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Lled
08-06-2005, 09:25
At last, some edible underwear that probably doesn't taste too bad and contains at least one major food group: Beaver.

Lled
08-06-2005, 09:26
Please make up your own caption for this cheeky little number

TinyToes
08-06-2005, 09:26
At last, some edible underwear that probably doesn't taste too bad and contains at least one major food group: Beaver.

who cares about knickers when there's such a belly? I'd eat that!

Lled
08-06-2005, 09:54
who cares about knickers when there's such a belly? I'd eat that!

Point taken but, hey, we all like different things.... I'll concentrate on the candy knickers for a while if it's ok with you.... :)

TinyToes
08-06-2005, 09:57
Point taken but, hey, we all like different things.... I'll concentrate on the candy knickers for a while if it's ok with you.... :)
honey, I don't really mind what you concentrate on... (whether Beaver or Pussy taste it is)

Fa-Q!
08-06-2005, 10:06
Why don't you two get a room?! :cussing:

TinyToes
08-06-2005, 10:08
Why don't you two get a room?! :cussing:
we have some reasons for that...

Lled
08-06-2005, 10:09
Why don't you two get a room?! :cussing:

Why don't you have a white wine spritzer? :cussing:

Fa-Q!
08-06-2005, 10:16
Allright, you little shaved-headed Bruce Dickinson look-alike. Them's fightin' words. Keep flappin' that jaw and I'll have to put my Bass penny-loafer where the sun don't shine.

Lled
08-06-2005, 10:30
Allright, you little shaved-headed Bruce Dickinson look-alike. Them's fightin' words. Keep flappin' that jaw and I'll have to put my Bass penny-loafer where the sun don't shine.

You see the pic way at the top o' this thread? Them knickers ain't made of candies, them's made of the teeth of the wussy guys who I clunked for drinking white wine in plain public view.

trebor
08-06-2005, 10:51
I enjoy the odd pair of edible knickers myself.
The flavour i enjoy most?...........................................TUNA FISH ;)

Random
08-06-2005, 10:54
Is there a badly packed kebab flavour ???

:rolleyes:

Lled
08-06-2005, 10:56
Is there a badly packed kebab flavour ???

:rolleyes:

You mean the type with the rancid garlic sauce? Yes you can get these down the BH "vending machine" round about 03.30 Sunday morning.

Random
08-06-2005, 11:15
You mean the type with the rancid garlic sauce? Yes you can get these down the BH "vending machine" round about 03.30 Sunday morning.


Thanks !!!

:D

Britanski Soldat
08-06-2005, 11:30
WOW - is that Viagra on a string.................?

Lled
08-06-2005, 11:43
WOW - is that Viagra on a string.................?

You pull someone like THAT (fine character, good job, lovely smile and all that) and you still need Viagra you need to see a doctor.

TinyToes
08-06-2005, 11:48
You pull someone like THAT (fine character, good job, lovely smile and all that) and you still need Viagra you need to see a doctor.
was about to say the same: if you have such a body close to you would you still need viagra? (don't really see the personality on the pic, but the body's fine with me...)

Lled
08-06-2005, 11:51
was about to say the same: if you have such a body close to you would you still need viagra? (don't really see the personality on the pic, but the body's fine with me...)

I can see the personality very clearly in the pic

Judge
08-06-2005, 11:56
I don't advice anyone to buy edible underwear from Amsterdam,it took me hours to clean my face afterwards..

TinyToes
08-06-2005, 11:58
I can see the personality very clearly in the pic
I really hope, it's a bit more than I can see in the pic...

Lled
08-06-2005, 11:59
I really hope, it's a bit more than I can see in the pic...

Well, I can assume the major character traits of a chick with that sort of body and that taste in underwear (pun not intended).

Britanski Soldat
08-06-2005, 12:00
You pull someone like THAT (fine character, good job, lovely smile and all that) and you still need Viagra you need to see a doctor.

I'll see if our friendly Doctor Nathan is available..................!

