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blonde
19-07-2005, 16:14
Keep on your interesting/funny quotations...

Confucius says: Two wrongs not make right, three lefts do.

blonde
19-07-2005, 16:15
He who crosses ocean twice without washing is dirty double crosser.

Sidney Bliss
19-07-2005, 16:29
"Tell him I'm too f**king busy. Or vice versa." Dorothy Parker.

sparky
19-07-2005, 16:55
"What the f**k was that" Mayor of Hiroshima

Lled
19-07-2005, 18:18
"............."

Bloke down the pub who can't talk as he has a mouthful of chicken wings.

Gabster
19-07-2005, 20:45
"............."

Bloke down the pub who can't talk as he has a mouthful of chicken wings.

I thought when your mouth is full it's more like "mmmPfffhhh"

trebor
19-07-2005, 20:48
Confucious say:
may who go to bed with itchy arse wake up with smelly finger.

Shatneresque
19-07-2005, 20:48
"J*sus H. Chr*st, lookit all them godd*mned f*ckin' Indians!!!!"

Gen. George Armstrong Custer,
Little Bighorn, Montana
June 25, 1876

Gabster
19-07-2005, 20:57
"J*sus H. Chr*st, lookit all them godd*mned f*ckin' Indians!!!!"

Gen. George Armstrong Custer,
Little Bighorn, Montana
June 25, 1876

Tell It to the Indians...er....Marines!

RDV
25-07-2005, 20:56
So much for quotations, eh? Looks like practice doesn't make perfect :) Just need to start this stuf in the "real world" ;)