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Shaun
21-07-2005, 17:38
186-9! let's hammer those smug aussie c**ts!

moscowmail
21-07-2005, 17:50
186-9! let's hammer those smug aussie c**ts!

Well we will see, go Englaaannd

exprumos
21-07-2005, 18:00
190ao - not a bad day's work.

encore
21-07-2005, 18:38
England in trouble 11-2.Never count out the aussies.Without Thorpe,England dont have the same strength

Shaun
21-07-2005, 18:40
G D McGrath 3.5 1 6 2

urggghhh

SpruceGoose
21-07-2005, 19:09
G D McGrath 6.2 2 7 3

Better make that 3 for 18 guys.

Anyone want to look at seven for seventy at stumps?

SpruceGoose
21-07-2005, 19:20
G D McGrath 8.0 4 7 4

Make that 4 for 19

SpruceGoose
21-07-2005, 19:25
G D McGrath 8.1 4 7 5

Make that 5 for 21

I might have been a bit out with the 7 for seventy line

Shaun
21-07-2005, 19:39
oh my god

G D McGrath 9.0 4 11 5

not bad figures!!!!!

ozcando
21-07-2005, 23:09
I guess England really showed us Aussies how to keep a team down today! Somehow, I just don't think (and hope) the Australian top order will bat that badly again this series, so enjoy grafting your way back into the first innings guys after 7 for 78.
This 1st test.............that is far from over!
Now, that wasn't smug was it?

Lled
22-07-2005, 08:57
Hey, hey hey. NO ONE and I mean NO ONE can collapse like an English batting line up. You tried it first yesterday and you just can't do it like we can, you don't have the knack, it's years of practice, you with your silly treble digit scores, 356, 418, 577.... what a waste of a Pimms afternoon.

Come on England.

sdass
22-07-2005, 16:50
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SpruceGoose
22-07-2005, 20:40
Hey, hey hey. NO ONE and I mean NO ONE can collapse like an English batting line up. You tried it first yesterday and you just can't do it like we can, you don't have the knack, it's years of practice, you with your silly treble digit scores, 356, 418, 577.... what a waste of a Pimms afternoon.

Come on England.


I beg to differ. Try setting Australia a total of about one hundred in the fourth innings. Then you'll see some collapsing action.

Ned Kelly
23-07-2005, 20:59
just opened the guardian and saw: "England collapsed again".

how bloody boring. they need to combine the teams so you have australians playing australians or something...maybe wolf hurling bottles onto the pitch or braders streaking could liven things up.

SpruceGoose
23-07-2005, 21:54
Nah the English need to liven things up with some competitive action against Zimbabwe and Bangladesh. There are sixty million of them and they need additional South Africans and Papua New guinea born Australians to make them remotely competitive, along with Zimbabwean coaches and 3 years worth of Rod Marsh. Test cricket needs a second division, so the english can be top of that heap. They are frauds.

Ned Kelly
24-07-2005, 13:42
god is an englishman: it's raining.

Moscow Wolf
24-07-2005, 13:53
god is an englishman: it's raining.

If its not coming in horizontally then its not real rain, just a shower! That's why I call cricket POOF's Rounders, you should play through the rain. that would be far more interesting than Brader's streaking, but not as funny as me throwing bottles at Shane Warne's big head! :rolleyes:

Shaun
24-07-2005, 20:46
jolly good... normal service resumed...

ah well.. the first 3 hours were nice...

Ned Kelly
24-07-2005, 21:47
man, you guys haven't won at lord's for 71 years, nothing to get stressed about. it might pay to wait a little longer than two sessions before sinking the boot in though! ;)

SpruceGoose
25-07-2005, 10:29
man, you guys haven't won at lord's for 71 years, nothing to get stressed about. it might pay to wait a little longer than two sessions before sinking the boot in though! ;)

Mate, they havent won a test series against us for twenty years, nor even looked like it. They ought to take every last half chance to sink the boot in they can, because at the moment it seems thats all they are going to get. Could you imagine how thoroughly constipated they would become if they really did wait for reality to give them cause to sink the slipper? Just imagine sixty million people clenching their buttocks, whilst sucking on chenilled turnips just to keep their upper lips stiff! it doesnt bear thinking about! If they keep that inside there's no telling what might happen.

I dont want much, all I want is a close competitive hard fought test series. Not some smarmy yobs from home with laughter in their eyes mouthing platititudes about how competitive the series will be/is and using the expression 'hard fought' every few moments, all the while waiting for John from India to slip them the readies to throw one.