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shurale
26-12-2011, 12:38
Are there jokes that use simple vocabulary/grammar, are not lengthy and are funny?

Ignatius
21-01-2012, 19:41
Plenty. Try a site like this

http://www.best-funny-jokes.com/top-rated-farmer-jokes

robertmf
21-01-2012, 21:10
Are there jokes that use simple vocabulary/grammar, are not lengthy and are funny?

:thumbsup: One-liner jokes (http://www.onelinerz.net/top-100-funny-one-liners/)

Actual comments made by NYC teachers on students' report cards to parents. All teachers were reprimanded!


Since my last report, your child has hit rock bottom and has started to dig.
I would not allow this student to breed.
Your child has delusions of adequacy.
Your child is depriving a village of an idiot.
Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it together.
This child has been working with glue too much.
When tour daughterís IQ reaches 50, she should sell.
The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isnít here.
If this student were any more stupid, heíd have to be watered twice a week.
Itís impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.
The wheel is turning but the hamster is gone.


Best are "Little Johnny" jokes (http://www.thejokeyard.com/little_johnny_jokes/index.html) :applause:

Benedikt
22-01-2012, 07:10
because the old saying for sure holds -it takes one to know one..-