood, though you pretend to be British, Tolko. But don't make me start digging...:)



Well, I may have alluded to some other women, Potty may have taken something personally. Now, I surely regret it bitterly, whatever it was!:) P.S. No need to play with my nick, or I may start playing with yours, Only Once.:)

:D

When next in St.P, you must join me for drink or dinner at the Astoria :)

I'll pay for the coffee! :p

Russian Lad
30-10-2013, 00:04
When next in St.P, you must join me for drink or dinner at the Astoria

I'll pay for the coffee!

And the fondue!

TolkoRaz
30-10-2013, 00:10
If I must! :)

Jack17
30-10-2013, 03:00
I am sure he did not call you that! He peddles them to overweight, aged Americans, but he would not stoop so low to call you a 'wh**e@, I am quite sure!

RusskiGopnik, did you? :suspect:
RL, do you exclude "overweight, overaged" Brits from applying to your website? I didn't notice that.

So, are we to understand by this that Brits are not interested in Russian women?

robertmf
30-10-2013, 19:34
I made it this evening. I think it's beautiful. Good night everyone.

Is this where you are spending your [SIN BIN] vacation :question:

:whisper: Rhetorical question :devilish:



:nut:

penka
30-10-2013, 20:13
I'd just love to see a straight sod who's NOT interested in Russian women.

TolkoRaz
30-10-2013, 20:29
Sod? :confused:

Sod - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Jack17
30-10-2013, 20:47
I'd just love to see a straight sod who's NOT interested in Russian women.
I'm interested in my massage therapist and she's American; does that count?

Sorry Penka, I've had it with RL's websites - only old, fat babushek on those sites. I don't need to be hit with an iron skillet over my head.

Russian Lad
30-10-2013, 20:54
Sorry Penka, I've had it with RL's websites - only old, fat babushek on those sites.

So, you are a disgruntled customer?:) I have tried to explain it already - on real sites they come in all shapes and sizes, like in real life - but they are real people. However, there are many fake dating sites strictly populated with stunning girls - but none of them are real, you will have a hired girl chatting with you for a per-minute payment. They go as far as sending these girls to real dates to scoop up whatever more money an enamored client is ready to part with.

Jack17
30-10-2013, 20:55
I hear that RL; but I love the illusion.

penka
30-10-2013, 21:01
BabuSHEK? Iron skillets?? Massage therapist? Prozac? Lemeshev?
So many mysteries in this world....
So many shrinks...
So uninteresting.

Russian Lad
30-10-2013, 21:02
So uninteresting.

Well, tell us something interesting then.:)

penka
30-10-2013, 21:03
Well, tell us something interesting then.:)

I'm bored, Lad.

Russian Lad
30-10-2013, 21:10
I'm bored, Lad.

You have said it already. Well, I apologize for Jack and myself, we will take a clown's course and learn to entertain the guests here more professionally.:) Other than that, what you take for boredom may be the lack of vitamins, sunshine and proper sex, - it is deep autumn out there...

penka
30-10-2013, 21:31
You have said it already. Well, I apologize for Jack and myself, we will take a clown's course and learn to entertain the guests here more professionally.:) Other than that, what you take for boredom may be the lack of vitamins, sunshine and proper sex, - it is deep autumn out there...

Shall I pay for your course?

Russian Lad
30-10-2013, 21:35
Shall I pay for your course?

Sure if you want to, I will prefer a course in San Diego so that we are trained as a team. I promise to submit all the hotel and restaurants checks and so forth upon my return, together with the clown's certificate, of course. I guess we can tentatively say we are speaking about, say, 5-7K dollars for a one week tuition?:)

penka
30-10-2013, 22:15
Sure if you want to, I will prefer a course in San Diego so that we are trained as a team. I promise to submit all the hotel and restaurants checks and so forth upon my return, together with the clown's certificate, of course. I guess we can tentatively say we are speaking about, say, 5-7K dollars for a one week tuition?:)

- You'll need a longer training
- Too much money per week to intrust you with, you'll spend it on booze and hookers and I cannot allow your total degradation
- I want you serving as my slave

then I will contemplate your full and proper education at a reasonable comfort of sunny California.

Jack17
30-10-2013, 22:19
Sure if you want to, I will prefer a course in San Diego

Are you suggesting a threesome? NO WAY! If I find you RL in any bed I'm in, I don't stop kicking until you're gone.

penka
30-10-2013, 22:24
Threesome? Delusion at large!

