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sixfootwo
02-12-2007, 20:22
Last Christmas - in fact the week before Christmas I think - someone posted a great collection of Christmas jokes (some a bit rude, some not).

Any chance we could see them again....or a new selection for this year ?

Thanks

TGP
15-12-2007, 21:32
A small boy wrote to Santa Claus:

Dear Santa,
"Please send me a baby brother."



Santa wrote back: "Send me your mother..."

TGP
15-12-2007, 21:37
This year the Christmas tree was very hard to put up. I must be slowing down.


12377

Judge
15-12-2007, 21:59
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blonde.
She asks "Santa, will you stay with me?"
Santa says, "Ho Ho Ho I gotta go, gotta go! I gotta deliver these toys to the children, y'know!"
She takes off her nightgown, and wearing only a bra and panties, she asks
"Santa, now will you stay with me?"
Santa says, "Ho Ho Ho I gotta go, gotta go! I gotta deliver these toys to the children, y'know!"
She takes off everything and asks "Santa, now will you stay with me?"
Santa replies "Hey Hey I gotta stay, gotta stay! I can't get up the chimney with my dick this way!"

Judge
15-12-2007, 22:01
http://mike_mcqueen.tripod.com/stop.jpg


http://mike_mcqueen.tripod.com/santapoo.jpg:jester::jester:

Bavarian_in_Moscow
15-12-2007, 22:27
As requested ....

Bavarian_in_Moscow
15-12-2007, 22:31
Some more ....

Bavarian_in_Moscow
15-12-2007, 22:33
And here the last ones:
My Advents-Calender and my Christmas Tree ...

dick
17-12-2007, 03:35
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blonde.
She asks "Santa, will you stay with me?"
Santa says, "Ho Ho Ho I gotta go, gotta go! I gotta deliver these toys to the children, y'know!"
She takes off her nightgown, and wearing only a bra and panties, she asks
"Santa, now will you stay with me?"
Santa says, "Ho Ho Ho I gotta go, gotta go! I gotta deliver these toys to the children, y'know!"
She takes off everything and asks "Santa, now will you stay with me?"
Santa replies "Hey Hey I gotta stay, gotta stay! I can't get up the chimney with my dick this way!"


OLD! OLD! OLD! got a newer one?

Natalia Popova
17-12-2007, 11:09
I tried to attach funny photo, but don't know how to do that.

Korotky Gennady
17-12-2007, 14:09
I tried to attach funny photo, but don't know how to do that.

:farout: It doesn't matter... tell what it is on it.

sixfootwo
18-12-2007, 01:21
Well done everyone so far.....please keep 'em coming !...............

Katrine L
18-12-2007, 19:36
I tried to attach funny photo, but don't know how to do that.
You need to puch a "manage Attachments" button at the down of page where you write you post
:gorgeous:

Katrine L
18-12-2007, 19:38
I tried to attach funny photo, but don't know how to do that.
You need to puch a "manage Attachments" button at the down of page where you write you post
:gorgeous::D

Natalia Popova
18-12-2007, 19:54
Enjoy!

AndreyS
18-12-2007, 20:01
OLD! OLD! OLD! got a newer one?

Old but well-done. And reliable!

AndreyS
18-12-2007, 20:11
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? Because you do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Korotky Gennady
18-12-2007, 21:23
And reliable!

Do you know it for sure ? ;)

AndreyS
18-12-2007, 21:24
Do you know it for sure ? ;)


I enjoy it!

Korotky Gennady
18-12-2007, 21:31
I enjoy it!

This 19 years old girl in the bed-room ?

:fireworks:

Do you imagine that it's our Natalia_apples with your apples on ?

Korotky Gennady
18-12-2007, 21:36
Enjoy!


What has he lost there ?

Briolette.
18-12-2007, 23:13
My two coins.

http://www.myspaceclipart.com/christmas/christmasfunnytwentyseven.gif

Korotky Gennady
18-12-2007, 23:28
My two coins.

http://www.myspaceclipart.com/christmas/christmasfunnytwentyseven.gif

Seems i get it at last ! Usually he hid his christmas gifts that he bought in his pants ! :fireworks: