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TolkoRaz
02-03-2011, 22:30
...........took her 5 hours to hoover the house - I've just discovered she's a Slovak! :D

shurale
03-03-2011, 00:35
...........took her 5 hours to hoover the house - I've just discovered she's a Slovak! :D

How many floors do you have in your house? Five?

AndreyS
03-03-2011, 00:40
...........took her 5 hours to hoover the house - I've just discovered she's a Slovak! :D
Let us know when you hire a Polish plumber.

franzewich
03-03-2011, 01:06
...........took her 5 hours to hoover the house - I've just discovered she's a Slovak! :D

Maybe your "hoover" isn't a real "hoover"? ;) Or didn't you tell her that it works better when switched on?

franzewich
03-03-2011, 01:42
C'mon people! Slovak=Slow Vac(uum)

Oh poooh! Now you blew the fun!

sweetfart
03-03-2011, 06:42
My bad! I wonder if he paid her with a Czech...
You can bet Djibouti!

Nobbynumbnuts
03-03-2011, 08:26
Let us know when you hire a Polish plumber.

PMSL. Brilliant! :rofl:

Matt24
03-03-2011, 09:10
maybe we should take a pole to see if this thread should continue, I'm sure many are hungary for for another few serb-ings.

Dicorp
03-03-2011, 10:35
did she clean your pole?

TolkoRaz
03-03-2011, 10:45
My bad! I wonder if he paid her with a Czech...


Is an abortion in Prague, a cancelled Czech? :confused:

zairah
03-03-2011, 13:41
hi i could suggest other cleaner if you want....

:zoom:

xSnoofovich
03-03-2011, 13:46
if u are looking for another cleaner, i have heard of one mexi-Can.

Ruth123
03-03-2011, 15:07
Why? Because Ameri-Can't?

No, its because his household is Brit-tle.

Ian G
03-03-2011, 15:59
...........took her 5 hours to hoover the house - I've just discovered she's a Slovak! :D

Don't blame the cleaner- it's be Kosova employer's incredibly messy habits.

sweetfart
04-03-2011, 05:34
Jamaican me crazy with these cheesy jokes.

Besides, how can you afford to hire a cleaner these days in this economy? Just look at the gas prices. I was with my friend at a gas station the other day and shook my head and said, "Oman, I know who to blame for these outrageous prices." My friend agreed, "Yemen, we should wage another war on them."

TolkoRaz
04-03-2011, 10:37
Jamaican me crazy with these cheesy jokes.

Besides, how can you afford to hire a cleaner these days in this economy? Just look at the gas prices. I was with my friend at a gas station the other day and shook my head and said, "Oman, I know who to blame for these outrageous prices." My friend agreed, "Yemen, we should wage another war on them."

Thats just because they Sharjah too much for gas these days! ;)

Matt24
04-03-2011, 10:57
Thats just because they Sharjah too much for gas these days! ;)

Dubai gas direct?

martpark
04-03-2011, 11:19
I can't participate in this thread. I'm not well. I have Qatar.

Ian G
04-03-2011, 12:00
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Ian G
04-03-2011, 12:26
Jamaican me crazy with these cheesy jokes.


Yep, this thread's getting Syria-sly out of control.

TolkoRaz
04-03-2011, 16:13
Did Jew really mean that?

TolkoRaz
04-03-2011, 20:43
Wise up before you are Pole-axed!

Matt24
04-03-2011, 21:38
I only speak the truth. I'm not Lyon.

I noticed you've posted 5 or 6 times on this thread, are you making a Korea our of it?

martpark
04-03-2011, 21:41
Most of the comments on here are plain Laos-y.

Matt24
04-03-2011, 21:47
Most of the comments on here are plain Laos-y.

DDR! I thank you...

TolkoRaz
04-03-2011, 22:52
I couldn't wait to join this thread, Iran all the way home!

sweetfart
05-03-2011, 06:20
Thats just because they Sharjah too much for gas these days! ;)

Well, I don't know why. They said life out there is supposed to be Sunni, but it seems like it's still Shiite.

Carl
05-03-2011, 10:18
Uganda be kidding me.. is that the best you can do?

martpark
05-03-2011, 12:09
In Oz, they sell these animal skins. It's $100, Pe-ru.

Matt24
05-03-2011, 12:16
In Oz, they sell these animal skins. It's $100, Pe-ru.

....and you need them, it sometimes get's surprisingly Chile, this year they're trying to promote a waterproof version, it's branded Bahrain.


How about "Myanmar, I can't believe it's not Burma" ?

martpark
05-03-2011, 13:11
....and you need them, it sometimes get's surprisingly Chile, this year they're trying to promote a waterproof version, it's branded Bahrain.


How about "Myanmar, I can't believe it's not Burma" ?

For the cold, we always keep a seat warmer Honduras. For the heat, a Can-a-Dutch courage.

Carl
05-03-2011, 22:34
For the cold, we always keep a seat warmer Honduras. For the heat, a Can-a-Dutch courage.

Kenya tell me where you got the seat warmers? I had one years ago but lost it in a move and I'd really like to get somoa.

martpark
06-03-2011, 00:18
Kenya tell me where you got the seat warmers? I had one years ago but lost it in a move and I'd really like to get somoa.

Do you want them Togo? Or to stay in?

RussianSphinx
07-03-2011, 18:40
WOW IT SOUNDS LIKE SHOCKING NEWS OF THE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am in shock!