Russian Lad
30-10-2013, 22:33
- I want you serving as my slave

In the bedroom?:irule:

penka
30-10-2013, 22:43
In the bedroom?:irule:

Oh my lovely friend, I'm offering to buy you. Whether I'd wish to see you in my bedroom and in which capacity, is for me to know.

TolkoRaz
30-10-2013, 23:07
Threesome? Delusion at large!

Superpower delusion! ;)

penka
30-10-2013, 23:07
Superpower delusion! ;)

Which superpower?

Russian Lad
30-10-2013, 23:10
Oh my lovely friend, I'm offering to buy you. Whether I'd wish to see you in my bedroom and in which capacity, is for me to know.

You can rent me, you cannot buy me I think.:) But I am open for bids anyway.:)You have to bid because there are other offers.:)

TolkoRaz
30-10-2013, 23:12
RusskiLad is a rentboy? :eek:

penka
30-10-2013, 23:17
RusskiLad is a rentboy? :eek:

:-)

penka
30-10-2013, 23:18
You can rent me, you cannot buy me I think.:) But I am open for bids anyway.:)You have to bid because there are other offers.:)

:D

TolkoRaz
30-10-2013, 23:18
And, if only Potty knew! :trampoline:

Russian Lad
30-10-2013, 23:19
RusskiLad is a rentboy?

Only for females, Tolko.:) And I have to see the pic first, Penka!:) If Jack doesn't approve, there is no deal.:)

robertmf
30-10-2013, 23:21
And, if only Potty knew! :trampoline:

:9456: Knew what :question:

penka
30-10-2013, 23:26
Only for females, Tolko.:) And I have to see the pic first, Penka!:) If Jack doesn't approve, there is no deal.:)

:jester:

For the specially gifted ones: I am offering to buy YOU, Lad. I pay, we sign the contract, you are my slave. I tell you jump, you jump. Very simple. The offer is generous, time limited and non-negotiable.

TolkoRaz
31-10-2013, 00:06
Which superpower?

I am sure Jack17 will confirm that there is only ONE formidable superpower! ;)

Alan65
31-10-2013, 00:18
Only for females, Tolko.:) And I have to see the pic first, Penka!:) If Jack doesn't approve, there is no deal.:)

For females that is a gigolo or toy boy...for old men, a rent boy :D

penka
31-10-2013, 00:35
Oh dear... What a fantasy less misery some are living in....

Russian Lad
31-10-2013, 00:35
For the specially gifted ones: I am offering to buy YOU, Lad. I pay, we sign the contract, you are my slave. I tell you jump, you jump. Very simple. The offer is generous, time limited and non-negotiable.

Ok, but how do I get to spend the money if I am your slave full time? Let's negotiate the conditions, a contract is something that is signed to the mutual satisfaction of the parties. I understand how you are going to be satisfied, now, how do I get my satisfaction?:elf::eh::eh::eh: I mean, if you just wanted my soul, you could get it for a reasonable amount for good. Maybe buy my soul? For 500 bucks?

penka
31-10-2013, 00:42
Ok, but how do I get to spend the money if I am your slave full time? Let's negotiate the conditions, a contract is something that is signed to the mutual satisfaction of the parties. I understand how you are going to be satisfied, now, where to I get my satisfaction and in what form?:elf::eh::eh::eh:

Are you trying to negotiate with me?:D

Hmm, I was of an understanding you are eager to leave Rodina and get a residency permit!

Russian Lad
31-10-2013, 00:47
Are you trying to negotiate with me?

Hmm, I was of an understanding you are eager to leave Rodina and get a residency permit!

Well, I can live in Thai for years on end without any residency permits - just switch courses once a year.:) So, what else do you offa?:)

Jack17
31-10-2013, 00:53
I am sure Jack17 will confirm that there is only ONE formidable superpower! ;)
Yeah, and it's between my legs.

Russian Lad
31-10-2013, 01:05
Originally Posted by TolkoRaz View Post
I am sure Jack17 will confirm that there is only ONE formidable superpower!
Yeah, and it's between my legs.

What is the caliber and the firing speed of your weapon?:) Do you get a chance to take it out from the purse often?:)

Jack17
31-10-2013, 02:09
Faster than the eye can see!