View Full Version : Bugs Bunny (& Friends) Quotes...

Billie Bob
28-06-2007, 16:44
I have this memory relapse, maybe somewhat nostalgic mood, I was always a die hard bugs bunny fan, the older ones, prior to the 1970s newer options.

so, I decided to share a few quotes from the cartoons:

Sylvester the cat is on top of the list:

"Son, you take care of all the little mice and I'll handle any BIG mice that come along."

"Brother pussycats. We've been scooted out, backed out and booted out. But TONIGHT we were thhhhhhhhhcared out. It's inhothhhhpita-bitable!! And furthrmore it's unnnnnnnnnnncatchhhhhhhhtitutional!!! Are we men or are we mithhhhhhhhhhhhcce?!"

"d, d,d d, I saw a b b bbig mouse!"

"Okay, mouse, I'll fight you but I aint fightin' no dames."

"Now, mouse, you do as I thay or.............. down the hatch."

"And STAY OUT you miserable, sneakin'. crooked, cheese thieves!!"

"First the wadding, then the shots, then the powder. Packit down good and....BLAM!!"

"Son, you take care of all the little mice and I'll handle any BIG mice that come along."

"Where there's cheeses, there's bound to be mouses."

"Thufferin' Thuccotash!"


"Hey, Sittin' Bull. Ya got a match? It's dark in there."

"They forgot to put out the cat....The cat?!?! I'M the cat!!!"

"Sayyy, wait a minute......Tomcats can't be mothers......Cats can't lay eggs!"

"Y'see, son, if you build a BETTER MOUSETRAP, the mice'll BEAT A PATH to your door!"

"It's a good thing I HAVE got nine lives......with THIS kind of an army, I'll NEED' EM!!"

"Listen, bird, I'm NOT a nice pussycat! I just don't relish the idea of having P-P-P-PIZZICATOS played on me in some STRING SECTION!!"

"HOLY MACKREL!! I forgot to put brakes on this silly thing."

"HA!!! Thought ya fffooooooled m--" (BLAM!)

"You're just not whistling Dixie, brother!!"

"Let's face it, buddy. I have a body that makes *men* wet!"

"From now on, BIRDS are off my list!............(a whole bunch of birds perch themselves onto his shoulders).........Ssssssssufferin' Sssssssuccotash! What at time I picked to go on a diet."

*WHAM* "A lucky punch" *WHAM* "Another lucky punch" *WHAM* "How lucky can a guy get?!"

Sylvester To Speedy, who's hiding inside some peppers in "Gonzales Tamales":
"I'll getcha if-f-f I half-f-fta eat EV'RY ONE of thes-s-se th-h-hings!.........(chomp, chomp,chomp).....GAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!"

".....And just so YOU don't get out and that GOON don't get IN, I'm lockin' the door, and tossin' the key out the window! THERE!!.......and now, for that Tweety-Bird Sandwich I've been dreaming of!......STOP SQUIRMING! I can't stand a sore loser! Let's see.....there's cloves......tabasco sauce......
(Tweety turns into Mr. Hyde)
"......what, no KETCHUP?! Well, I guess I'll hafta have my Tweety-Bird Sandwich without KE-E-E-E-E-ETCH---"





Billie Bob
28-06-2007, 17:09
another favorite character...

"Pay attention, boy!"

"I say, pay attention, boy! I'm cuttin' but you're not bleedin'!"

"We have been flim-flammed."

And last, but not least: "Fortunately, I keep my feathers numbered for just such an emergency"(Each time his feathers are blown off)."

"The Boy'z as sharp as a bowling ball."

"Go away, boy, I say ya bother me!"

"I don't see no hula hula girls."

"Well, woman, blink your eyes or something. Yeesh!"

"If I'm a roo - Ah say - if I'm a rooster, I hope to be struck by lightn *KAPOW* Well, let's put it another way. "Way" that is."

[Singing] "De Camptown ladies sing dis song -- Doo-dah! doo-dah!..."

"Boy's like a dead horse -- got no get-up-and-go..."

"No no, boy! You're diggin' there and you KNOW the worm is over here." *KA-BOOM*

"That boy's as timid as a canary at a cat-show."

"This is gonna cause more confusion than a mouse in a burlesque show!"

"You're doing a lot of choppin', but no chips are flyin'."

"That boy's as strong as an ox, and just about as smart."

"Kid don't stop talking so much he'll get his tongue sun burned."

"Pull harder! Harder! Hardy-Har-Har! KA-BLAM!"

"Don - ah say - don't bother me, Dawg. Can't you see I'm thinkin'?"

"I say, Just one of those days I guess."

"Let's see if you can throw it this far. And put a little pepper on it."

"That's what I've been - I say, that's what I've been telling you, boy! I am a chicken!"

"I say, I say, What's that big chicken hawk! "

"That dawg is strictly G.I. -- Gibbering Idiot!"

"Nice girl but about as sharp as a sack 'a wet mice."

"Adios you chicken-pluckin' little stinker! "

"Explain yourself! Yer tounge's flappin' but no noise is comin' outa yer big mouth! "

"Pay attention to me boy - I'm not just talkin' to hear my head roar! "

"That dawg's as subtle as a hand grenade in a barrel 'a oatmeal."

"I don't this kid's got all his marbles. Shakes his head when he means yes and nods when he means no."

*grabs axe from angry cat* "Who do you think you are? George Washington?" *hits cat on head* "Humpf! No cherry trees around here."

"You've gotta be a magician to keep a kid's attention 'more than two minutes nowadays."

"Place your bet - Ah say - place your bets, gentlemen. Winnner plays, loser stays. Everyone's a winne - well, not everyone."

"Hey, whatcha making there boy? Looks like sodi-pop. Hyuk yuk! Watch it fizz!!" *KA-BLAM*

"What'ya doin' with a pump, boy? Diggin' for oil? You're crazy, boy. There's no oil within 500 miles of here. Geology of the ground's all wrong. Even if there WAS oil you'd need a drill not a tire pump."




29-06-2007, 01:03
Daffy Duck Quotes:

Consequences, Schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich.

That's mighty hospitable of ya.

Yes sir, I'm all fat tender duck. Now take this drumstick for instance, ain't that a beauty?

Shoot 'em now! Shoot 'em now!

Your despicable.

Oh no ya don't. Not again. Sorry

Hello, Transoceanic airport, gimme a one way ticket to the North Pole, please!

Little does he realize that I have on my disintegration proof vest. You may fire when ready grizzly.

Just a par-boiled minute!

Ah ha! Got the drop on you with my disintegrating pistol. And brother, when it disintegrates, it disintegrates. Heh, well, whatta ya know, it disintegrated.

Ho ho, very funny. Ha ha, it is to laugh.

Put it right there brother! Uh, half brother? Cousin? Total stranger?

Say, some joint ya got here bub. I see ya done pretty well for yourself. A little lonesome though, I guess. Should have a companion for the long winter evenings.

Oh ho boy I'm rich! I'm wealthy! I'm independent! I'm socially secure! I'm rich! I'm rich!

Ah I see ya in there beady little red rimmed eyes. Criminal type. Set close together.

As I was saying buster, this planet ain't big enough for the two of us so... off ya go!

Oops! Heh, had the silly thing in reverse.

Now just a darn minute, chum. I can take a hint. Some hospitality. And another thing, you're a slovenly housekeeper.

This I can't watch. Too gruesome.

What a house, what a house. All it needs are hands coming out of the wall - like those over my head.

Why that's an outrage. You wait here, I'll fix it, I'll slap them with a habeaus corpusul

Oohh, the dirty double-crosser.

Oh no you won't, what are you, chicken?

Ho boy, just what I always wanted, sheesh.

Apparently Bugsy boy doesn't realize that he is up against a superior adversary this time.

This whole think is a fake. The way it's done is very simple.

I'm a duck, D-U-K, duck, loaded with talent.

Sufferin' sassafrass. I've been sabotaged.

The nerve of some people. Profitting from other people's miseries.

I guess I can take a hint. I guess I know when I'm not wanted.

Anyone for instant duck? Just add water.

Hmmm, that's strange. She's got 5 o'clock shadow, and its only 4:30.

Oh, you're a scream.

What's this? But of course, a phone. Hello? Hello? Hello?

Why you...

Now the, fatso, watch as I put a shaft through his wishbone.

No more for me thanks. I'm driving.

Yeech, the way he pampers that flea-bitten apple polisher.

What's Humphrey Bogart got that I ain't got?

Oh knock it off. How jolly can ya get?

Watch that first step, its a dilly!

Look, Buster, you're in the wrong hole. This one happens to be mine. Now scram.

Well I'm here, what've I missed? Massacre started yet? Fireworks going off? Balloon going up?

You say the Loch Ness Monster is living in your jacuzzi? Well, call Roto-Rooter.

[to Porky] Head on down to the Superstitious Mountains, and do some more snooping.

Porky Pig: And who is Hymie?
Daffy Duck: [laughs] Who's Hymie? That's rich, that's a lulu! Hey, Hymie. Come here, get a load of this.
[door closes by itself]
Daffy Duck: You wanna know who Hymie is, huh? Well, ask me. Go ahead, ask me.
Porky Pig: Who is he?
Daffy Duck: Oh, he's not much. Just a kangaroo. Just six feet of kangaroo, that's all.
Porky Pig: You're pixilated. T-There's no kangaroo in this room.
Daffy Duck: Oh, yeah? Well, you just watch. Hey, Hymie, come here a minute, kid.
[Daffy steps into an invisible pouch; only his head shows]
Daffy Duck: No Hymie, huh? How do you suppose I'm doing this?
[Daffy's head starts hopping around the room, as in an invisible kangaroo]
Daffy Duck: There, I hope you're satisfied. You've hurt Hymie's feelings. He's so sensitive.

Daffy Duck: Good night, fat boy.
Porky Pig: B-B-Buenas noches.
[turns off lights; Daffy turns them on again and taps Porky on the head]
Daffy Duck: What's "Bonus noches"?
Porky Pig: That's Spanish for "Bon soir."
Daffy Duck: Oh.
[Turns lights off; turns them on again and knocks on Porky's head]
Daffy Duck: What's "Bon sewer"?
Porky Pig: O-Oh, that's French for "B-B-Buenas noches."
Daffy Duck: Oh.
[Turns off lights; turns them on again and hits Porky's head with the alarm clock]
Daffy Duck: Uh... Oh, skip it!

Porky Pig: T-T-That does it! You web-footed, n-n-no good, two-timing, d-d-double-crossing, d-d-double-dealing, unsanitary old snake in the grass!
Daffy Duck: Unsanitary?




29-06-2007, 01:14
Yosemite Sam Quotes:

No good bushwackin' baracuda!

Prepare to defend yourself rabbit, 'cause I'm a bordin' your ship.

Now I gotchya, ya fir bearin' critter.

Ya dog gone idgit galut, you'll blow the ship to smitherines!

Ooh I'll get that fir bearin' critter, even if I has to chase 'em through every state in the union.

Blast your scuppers ya barnacle bitten lan lubber! Come down here and fight like a man.

By gar, the critter went and done it.

When I say woe! I mean woe!

Come outta there ya flea bitten varmint before I blast the fir clean off a your carcass.

Now I gotchya rabbit! Ha! ha!, ha! ha!, ha ha, huh huh, hoo hoo...

Twenty years tryin' and ya missed me again. Ya shovel nosed mackrel.

Back! Back! Back! Down, ya shark livered varmint!

Down! Down! Down, ya shark-toothed salmon!

Well whatta ya know. I gotta cabin in the sky.

Ooh, belay there, you long-eared galloot.

Ooh ya stupid rabbit! Like this: Piano playing... Boom!

Great horny toads, I'm up north. Gotta burn my boots, they touched Yankee soil.

Ya double-crossing rabbit, you cut down your chances. I'm only gonna count to 2 and then blast ya. 1, 2...