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Garibaldi
15-10-2007, 19:19
Al Gore, Bill and Hillary Clinton all die on the same day, and head for for judgment. God addresses Al first, ''Al, what do you believe in?''

Al replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election, but that it was
Your will that I did not serve. And I've come to understand that now.''

God thinks for a second and says: "Very good. Come and sit at my left.''


God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?''

Bill replies: "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned but I've never held
a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against
me.''

God thinks for a second and says: "You are forgiven, my son. Come and
Sit at my right."

Then God addresses Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?''


She replies: "I believe you're in my chair.''