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TolkoRaz
30-09-2010, 10:44
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TolkoRaz
30-09-2010, 10:47
:D

TolkoRaz
30-09-2010, 10:50
:beerbros:

AussieinMoscow
30-09-2010, 11:07
hahaha I love demotivationals!

Gypsy
30-09-2010, 11:10
I love children - can't eat a whole one, mind.

xSnoofovich
30-09-2010, 11:20
:D

Just because I feel like being difficult this morning, I would like to draw your attention to the fact that there is a girl that has gone missing in the second picture.

More than likely, the fat girl ate her, which is why she was unable to jump.


thanks.

TolkoRaz
30-09-2010, 13:33
Well spotted! ;)

Can only assume the camera was on the ground for the 1st photo and, in the 2nd photo, it was being held by the missing girl! :book:

But then again, she could have been devoured by the 'fattie'! :yikes:

TolkoRaz
30-09-2010, 13:37
A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a 20 near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"

God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." :bookworm:

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth! :brush:

Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.

While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance. :yikes:

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years. Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"

God replied:












































"Sorry, I didn't recognise you!" :D

xSnoofovich
04-10-2010, 18:28
my take.......

xSnoofovich
04-10-2010, 18:31
haaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha

xSnoofovich
04-10-2010, 18:33
I am RCG, and I approved this message...

Rexy
04-10-2010, 22:20
http://s001.radikal.ru/i196/1010/4f/9bace76aa3e4.jpg

TolkoRaz
04-10-2010, 23:13
:yikes: Is that legal?

tasel
05-10-2010, 11:13
haaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha

This made me :trampoline: a lot

Rexy
07-10-2010, 23:51
:yikes: Is that legal?

What exactly? Eating children in lobster costumes? =)
I hope the kid felt alright and was soon out.
The one from the neighbouring thread is in more danger. (http://expat.ru/forum/showthread.php?t=255657)

My personal favorite =)
http://s47.radikal.ru/i117/1010/df/8a416ec93fe5.jpg

Ulyana.de.fine
08-10-2010, 20:26
YouTube - girl saying frog.mp4

xSnoofovich
08-10-2010, 21:50
i dont know. i am twisted on this one.

on one hand, i get it and i see the humor behind it, on the other hand..............

kids this age are just doing their best !

although i would like to say thanks for posting ! what a cute little girl ! :)