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nathan_sundar
31-05-2005, 02:24
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don`t, you are not a man

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don`t, you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don`t, you are not understanding

If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring
If you don`t, she accuses you of double-crossing

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don`t, you are a dull boy

If you are jealous, she says it`s bad
If you don`t, she thinks you do not love her

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn`t respect her
If you don`t, she thinks you do not like her

If you are a minute late, she complains it`s hard to wait
If she is late, she says that`s a girl`s way

If you visit another man, you`re not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another woman, "oh it`s natural, we are girls"

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage

If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it`s just one of men`s tactics for seduction

If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring

If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk

In short:
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable
So damning, yet so wonderful... WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:respect:

moscowmail
31-05-2005, 07:12
Sundar came a calling
To vist expat.ru
He made some childish posts
As most 14 year olds do

He kept on and on like a stubborn mule
Hijacking threads, acting the fool

He seemed kinda ermm OK
Until one day
He deemed to hijak Kat
Who is one hell of an expat

GO away Sundar doody
GO away and brood
You may think your cool and fun
You put many in a foul mood

This stupid peom is aimed at you
Put in a childish way
Coz you smell of poo
Now calm down, and think
Today

Andy B
31-05-2005, 07:39
A hidden talent Ladies and Gentlemen!

Well done MM ;)

moscowmail
31-05-2005, 08:09
That didn't rhym Andy B
Your wife is sitting next to me
So a poem is required, on a different thread
Coz Sundar man Will think he be dA DRED

:)

CatGirl
31-05-2005, 09:15
LOL!!! Moscowmail, great!

Kingwillhe
31-05-2005, 09:21
i don't know why i keep following your posts around cosmogirl. oh wait...yes i do!!

moscowmail
31-05-2005, 09:25
The mamaries they keep a bouncin..
Cosmo Girl u need romancin..
WHy do u Torture King Willhe so much
Go on, give him your special touch

To all you peeps around da globe
Open ur eyes, pin back ur lobes
Da site here and now is, to be sure
A depression, sickness cure...

CatGirl
31-05-2005, 09:29
LOL!!! But I already have a "romacin" :p

Kingwillhe
31-05-2005, 09:32
bummer...keep posting....ooooooh baby...

CatGirl
31-05-2005, 09:35
i don't know why i keep following your posts around cosmogirl. oh wait...yes i do!!
:rolleyes: You ;) DO?????!!! :p

CatGirl
31-05-2005, 09:36
bummer...keep posting....ooooooh baby...

He-he-he... :p :p :p :p

Kingwillhe
31-05-2005, 09:39
well, things to do, people to see. thanks cosmo...your the best!

CatGirl
31-05-2005, 09:48
:eh: :shame: Oooh, you .......... me sooo!

moscowmail
31-05-2005, 11:19
Hmm, it is my understandin
That Cosmo and Kwillhe have a certain chemistry
Its my understandin
Cosmo kinda likes Kwillhe

A room maybe needed to satisfy some need
ANd perhaps there will be a comunion
Maybe a little plant of a seed
In a platoinc way, a union

CatGirl
31-05-2005, 11:24
There was a young girl from Oliver,
And all the men did follow her,
Until a guy came along,
And played her his song,
And all the rest quit call'n her.

nathan_sundar
31-05-2005, 12:16
Soaring Dream

Fabulous air show of Paris in motion
My thought too in flight and yearns for my Nation
When will the planes designed in my land
Pierce the sky as lightening in action
And gracefully land as angels in full boom
All to the envy of spellbound spectators
Yes we can !!
When we are united in action and addicted to deeds
Sky canít be limit for my nation in action !!


This is a poem written by the president of india. For more like this visit

http://presidentofindia.nic.in/

Vanilla
31-05-2005, 12:26
There was a young man of Expat
Who was so absurdly inept
When he started the thread
He stood on his head
To restore circulation of blood

nathan_sundar
31-05-2005, 12:27
Thats kinda cool. You are vanilla very talented. Why dont you express your talent a bit more? write more.

chunkyhunkymonkey
31-05-2005, 12:31
Soaring Dream

Fabulous air show of Paris in motion
My thought too in flight and yearns for my Nation
When will the planes designed in my land
Pierce the sky as lightening in action
And gracefully land as angels in full boom
All to the envy of spellbound spectators
Yes we can !!
When we are united in action and addicted to deeds
Sky can’t be limit for my nation in action !!


This is a poem written by the president of india. For more like this visit

http://presidentofindia.nic.in/


Could this poem by the pres. of India,
be anymore windier?
Mr Sundar's posts
annoy me the most
and unfortunately, not much rhymes with India!

nathan_sundar
31-05-2005, 12:35
thank you for the compliment though.

