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TinyToes
02-06-2005, 09:47
everytime I think I don't have luck, I'll think of this story...

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1414086.html?menu=

Lled
02-06-2005, 09:55
Now what would they have taken had he been mugged a fourth time?

CatGirl
02-06-2005, 09:55
everytime I think I don't have luck, I'll think of this story...

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1414086.html?menu=


Mugged three times in an hour!!! Ha-ha-ha!!! Unlucky he's!!! Was he blind?

TinyToes
02-06-2005, 09:59
Now what would they have taken had he been mugged a fourth time?

I think there was definitely something left to take.
I am sure he was mugged for the fourth time - in the police department, but that wouldn't be in the news...

CatGirl
02-06-2005, 09:59
I think there was definitely something left to take.
I am sure he was mugged for the fourth time - in the police department, but that wouldn't be in the news...

lol! He's really blind and mute!

PHolmes
02-06-2005, 09:59
If you think the wage of these criminals, used jacket and small change. Crime does not pay!!!

Green Tea
02-06-2005, 10:06
Musta been a real sissy mark! Most muggers will back off if you make enough noise, even if there are a bunch of them.

It was probably this guy:

http://www.monodam.com/2002Halloween/images/026%20Lucky%20nerd.jpg

TinyToes
02-06-2005, 10:08
and here is a story about a REALLY lucky one...

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1406460.html?menu=

Green Tea
02-06-2005, 10:09
and here is a story about a REALLY lucky one...

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1406460.html?menu=

Bobbit, Indian style.

Lled
02-06-2005, 10:10
and here is a story about a REALLY lucky one...

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1406460.html?menu=

Mmmm, a fine way to start the day...

CatGirl
02-06-2005, 10:13
Musta been a real sissy mark! Most muggers will back off if you make enough noise, even if there are a bunch of them.

It was probably this guy:

http://www.monodam.com/2002Halloween/images/026%20Lucky%20nerd.jpg

Totally agree!

Random
02-06-2005, 10:14
Mmmm, a fine way to start the day...

Indeed and me with out a hangover as well ........

Lled
02-06-2005, 10:20
Indeed and me with out a hangover as well ........

Yes, tonic water has that unpleasant effect of early morning clarity. Can't hide from reality like that you know. It's a steep and slippery slope sobriety I tell you. Well, I've heard it is anyhow.

TinyToes
02-06-2005, 10:40
as we're talking about luck here,

I think we were all so lucky to see the show by Boscoe yesterday...
or, maybe, better say, Boscoe was lucky to get a chance to make the show.

Anyway, I have it all documented on my phone and going to post it here for the next photo contest...

aysihsK
02-06-2005, 11:54
oh :suspect: am dropped into the wrong thread!

I read it as "What a *uck!" ...thought somebody shares some pleasant experience :rolleyes:


OOPS! :D

Lled
02-06-2005, 11:55
as we're talking about luck here,

I think we were all so lucky to see the show by Boscoe yesterday...
or, maybe, better say, Boscoe was lucky to get a chance to make the show.

Anyway, I have it all documented on my phone and going to post it here for the next photo contest...

Please don't make me see it again.

druna
02-06-2005, 11:58
things sometimes happen...

aysihsK
02-06-2005, 13:26
as we're talking about luck here,

I think we were all so lucky to see the show by Boscoe yesterday...
or, maybe, better say, Boscoe was lucky to get a chance to make the show.

Anyway, I have it all documented on my phone and going to post it here for the next photo contest...

:D the luckiest was me :D twice :D:D:D:D

TT :inlove: try to download the pics so I could put em into my family album! :hooray:

TinyToes
03-06-2005, 13:58
:D the luckiest was me :D twice :D:D:D:D

TT :inlove: try to download the pics so I could put em into my family album! :hooray:

will try to do it... "Family Album"....! that's a good one....

TinyToes
03-06-2005, 14:00
oh :suspect: am dropped into the wrong thread!

