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Sarah06
27-11-2011, 14:15
1. Does eating potatoes make you feel at home?
2. Why do the Russians you know have a fascination with biting people?
3. Why do you like Russia?
4. Do you drink daily? :)

Melle Faitunblog
28-11-2011, 17:47
1. Does eating potatoes make you feel at home?
2. Why do the Russians you know have a fascination with biting people?
3. Why do you like Russia?
4. Do you drink daily? :)

In Ireland, we prefer to throw potatoes at each other now as we have no fear of a future famine thanks to Mc Donalds.

Russians have a fascination with biting people because they were very hungry during the siege of Leningrad

Sexy Russian accents, fur and the general disregard for personal hygiene

Yes, daily, the recommended amount of 2 litres, as prescribed by the WHO

mds45
28-11-2011, 18:46
1) Can YOU explain string theory? ( Sarah couldn't )

2) Are you a member of any secret clubs?

3) what a hypotonuse? and who cares about it square?

4) when will it snow? ever again?

robertmf
28-11-2011, 19:37
1) Can YOU explain string theory? ( Sarah couldn't )

2) Are you a member of any secret clubs?

3) what a hypotonuse? and who cares about it square?

4) when will it snow? ever again?

String theory has fallen out of favour/favor; better to ask about 'multiple universes' :)

Hypotenuse is too easy. Try tesseract :mml:

xSnoofovich
28-11-2011, 19:47
Try tesseract

@ Melle
Did you ever read this book?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0b/WrinkleInTimePBA1.jpg

Melle Faitunblog
28-11-2011, 21:48
[QUOTE=drtnsnw;926316]Why do you speak with a funny accent?

Who's better, me or anybody else?

Where do babies come from?

1. I didn't realize speaking articulately was "funny"

2. I am obviously the best, George best is a close second, followed by my local tramp. You are fourth, should everybody else die

3. Babies blossom in the prostate and are evacuated by the urethra

Drtsnw, you are welcome.

Melle Faitunblog, educating the masses

Pops
28-11-2011, 21:54
Describe "gangland"

robertmf
28-11-2011, 21:56
@ Melle
Did you ever read this book?


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Melle Faitunblog
28-11-2011, 21:56
1) Can YOU explain string theory? ( Sarah couldn't )

2) Are you a member of any secret clubs?

3) what a hypotonuse? and who cares about it square?

4) when will it snow? ever again?

String theory is indeed obsolete. It's all about schroedinger's cat, neutrino inhabiting civilizations and ball lightning.

I am a member of a secret club, but I am sworn to secrecy so if I do not reply to any more interrogations in the next few days, assume that I have been punished for my verbal diarrhea and inform both the Irish embassy and my family.

The hypotenuse is an innovative form of medieval flaying, perfected by the Tatars using very straight birch twigs. Conclusion, only the tatars and the birch trees care if it's square.

It will snow, I have a bottle of vodka and a how to book of creative snow sculpting on stand by. You are of course invited to participate in the world's largest penis sculpture, park gorki, January 5th

Melle Faitunblog
28-11-2011, 21:58
@ Melle
Did you ever read this book?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0b/WrinkleInTimePBA1.jpg

Reading is for the educated. I prefer to practice licking my elbow

Melle Faitunblog
28-11-2011, 21:59
Describe "gangland"

I think you forgot the "bang" in that:11513:

mds45
28-11-2011, 22:10
String theory is indeed obsolete. It's all about schroedinger's cat, neutrino inhabiting civilizations and ball lightning.

I am a member of a secret club, but I am sworn to secrecy so if I do not reply to any more interrogations in the next few days, assume that I have been punished for my verbal diarrhea and inform both the Irish embassy and my family.

The hypotenuse is an innovative form of medieval flaying, perfected by the Tatars using very straight birch twigs. Conclusion, only the tatars and the birch trees care if it's square.

It will snow, I have a bottle of vodka and a how to book of creative snow sculpting on stand by. You are of course invited to participate in the world's largest penis sculpture, park gorki, January 5th


When I said strings of course I meant Thongs!!!!! Robertmf try not to be so smart
Hypotenuse is an animal living in Africa
It will now when the space monkeys say so

robertmf
28-11-2011, 22:53
String theory is indeed obsolete. It's all about schroedinger's cat, neutrino inhabiting civilizations and ball lightning.