CatGirl
31-05-2005, 12:38
Could this poem by the pres. of India,
be anymore windier?
Mr Sundar's posts
annoy me the most
and unfortunately, not much rhymes with India!

I hope that wasn't you who didn't like my lymerics... but I like yours!
And for that person who did not like IT - Why?

Shatneresque
31-05-2005, 12:41
unfortunately, not much rhymes with India!
Try "ninja," old boy! :ninja:

Shatneresque
31-05-2005, 12:44
That signature is really distracting.... :yikes:

Are you, um, er, really, uhhhhh ... "like" that girl, or is it just wishful thinking on your part...? :suspect:

CatGirl
31-05-2005, 12:51
Well.... Let me see... Kinda truth is here..I mean in the picture... :p

Shatneresque
31-05-2005, 12:53
Well.... Let me see... Kinda truth is here..I mean in the picture...
Wanna do aerobics with me sometime? :evilgrin:

CatGirl
31-05-2005, 12:59
If I'm not mistaken we were trying to arrange the Bl**dy date of the horse riding day!

Shatneresque
31-05-2005, 13:01
If I'm not mistaken we were trying to arrange the Bl**dy date of the horse riding day!
Riding would be fun, too, especially if we can get the horses to gallop! :thumbsup:

CatGirl
31-05-2005, 13:04
Be sure - we could! They are pretty HOT! :p

Shatneresque
31-05-2005, 13:12
They are pretty HOT!
The horses, you mean...? :yikes:

CatGirl
31-05-2005, 13:25
'f course yes! :sick: What did you think??:eh: :shhhhhh:

sparky
31-05-2005, 13:27
'f course yes! :sick: What did you think??:eh: :shhhhhh:

cosmogirl, please, please don't encourage him :nut:

CatGirl
31-05-2005, 13:35
cosmogirl, please, please don't encourage him :nut:

Ok. Won't. Shatnerisque! Let's stop at this point, OK? Or if you want we may continue via-PM. :p (Even I think it's not as exciting as right in the forum fields! :p )

ronya
31-05-2005, 14:38
MM is used to be a great poet in here ages ago ... :) :respect:

moscowmail
31-05-2005, 14:58
MM is used to be a great poet in here ages ago ... :) :respect:

Thanks, but that was 'ohwell' who was the poet ;)

Dial B for Blue Jab
31-05-2005, 15:18
a bit of Russian poetry:

Мужчина странная штука
Умом его не понять
Если не дашь, то сука
А eсли дашь, то б***ь

Vanilla
31-05-2005, 15:23
a bit of Russian poetry:

Мужчина странная штука
Умом его не понять
Если не дашь, то сука
А усли дашь, то б***ь

LOL

Chubby Hubby
31-05-2005, 15:46
I like everything BJ posts. As for Nathan:

There was a young man from Bombay
who quite often had something to say
but when replies to that
came from the girl with cats
everyone's attention would stray!

nathan_sundar
31-05-2005, 15:50
that was a good one. BRAVOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! chubby hubby

Vanilla
31-05-2005, 16:36
There are a few guys from the site
Who have nothing to do, but to fight
They misuse the intellect
Like baboons do they act
Until thread is removed to bardak

mediashark
31-05-2005, 16:52
...and nathan still doesn't get that he is not welcome here... :suspect:

Shatneresque
31-05-2005, 16:54
...and nathan still doesn't get that he is not welcome here... :suspect:
Who the H are you to say that anyone is or is not welcome?!? :verymad:

moscowmail
31-05-2005, 16:56
He is welcome, just coz a lot of us don't like some of what he posts, he only gets edited when he is off thread or out of order, same as everyone else, he just does it more often :)

CatGirl
31-05-2005, 16:58
He is welcome, just coz a lot of us don't like some of what he posts, he only gets edited when he is off thread or out of order, same as everyone else, he just does it more often :)

LOL!

And guys, you do compose good lymerics!

nathan_sundar
31-05-2005, 16:58
Thank you MM and shatneresque. I really appreciate that I too have some one to support me. Thank you.

Dial B for Blue Jab
31-05-2005, 17:00
it is my 20th post.

Should I join Bardak?

CatGirl
31-05-2005, 17:06
it is my 20th post.

Should I join Bardak?

Do you mean "Shall I"? Or "Can I"? ;) Go ahead!

moscowmail
31-05-2005, 17:09
NS, I didn't say I support you.... just recognize your are a member, and like it or not you have contributed in an ermmm different way

Dial B, hmmm, PM Braders, DPG or Boscoe with a request for Bardak

Chubby Hubby
31-05-2005, 18:13
it is my 20th post.

Should I join Bardak?

I'm for it.