I read it as "What a *uck!" ...thought somebody shares some pleasant experience :rolleyes:
OOPS! :D

actually you were right, but I couldn't write it openly....

aysihsK
03-06-2005, 14:01
will try to do it... "Family Album"....! that's a good one....

actually we can arrange it tonight if catch up later! i've got an idea how we can do it right in Alb! ;)

Cherry
03-06-2005, 14:02
actually we can arrange it tonight if catch up later! i've got an idea how we can do it right in Alb! ;)

where do you find those avatars :)

TinyToes
03-06-2005, 14:03
actually we can arrange it tonight if catch up later! i've got an idea how we can do it right in Alb! ;)

Moscow Expat Family Album
I'm sure we can put a lot there...

(I'd suggest to arrange a separate forum with limited access though. it's always easier to upload pics in the internet and we could all enjoy no matter where we are)

what you think?

TiTo

aysihsK
03-06-2005, 14:10
Cherry i don't remember where I found them but they are from the collection i posted loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonG time ago ;)

http://expat.ru/forum/showthread.php?t=13692






TT the idea is great, should tell them ! Maybe boscoe could set it up so we share "stuff" in there ;)

Vanilla
03-06-2005, 14:13
oh :suspect: am dropped into the wrong thread!

I read it as "What a *uck!" ...thought somebody shares some pleasant experience :rolleyes:


OOPS! :D

i am sure we can start one on monday

aysihsK
03-06-2005, 14:15
i am sure we can start one on monday

:hooray: but it will be your turn to start! :p

Vanilla
03-06-2005, 14:27
:hooray: but it will be your turn to start! :p

Upon advice of the counsel I decline to give my consent.

aysihsK
03-06-2005, 14:41
Upon advice of the counsel I decline to give my consent.

S88T! I forgot bout that counsel :ninja: can't we disobey at least once? ;)....:suspect: okay if not then it will have to be me....AGAIN :D

TinyToes
03-06-2005, 14:44
i am sure we can start one on monday

I can write a short story on this topic every day...

Vanilla
03-06-2005, 14:49
S88T! I forgot bout that counsel :ninja: can't we disobey at least once? ;)....:suspect :D


Why not, I think we can. Wait, wait, wait, you mean mw and you?!

Vanilla
03-06-2005, 14:50
I can write a short story on this topic every day...

goes to a cooking thread

TinyToes
03-06-2005, 14:53
goes to a cooking thread


well, you can call it anything, even "cooking"...
I know loads of recipies for the thread....

Vanilla
03-06-2005, 15:05
well, you can call it anything, even "cooking"...
I know loads of recipies for the thread....

Strawberry and cream on a steak?

Lled
03-06-2005, 15:06
Strawberry and cream on a steak?

That'll be on tonight's menu............

TinyToes
03-06-2005, 15:17
That'll be on tonight's menu............

no cream or strawberries. Just a RARE steak.

Vanilla
03-06-2005, 15:19
no cream or strawberries. Just a RARE steak.

Amateurs!

TinyToes
03-06-2005, 15:22
Amateurs!

can you teach me something, dear? I feel lack of experience in this kind of cooking....

TinyToes
03-06-2005, 15:28
can you teach me something, dear? I feel lack of experience in this kind of cooking....

yes, continue PM-ing me, I'm writing down all the recipies and instructions!
VERY interesting....

aysihsK
03-06-2005, 15:34
just got it from friend! :D think they are VERY FUNNY! :D

Сидит психиатр у себя в кабинете - скучает: пациентов нет.
Тут тихонько так приоткрывается дверь и к нему на карачках заползает человек, сжимая что-то в зубах, руках и т.д. плюс что-то еще волочится сзади.
Психиатр: - Ой кто это к нам тут ползет?!!! Это, наверное, маленькая змейка. Заползай, змейка, заползай маленькая, доктор тебе поможет.
Человек отрицательно машет головой.
Психиатр: - А-А-А. это наверное черепашка к нам в гости пожаловала. Заползай, черепашка, в кресло и расскажи дяде доктору, что с тобой случилось....
Человек отрицательно машет головой.
Психиатр: - Так кто же это у нас - наверное, маленький червячок?
Человек: - ДОКТОР, ИДИТЕ НА ХЕР, Я СИСАДМИН, Я ВАМ СЕТЬ ПРОКЛАДЫВАЮ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Один программист очень любил компьютеры, пока его за этим не застукали...

