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Lled
10-06-2005, 09:15
Ok, as the last thread was so plain excellent and moved straight into the Friday Prime Time "Get me the hell outta here" slot, let's have the second installment.

I found a lovely one here:

http://www.ubersite.com/m/67212

Or:

http://www.phantasytour.com/phish/boards_thread.cgi?threadID=87155&page=1

And here's where it all came from, class site:

http://boredatwork.com/

This thread is in no way related to:

Lled
10-06-2005, 09:44
Here's a picture of some nongs, first picture of its kind.

sparky
10-06-2005, 09:47
Well here's a new galaxy forming. WOW..........

Lled
10-06-2005, 09:47
And "A Flock of Seagulls", Kings of Spazz

Lled
10-06-2005, 09:48
Well here's a new galaxy forming. WOW..........

How'd you get that close?

sparky
10-06-2005, 09:50
How'd you get that close?

I have a transdimesional transporter (and a good disposable camera)

Lled
10-06-2005, 09:53
I have a transdimesional transporter (and a good disposable camera)

Does that run on 4 regular A+ batteries?

sparky
10-06-2005, 09:54
Does that run on 4 regular A+ batteries?

Yep, available throughout the known universe

TinyToes
10-06-2005, 09:56
how to keep an idiot busy... (an old one, but works)
http://www.pagetutor.com/idiot/idiot.html

Lled
10-06-2005, 09:57
Yep, available throughout the known universe

So why in fekk's name couldn't I find any in Sardinia for my Walkman back in 1985? Bloody Italians.

sparky
10-06-2005, 09:58
So why in fekk's name couldn't I find any in Sardinia for my Walkman back in 1985? Bloody Italians.

Not part of the known universe?

Lled
10-06-2005, 10:02
"...Don't Stand In The Way Of America:

A United States Military investigation has cleared soldiers manning a checkpoint in Iraq of any wrong doing in the friendly fire killing of an Italian agent Nicola Calipari and the wounding of journalist Giuliana Sgrena. The investigation concluded that the killing was the result of stupid Italians inadvertently getting in the way of American bullets by intentionally placing their car in the Americans line of fire. Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has reportedly accepted the American report saying, " If Sgrena had ever written anything even vaguely complimentary to me I would have b*tched more, but what the hell, the chick hates me so f*ck her...."

chunkyhunkymonkey
10-06-2005, 10:07
For sale: GTA for playstation 2 - 500RUR?

Lled
10-06-2005, 10:14
Got any cheat codes for that one? Like how to get three 12 year old fighters in the wheelbarrow at the same time?

TinyToes
10-06-2005, 10:18
Christ on a crisp

A Florida woman discovered the image of Jesus - on a crisp.
Rosalie Lawson was about to bite into the sour cream and onion potato chip as she watched TV when she suddenly spotted the image.

"I said to myself: "Oh my goodness"," she said. "I showed it to my husband Jerry and he was pretty amazed too."

Deeply religious Mrs Lawson, 55, whose father-in-law the Very Rev. LeRoy Lawson was the first dean of St Petersburg Cathedral in their home town, is now pondering what to do with it.

"It's sitting in a jar in the kitchen while we decide," she said. "We may sell it - I'm not really sure."

Six months ago another Florida woman who discovered an image of the Virgin Mary on her toasted cheese sandwich sold it for 15,000 on eBay.

chunkyhunkymonkey
10-06-2005, 10:21
need i say more?

veejay
10-06-2005, 10:24
Christ on a crisp

A Florida woman discovered the image of Jesus - on a crisp.
Rosalie Lawson was about to bite into the sour cream and onion potato chip as she watched TV when she suddenly spotted the image.

"I said to myself: "Oh my goodness"," she said. "I showed it to my husband Jerry and he was pretty amazed too."

Deeply religious Mrs Lawson, 55, whose father-in-law the Very Rev. LeRoy Lawson was the first dean of St Petersburg Cathedral in their home town, is now pondering what to do with it.

"It's sitting in a jar in the kitchen while we decide," she said. "We may sell it - I'm not really sure."

Six months ago another Florida woman who discovered an image of the Virgin Mary on her toasted cheese sandwich sold it for 15,000 on eBay.

praise be to Jesus...!

Lled
10-06-2005, 10:25
praise be to Salt & Vinegar Jesus...!

Mmmm

chunkyhunkymonkey
10-06-2005, 10:27
praise be to Jesus...!

www.jesusdance.org

(wait for the sound!)

veejay
10-06-2005, 10:29
right...this was in bardak yesterday...but i'm posting it again, cuz i luv it ever so much...

http://www.angryalien.com/

do you think i should send the jesus links to my freakish born again, p*t smokin, whiskey drinkin relatives?!

Lled
10-06-2005, 10:31
right...this was in bardak yesterday...but i'm posting it again, cuz i luv it ever so much...

http://www.angryalien.com/

do you think i should send the jesus links to my freakish born again, p*t smokin, whiskey drinkin relatives?!

If they smoke pot they'll appreciate it

veejay
10-06-2005, 10:36
If they smoke pot they'll appreciate it
when they came to my undergrad graduation ceremony, which was in december, my flatmates at the time had hung a big fat bud as our misletoe...well...auntie and uncle noticed it; mum thought that it was just a lil 'dried out and wilted'...after my mum left to return to the hotel, my uncle pulls it down and says...'we going to fire this baby up, or what?'...

Alex
10-06-2005, 10:39
right...this was in bardak yesterday...but i'm posting it again, cuz i luv it ever so much...

http://www.angryalien.com/

do you think i should send the jesus links to my freakish born again, p*t smokin, whiskey drinkin relatives?!

very funny!! thanks, brightened up my morning!

Lled
10-06-2005, 10:41
Kate Bush?

veejay
10-06-2005, 10:43
very funny!! thanks, brightened up my morning!
np...

Lled
10-06-2005, 13:53
need i say more?

Bloke MUST have done it on purpose when he saw the sign.

I know I would have been tempted to do just that. I mean, it's the obvious bloke reaction, right?

Same as the reaction when standing at the top of the Eiffel Tower:

Woman's reaction: Admire the view and feel the romance of Paris

Bloke's reaction: Spit (see if you can hit the cop at the bottom)