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sixfootwo
02-09-2007, 15:26
Harley Davidson and God

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven. Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God."
St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.

God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who
invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle?" Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me...."
God commented: "Well, what's the big deal in inventing
something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?"
Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?" God said, " Ah, yes."
"Well” said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds
3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble too much
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust
5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!!

"Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on." God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it. "Well, it may true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."

AndreyS
02-09-2007, 15:37
I cant sleep with HD, but I can slap its damper.

sixfootwo
02-09-2007, 15:45
I cant sleep with HD, but I can slap its damper.

Do you wear a rubber glove when you do this ?

AndreyS
02-09-2007, 15:54
Do you wear a protection glove when you slap smb's arse?

sixfootwo
03-09-2007, 01:14
It was a euphanism.

But in any case it depends maybe on what follows the slap......

codbutt
03-09-2007, 11:39
I'm sure God would have more taste than to want to talk to the bloke who invented these overweight, slow, wobbly heaps of chrome-plated cr*p which are only ridden by Marlboro smoking closet Yanks.

sixfootwo
03-09-2007, 21:59
I'm sure God would have more taste than to want to talk to the bloke who invented these overweight, slow, wobbly heaps of chrome-plated cr*p which are only ridden by Marlboro smoking closet Yanks.

Steady, tiger

Len Ganley Stance
03-09-2007, 22:55
I'm sure God would have more taste than to want to talk to the bloke who invented these overweight, slow, wobbly heaps of chrome-plated cr*p which are only ridden by Marlboro smoking closet Yanks.

Codbutt,

You forgot the last part of that last sentence. It should read -

only ridden by Marlboro smoking closet Yanks in the throes of a Middle Age Crisis :ignore: