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TolkoRaz
29-09-2010, 10:37
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St.Peters Square.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."


Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men gave her a subtle, "Well....?"


She proudly replies, "I have a daughter,


slim,


tall,


38D breasts,


24" waist


and



34" hips

TolkoRaz
29-09-2010, 10:38
When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God!!!" :D

tasel
29-09-2010, 12:53
A Russian Sergeant asks to every girl he sees " Would you like to have sex with me". One of his friend asks
"Why do ask so with every girls ? You may get slapped".
The Sergeant replies : " Yes, i may get slapped, also i may have sex"