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TolkoRaz
07-11-2011, 23:54
Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTRE

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Friday, 11th November 2011

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS. EACH CLASS WILL LAST FOR TWO HOURS


Class 1: Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday, beginning at 7:00 p.m.

Class 2: Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down,
or Bitching about It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00.

Class 3: Is It Possible To Drive Past Marks & Spencer Without Stopping?-
Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 p.m.

Class 4: Fundamental Differences Between a Handbag and a Suitcase -
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 p.m. for 3 weeks.

Class 5: Curling Tongs - Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday beginning at 7:00 p.m.

Class 6: How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Programme.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 p.m.

Class 7: Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 p.m, 2 hours.

Class 8: Health Watch -They Make Medicine for PMT - and How To Use It!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 p.m. for 2 hours.

Class 9: I Was Wrong and He Was Right! - Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 p.m. Location to be determined.

Class 10: How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11: Learning to Live - How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield
Tuesdays at 7:00 p.m. location to be determined

Class 12: How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 p.m.



Upon completion of ANY of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors :D

mikegulf
10-11-2011, 17:23
OMG...each subject is sooooo spot on!! Now lets hear all the women deny it.

Inola
10-11-2011, 18:52
Strange they forget about bitching about used socks being anywhere but in the basket:)

When my ex started forgetting them all over the place, so I would pick them and put in the basket myself for some time... Once I got him in flagrant delicto (taking off his socks in the middle of the living room) and asked about this new cute habit of his... Guess what he answered? "Oh, look, I'm going to show you a hocus-pocus. I'm taking off my socks and leaving them right here on the floor, the trick is next time I'll walk hereby... they won't be here any more! You see? It's a miracle!":D

Bitching for 3 hours about the toilet seat is not cool, but putting the toilet seat down is clearly not a way out either:10189:

robertmf
10-11-2011, 21:26
Strange they forget about bitching about used socks being anywhere but in the basket:)

When my ex started forgetting them all over the place, so I would pick them and put in the basket myself for some time... Once I got him in flagrant delicto (taking off his socks in the middle of the living room) and asked about this new cute habit of his... Guess what he answered? "Oh, look, I'm going to show you a hocus-pocus. I'm taking off my socks and leaving them right here on the floor, the trick is next time I'll walk hereby... they won't be here any more! You see? It's a miracle!":D

Bitching for 3 hours about the toilet seat is not cool, but putting the toilet seat down is clearly not a way out either:10189:

:idea: So this is why he is "your ex" :question: :rofl:


:beerbros::drink::sunny:

Inola
10-11-2011, 22:54
:idea: So this is why he is "your ex" :question: :rofl:


:beerbros::drink::sunny:

no, he snorred too loudly and bitched about me needing more than three pairs of shoes (this is something beyond men's understanding it seems):D

SV1973a
10-11-2011, 23:09
no, he snorred too loudly and bitched about me needing more than three pairs of shoes (this is something beyond men's understanding it seems):D

It is, because you only need :
- a pair for winter conditions
- a pair for summer conditions
- a pair to go parading

My collegue at work has 6 pair of boots, but still this is not enough for her.
I only have 1 pair of boots, used exclusively for winter conditions.

MayFlower
10-11-2011, 23:11
no, he snorred too loudly and bitched about me needing more than three pairs of shoes (this is something beyond men's understanding it seems):D


Boys are Whatever, Shoes are Forever!!! :cheerleader:

Inola
10-11-2011, 23:17
It is, because you only need :
- a pair for winter conditions
- a pair for summer conditions
- a pair to go parading

My collegue at work has 6 pair of boots, but still this is not enough for her.
I only have 1 pair of boots, used exclusively for winter conditions.

ditto, beyond men's understanding:D
come on, deny it...:D

SV1973a
10-11-2011, 23:23
ditto, beyond men's understanding:D
come on, deny it...:D

No use in denying it. It is utterly beyond men`s understanding.

Inola
10-11-2011, 23:30
No use in denying it. It is utterly beyond men`s understanding.

Conclusion: there would be more use in CLASSES FOR MEN where they could learn to understand some pretty simple things about the fairer sex and our basic needs;)

1 pair of shoes is not even healthy (neither for their owner, nor for the shoes), let alone enough...

robertmf
10-11-2011, 23:43
Conclusion: there would be more use in CLASSES FOR MEN where they could learn to understand some pretty simple things about the fairer sex and our basic needs;)

1 pair of shoes is not even healthy (neither for their owner, nor for the shoes), let alone enough...

You are correct. I will try to understand women more. But ... очень труно и complicated :mml:

Map of Woman's Brain (http://www.goofball.com/photos/balls_A_Womans_Brain)

MayFlower
11-11-2011, 00:22
You are correct. I will try to understand women more. But ... очень труно и complicated :mml:

Map of Woman's Brain (http://www.goofball.com/photos/balls_A_Womans_Brain)

oh, come on! maybe it's complicated with women, but it's always interesting, whereas with men it's way too simple and predictable... :p

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quincy
11-11-2011, 01:29
Class 9: I Was Wrong and He Was Right! -

it will take an exceptional course instructor to make this happen!

rusmeister
11-11-2011, 06:29
I promise to love you and cherish you in sickness and in health, for better or for worse,(etc), until I discover that you think in different ways than I do, have friends I would never choose, burp, leave hair in the shower drain, squeeze your toothpaste tube in the middle, etc...

We are glad to bring our kids to visit their grandparents, and find that they still share the same address and last name. I wonder how many of us think about how they discovered the same things about each other, and yet stayed together anyway.

Gypsy
11-11-2011, 08:01
Boys are Whatever, Shoes are Forever!!! :cheerleader:

Brilliant.

Love the Languages bit at the bottom too. Excellent.

MayFlower
11-11-2011, 11:25
I promise to love you and cherish you in sickness and in health, for better or for worse,(etc), until I discover that you think in different ways than I do, have friends I would never choose, burp, leave hair in the shower drain, squeeze your toothpaste tube in the middle, etc...

We are glad to bring our kids to visit their grandparents, and find that they still share the same address and last name. I wonder how many of us think about how they discovered the same things about each other, and yet stayed together anyway.


I guess it's because of Love, the true and eternal one

rusmeister
11-11-2011, 19:47
I guess it's because of Love, the true and eternal one

Actually, I think our ancestors had a clearer and better understanding of what marriage and divorce are than we do. We don't even see it as a vow to be kept for life, even and especially when things go bad (which is whythe vow is needed in the first place). We see it as a contract to be followed as long as things go well, and when the "business" goes bad, we break it up. We literally do not know what we are doing when we get married, so of course we can hardly know what we are doing when we get divorced. We have a radically wrong philosophy and understanding of the thing. That's why we have so many broken homes - and vows.