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TolkoRaz
03-09-2012, 22:26
A drover from a huge cattle station in the outback appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.


"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.


"Well, I can think of one thing," the drover offered. "Once, on a trip to the back blocks of Broken Hill out in New South Wales, I came across a gang of bikers who were threatening a young Sheila. I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed bikie and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the sh*t out of the lot of ya!"


St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"








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"A couple of minutes ago." :D