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Benedikt
02-07-2012, 09:27
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/20-things-shouldn-t-buy-055528806.html

and some things make for sure sense.
why would i buy indeed a second hand mattress or an open bag of dog food?

TolkoRaz
02-07-2012, 09:46
No mention of not buying a second hand or used condom? :confused:

FatAndy
02-07-2012, 13:00
TR, on the condom usually there is warning regarding single use only ;)

MickeyTong
02-07-2012, 14:06
No mention of not buying a second hand or used condom? :confused:

Just turn it inside out and it will be fine.

TolkoRaz
02-07-2012, 15:49
Just turn it inside out and it will be fine.

Only a Scot could offer such advice - I am only surprised that the advice was free! ;)

pangit
02-07-2012, 20:21
no need to buy second hand mattress, because termites might be in there... whooossshhhh....

Benedikt
02-07-2012, 21:39
Just turn it inside out and it will be fine.


would be not a to bad idea though?

FatAndy
02-07-2012, 21:42
Aha, wash, tumble dry and apply some lubricant... will be like new! "Green" approach - let's save our planet! ;)

Ibanez
02-07-2012, 22:36
Just turn it inside out and it will be fine.

The Scottish Condom!


A Scottish soldier in full dress marches into a pharmacy to speak to the druggist. The Scot opens his sporran and pulls out a neatly folded cotton bandana, opens it to reveal a smaller silk square which he unfolds to reveal a condom. The condom has a number of patches on it. He holds it up.

"How much to repair it?" the Scot asks the pharmacist.

"Six pence," says the pharmacist.

"How much for a new one?"

"Ten pence."

The Scot folds the condom into the silk square and the cotton bandana, places it in his sporran and marches down the aisle and out the door of the pharmacy. A moment or two later a great shout goes up, followed by an even greater shout. The Scot walks into the pharmacy again, and back to the pharmacist.

"The regiment has taken a vote," the Scot says. "We'll have a new one."

TolkoRaz
03-07-2012, 00:46
I have heard that the Scottish are soooooooooo mean, they recycle toilet paper! ;)

TolkoRaz
03-07-2012, 00:46
no need to buy second hand mattress, because termites might be in there... whooossshhhh....

That's OK, I hate being lonely at night! ;)

onedge92
06-07-2012, 00:47
socks and underwear= foot fungus and a whole lot of other problems :P

MickeyTong
09-07-2012, 14:02
I have heard that the Scottish are soooooooooo mean, they recycle toilet paper! ;)

We use both sides.