View Full Version : Things Humans Should Learn

10-08-2007, 03:24
Human beings don't come with an owner's manual, but they should.

* You cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
* No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
* When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
* If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
* Never ask your 3 year old brother to hold a tomato.
* You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

* The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship "I apologize" and "You are right."
* Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
* If he/she says that you are too good for him/her--believe them.
* Learn to pick your battles; ask yourself, 'Will this matter one year from now? How about one month? One week? One day?'
* If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!
* Living well really is the best revenge. Being miserable because of a bad or former relationship just might mean that the other person was right about you.