Do you like housecats :question:

:kiss_mini: Why does an :AngelPray: like you know about Schrödinger's Cat :question:

:mml: (n.b. The prefix & preface are especially good & confusing)

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Periwinkle
29-11-2011, 00:01
I feel like I am eavesdropping on a private chat...:eh:

Bels
29-11-2011, 00:12
Can't you give us a free link, rather than an an Amazon advert? We might try and read it then.


:coffee: Amazon.com: A Wrinkle in Time (Madeleine L'Engle's Time Quintet) (9780312367541): Madeleine L'Engle: Books (http://www.amazon.com/Wrinkle-Time-Madeleine-LEngles-Quintet/dp/0312367546/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1322502754&sr=1-1)

Melle Faitunblog
29-11-2011, 16:47
Do you like housecats :question:

:kiss_mini: Why does an :AngelPray: like you know about Schrödinger's Cat :question:

:mml: (n.b. The prefix & preface are especially good & confusing)

Amazon.com: In Search of Schrödinger's Cat: Quantum Physics and Reality (9780553341034): John Gribbin: Books (http://www.amazon.com/Search-Schr%C3%B6dingers-Cat-Quantum-Physics/dp/0553342533/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1322505864&sr=1-1)

I don't like anything living in my flat - it would require me to go home and look after it.

To be an angel I would have to believe in god or some form of higher entity which employs angels as thought vessels.
I believe in science - and money:AngelPray:

Melle Faitunblog
29-11-2011, 16:48
I feel like I am eavesdropping on a private chat...:eh:

Nothing is private in the expat world of Moscow - fire away :bash:

Melle Faitunblog
29-11-2011, 16:51
Can't you give us a free link, rather than an an Amazon advert? We might try and read it then.

http://www.onread.com/book/A-Wrinkle-in-Time-1140377/ (http:// http://www.onread.com/book/A-Wrinkle-in-Time-1140377/)


I do believe this one is free, being an mp3 metro traveller however, I have no way of verifying this without undue effort

robertmf
29-11-2011, 17:15
http://www.onread.com/book/A-Wrinkle-in-Time-1140377/ (http:// http://www.onread.com/book/A-Wrinkle-in-Time-1140377/)

I do believe this one is free, being an mp3 metro traveller however, I have no way of verifying this without undue effort
How about something else you believe :question:

:rant: I get [page not found]

Melle Faitunblog
29-11-2011, 17:20
How about something else you believe :question:

:rant: I get [page not found]



Check the address at the top of the page, it doesn't seem to be inputting correctly, erase a few http;s and 20%s and it works

Something else I believe? I believe that if I show up for work and look interested, people will think I care :ignore:

robertmf
29-11-2011, 17:28
Check the address at the top of the page, it doesn't seem to be inputting correctly, erase a few http;s and 20%s and it works


Ah, понял. Similar to a DIY kit with Chinese instructions.

A Wrinkle In Time (http://www.onread.com/book/A-Wrinkle-in-Time-1140377/http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sola_scriptura)

xSnoofovich
29-11-2011, 18:48
Will you be eaten by a bear this weekend?

And along these lines -

If you were a porn star, what would your name be?

robertmf
29-11-2011, 18:58
If you were a porn star, what would your name be?

Geez. Are you into Benedict's cooking sherry :question:

M. Faitunblog what is your science background/education :question:

Auditor
30-11-2011, 19:02
This seat seems to have cooled. This poor Irish girl's seat should be "hot" not cool.

Okay. I'm new here but I'll have a go.

The three biggest differences between Russian guys and expat guys.


Would you date a Russian guy?

Would you date an expat guy?

The three biggest differences between Russian girls and expat girls?

Would you date a Russian girl?

Would you date an expat girl?

Would you date any of the above?

Would you date all of the above?

Would you date any or all of the above on the same date? If so then in what combinations? (t\

This is meant in humor so don't be offended. I just want to warm your seat. I'm joking again. I think I should stop now.

Melle Faitunblog
06-12-2011, 17:09
Do you like cheese as much as Sarah06?

Why can't BrandonL get a Russian credit card?

How awesome is my hair?

Will you be eaten by a bear this weekend?

Russian cheese, definitely not - French cheese of course

BrandonL get a credit card? They have been trying to force him out of the country for ages, and they have failed. The only means they have to pry this leech off the barrel that is Russia, is to hope he eventually runs out of money - thus the credit card situation

Your hair needs to be cut

I have returned unscathed by bears, they can't say as much though (I tried to feed them some Russian cheese)

Melle Faitunblog
06-12-2011, 17:12
And along these lines -

If you were a porn star, what would your name be?

Snoofovitch... really? Aren't there enough women in this city to satisfy your sexual appetite that it has some how ended up soiling my hot seat :11513:

as Borat would say, "naughty naughty"

If I were a pornstar, my name would obviously be Melle Faituncock

Melle Faitunblog
06-12-2011, 17:27
This seat seems to have cooled. This poor Irish girl's seat should be "hot" not cool.

Okay. I'm new here but I'll have a go.

The three biggest differences between Russian guys and expat guys.


Would you date a Russian guy?

Would you date an expat guy?

The three biggest differences between Russian girls and expat girls?

Would you date a Russian girl?

Would you date an expat girl?

Would you date any of the above?

Would you date all of the above?

Would you date any or all of the above on the same date? If so then in what combinations? (t\

This is meant in humor so don't be offended. I just want to warm your seat. I'm joking again. I think I should stop now.


Biggest difference between Russian guys and expat guys, Russian men will treat expat women with the same Russian courtesy they treat their own women - expat guys unfortunately don't seem to think that the expat female community is deserving of such attention or effort.

Would date a Russian - expats, maybe, not likely, I have seen enough of them at home - when in Russia, do as the Russians :shhhhhh:

Biggest difference between expat women and Russian women, well this is like the above. Tricky questions, because evidently the above comment will encourage someone to point out Russian manners as alcoholism, wife beating and doing nothing around the house (all of which I have yet to see).
Of my sex, I would say, that inevitably expat women of the adventurous kind in Russia, why, I don't know. The difference is therefore pretty straightforward, Russian women are at home and have the standard expectations of someone who lives in their own country, a home, a job, most likely marriage and inevitably children.
Difference number 2, expat women start out with lower expectations of what a man should do to impress a woman, until they realise the feats expats go to impress their Russian mistresses.
Difference number 3, they speak better Russian than us

Melle Faitunblog
06-12-2011, 17:28
This seat seems to have cooled. This poor Irish girl's seat should be "hot" not cool.


Would you date a Russian girl?

Would you date an expat girl?

Would you date any of the above?

Would you date all of the above?

Would you date any or all of the above on the same date? If so then in what combinations? (t\

This is meant in humor so don't be offended. I just want to warm your seat. I'm joking again. I think I should stop now.

As for the rest, I would date any of the above in any combination if they have a snowmobile

BrandonL
06-12-2011, 17:58
Who's sexier you or Pete?


Which are better cats or dogs?

When are you going to Booze bub next?

Can I join you?

If you were part of a super secret conspiracy club...now, I'm not applying you are or you aren't but if you were, what would your code name be, and would you have a superduper cool decoder ring?

:D

Melle Faitunblog
06-12-2011, 18:07
Who's sexier you or Pete?


Which are better cats or dogs?

When are you going to Booze bub next?

Can I join you?

If you were part of a super secret conspiracy club...now, I'm not applying you are or you aren't but if you were, what would your code name be, and would you have a superduper cool decoder ring?

:D

Sexier? Me, obviously. Pete's is a big and hairy American

Cats or Dogs? Houseplants or dust - which ever requires less work

Boozebub? I am not familiar with this place :11721:

But yes you can come

My code name is, sorry, would be, Alexa R. and I would have a super duper scooter rather than a decoder ring

shurale
14-12-2011, 00:07
What is the meaning of life?

Melle Faitunblog
14-12-2011, 01:49
What is the meaning of life?

Speaking of life, as a firm believer in science, I believe in existence. This word contains neither reference to meaning nor predetermined destiny. Therefore we live, we die, we are recycled, so ...
we might as well make the most of it, and to do so, there is no better place than Russia! :trampoline: