View Full Version : Joke for Sidney

13-06-2005, 11:42
There's an Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman in a PoW camp who decide to escape. The next day, there's a shipment of supplies being taken out of the camp, so the trio all decide to hide in a few burlap sacks stowed on the train.

The next day, the Commandant comes around to inspect the supplies scheduled to be loaded on the train. He approaches the first sack which contains the Englishman, and kicks it. The Englishman, thinking quickly, barks, and the Commandant thinks to himself "Oh, just a dog in there" and moves on.

He comes to the second sack which contains the Scotsman, and kicks it. The Scotsman, following the Englishman's lead, meows, and the Commandant thinks "oh, just a few cats" and moves on.

He comes to the third sack which contains the Irishman, and kicks it. He hears a little voice say "potatoes".