Lled
08-06-2005, 12:01
I'll see if our friendly Doctor Nathan is available..................!

He'll be gorging himself on Viagra as we speak...

Judge
08-06-2005, 12:02
How much does Viagra cost around here?Never tried it but i think there's no shame in doing so.To help a man last all night and all morning is all good in my books..

Lled
08-06-2005, 12:03
How much does Viagra cost around here?Never tried it but i think there's no shame in doing so.To help a man last all night and all morning is all good in my books..

The best Viagra is a very hot chick.

Go get one.

DJ Biscuit
08-06-2005, 12:03
600 Roubles....oops!

Lled
08-06-2005, 12:04
600 Roubles....oops!

Dooooh, that's the OTHER pill.

Judge
08-06-2005, 12:06
The best Viagra is a very hot chick.

Go get one.


But one doesn't want to let her down after the 4th round..

DJ Biscuit
08-06-2005, 12:11
Dooooh, that's the OTHER pill.

Handily and coincidently they are the same price. Further more they co-exist in a truly remarkable way!

Lled
08-06-2005, 12:12
Handily and coincidently they are the same price. Further more they co-exist in a truly remarkable way!

A match made in heaven so to speak.

There must be a market niche to combine the two in one handy pill.

Britanski Soldat
08-06-2005, 12:14
But one doesn't want to let her down after the 4th round..

4th Round?!?!? - What a lightweight, you wuss............?

DJ Biscuit
08-06-2005, 12:14
V-E-agra. Brilliant.

''Say you love her over and over again and then prove it over and over again, all in one tab.''

Judge
08-06-2005, 12:15
4th Round?!?!? - What a lightweight, you wuss............?

But by the 4th round she's knocked out ,tied up against the ropes..

Lled
08-06-2005, 12:16
V-E-agra. Brilliant.

''Say you love her over and over again and then prove it over and over again, all in one tab.''

Soundtrack for the ad':

"Can't stop loving you" or

"Loving you forever"

TinyToes
08-06-2005, 12:16
But by the 4th round she's knocked out ,tied up against the ropes..
what you're saying is that SHE needs a Viagra after 4th round with you?
Maybe I should meet you one day...

TinyToes
08-06-2005, 12:19
I'll see if our friendly Doctor Nathan is available..................!

you should better see Lled for advise.
He's a professional in pulling hot chicks. I always ask him for advise if I experience difficulties...

Judge
08-06-2005, 12:19
what you're saying is that SHE needs a Viagra after 4th round with you?
Maybe I should meet you one day...

Sorry luv this man sticks to one woman only, i'm sure there's enough men out there willing to take you on in a ring..

Lled
08-06-2005, 12:22
Sorry luv this man sticks to one woman only, i'm sure there's enough men out there willing to take you on in a ring..

PMSL

TinyToes
08-06-2005, 12:24
Sorry luv this man sticks to one woman only, i'm sure there's enough men out there willing to take you on in a ring..
thanx for reminding me about that...
but I just love all those tie-up things - can't hold myself back when I hear somebody talking about it....

Britanski Soldat
08-06-2005, 12:26
But by the 4th round she's knocked out ,tied up against the ropes..

Ah yes ropes! - Thats what I have to use from the outset...............God, some of these girls can run quick nowadays..............!

Judge
08-06-2005, 12:33
And when they see the whip all hell breaks loose.I'll be taking my wife the next time i go to the Dam.Going there with mates gets boring after the 3rd time and bloody expensive..

TinyToes
08-06-2005, 12:34
And when they see the whip all hell breaks loose.I'll be taking my wife the next time i go to the Dam.Going there with mates gets boring after the 3rd time and bloody expensive..
out of here to cool down.
Whips. Ropes.
you read my mind or what?

Judge
08-06-2005, 12:35
Anyone here been to Amsterdam?My wife thinks it's all about tulips and boat rides...

Judge
08-06-2005, 12:36
out of here to cool down.
Whips. Ropes.
you read my mind or what?


I just popped to my local for more beer, i know what you mean by the need to cool down..