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rubelbd1
09-05-2012, 15:34
Hi,I am new in here.
A joke for all.......


3 men rock up at the gates of heaven to be met by St Peter, who will decide their eternal fate.

First man says "I was married to a pompey girl". St Peter says "To heaven with you, paradise you deserve". Off he floats.

Second man says "I was married to a pompey girl and also lived there". St Peter says "To heaven with you, paradise you deserve". Off he floats.

Third man says "I was married to a pompey girl, lived there, and for years had the mother in law with us". St Peter says "To hell with you". The man asks "but why? How come the others got paradise"? To which St Peter replies "After all that, hell will seem like paradise"!

FatAndy
09-05-2012, 15:39
Hello and welcome!

Pls find the time to read http://www.expat.ru/forum/rules.php, point 12. Just for a case. ;)

tasel
11-05-2012, 11:10
Welcome on-board :-)

Babygirl
11-05-2012, 11:51
Welcome on board ;)

Keep up with the fun stuff :)

We love to smile :D

Tatianavch
11-05-2012, 13:56
Welcome!

It was fun. :)