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Ежик вышел из тумана - кончилась марихуана :lovepot:
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Москва. Кутузовский проспект. Нарушая все мыслимые и немыслимые правила дорожного движения старушка перебегает проезжую часть.
Визг тормозов. Удар. Бабулька оказывается под колесами VW Тоuаrеg V12.
Из-за экстренного торможения в Тоuаrеg влетает Кубик (Меrсеdеs Gеlаndеwаgеn), далее Наmmеr Н2 и Тоуоtа Lаnd Сruisеr 100 и по очереди: Rоlls-Rоусе,Веntlеу Соntinеntаl, Роrsсhе Сауеnnе и довершает картину Lаmbоrghini Diаblо.

Из Lаmbоrghini выходит водитель, отходит назад и в сторону, чтобы лучше обозреть всю эту картину, и произносит с нотками восхищения в голосе:
- Да, красиво ушла бабуля!

Vanilla
03-06-2005, 15:43
Девочка, хочешь конфетку? - спросил у девочки Маньяк.
- Хочу, конечно - сказала Девочка. - Но не возьму. Потому что мама мне говорила не брать конфет у незнакомых дядь. Но если вы со мной познакомитесь - я так и быть возьму.

- Маньяк - представился Маньяк

- Девочка - присела в реверансе Девочка - Очень приятно. Давайте свою конфету.

- Вот. - Маньяк протянул кулечек с леденцами.

- Фиии. - презрительно протянула Девочка - БонПари? Вы, дяденька Маньяк, безденежный совсем?

- Я богатый. Я очень богатый. Хочешь мы пойдем ко мне и посмотрим мои богатства? - свистящим шепотом произнес Маньяк.

- Щас. Упала я. Какие у человека с БонПари в кармане могут быть богатства? Китайская Барби? Или у вас денег много?

- Много. Очень много денег. Пойдем покажу. Полный чемодан. - оскорбился Маньяк.

- В рублях, наверное? - съехидничала девочка. - А чего БонПари купил? Неохота было новый чемодан ради каких-то конфет открывать? Иди рассказывай кому-то еще про богатства свои. Богатей леденцовый. А ну-ка покажь - сколько денег в кармане?

- Я меня с собой нету...- промямлил Маньяк - У меня дома. И на карточке банковской. Хочешь карточку покажу?

- Диалог-Оптим небось? - не унималась девочка

- Не помню я. Щас - Маньяк достал карточку и с ужасом прочитал - Диалог-Оптим...

- Так я и думала. Неудивительно. Леденцы видимо в фойе банка бесплатно раздавали тем лузерам, что деньги туда положили?

- Я в магазине...

- А врать некрасиво, дяденька Маньяк. Денег у вас с собой нет, по карточке Диалог-Оптим никто вам ничего не продаст.

- Почему вдруг? - удивился Маньяк

- Потому, что еще вчера Арбитражный суд России признал банк Диалог-Оптим банкротом - торжествуя раздельно произнесла девочка - мне папа рассказывал.

- Как? У меня же там... все там... Куда же я теперь? Как... - подкосились ноги у Маньяка.

Ему вдруг стало трудно дышать, в глазах потемнело.

- Дать конфетку? - участливо спросила Девочка...

Lled
03-06-2005, 15:44
no cream or strawberries. Just a RARE steak.

Mine's rare, what a coincidence.

TinyToes
03-06-2005, 15:47
Mine's rare, what a coincidence.
indeed

Lled
03-06-2005, 15:54
Juicy enough? No salt added.

Vanilla
03-06-2005, 15:58
can you teach me something, dear? I feel lack of experience in this kind of cooking....
Monday, dear, Monday. I make my recipes spontaneously.

TinyToes
03-06-2005, 16:00
Juicy enough? No salt added.

no prelude, starters, sauses or sentiments.

just a pure rare steak.

Steak me!