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chunkyhunkymonkey
14-05-2005, 10:06
I've been here for half an hour and I want to go home! Grrr :cussing:

Who else is in the same pridicament?

corp_fin
14-05-2005, 10:10
I second your motion to adjourn. Can I go home now?

Lled
14-05-2005, 10:13
Cos you was at home with a hangover on Tuesday duh.

joners66
14-05-2005, 10:14
I think this calls for a national strike. We should all convene in the nearest bar and discuss the inhumanity of it all over a large glass of beer or 6.
CHM to be shop steward (who, of course, buys the beers) as it was his idea............

CatGirl
14-05-2005, 10:29
Me in the same situation. i will work till 2 a.m. and then... Well, we have TOO many birthdays in spring!

chunkyhunkymonkey
14-05-2005, 10:37
just to rub salt into the wound, i have nothing to do, the office is half empty and i was going to listen to Jonathon Ross' show on Radio 2, but my office computer doesn't have fecking real player! :cussing:


I think this calls for a national strike. We should all convene in the nearest bar and discuss the inhumanity of it all over a large glass of beer or 6.


In the words of Homer Simpson, "mmm, beer!"

Random
14-05-2005, 10:44
Sitting here listening to Radio 3 - need to de-stress - I am the only sad git to come in so far ..I am the boss - wait until 11am and then I get to beast some juniors for being no-shows !!

Think will bunk off for long lunch ....

:cussing:

Cherry
14-05-2005, 10:46
I've been here for half an hour and I want to go home! Grrr :cussing:

Who else is in the same pridicament?

well if we can't change it let's face it with optimism:) for example 1.everybody in my work place is dressed Very Casual today... relaxing:)

2.we got the Chemical Brothers playing loud.

3.coffee breaks every ten minutes (looks like nobody respected the rule "no late parties-work in the morning") :)

CatGirl
14-05-2005, 10:49
We have Madonna telling us about the American life....

chunkyhunkymonkey
14-05-2005, 10:57
We have Madonna telling us about the American life....

we have.... nothing. Doh!

CatGirl
14-05-2005, 11:00
You look so angry...

Cheer up!! Any rain outside tho

chunkyhunkymonkey
14-05-2005, 11:05
True... no rain just yet!

I really fancy a bacon sandwich though!


You look so angry...


You do know that the avatar picture isn't me... it's one of a Father Jack Hackett of Craggy Island Perochial House! Mind you, i think i have looked like that the morning after a night on the booze! :drink:

CatGirl
14-05-2005, 11:10
Bon Appetite!!

Is there anyone who wants to join another Birthday party at my office at half past two?

monkey-girl
14-05-2005, 11:20
And I'm sick and tired of working (not only on saturday)! Plan on quitting my job pretty soon! Tee hee :D

chunkyhunkymonkey
14-05-2005, 11:23
Bon Appetite!!
Just because i would like a bacon sandwich doesn't mean i can find one! Help!

TinyToes
14-05-2005, 11:25
Just because i would like a bacon sandwich doesn't mean i can find one! Help!

meditate. it always works with me.

chunkyhunkymonkey
14-05-2005, 11:32
meditate. it always works with me.

Oh! I shall have to get rid of all of my negative energy!

Is there anyway to procure a bacon sandwich (by fair means or foul), in Moscow, on a saturday?

corp_fin
14-05-2005, 11:34
Oh! I shall have to get rid of all of my negative energy!

Is there anyway to procure a bacon sandwich (by fair means or foul), in Moscow, on a saturday?

NO. Jewish mafia burned down all Saturday-working-bacon-serving sandwich shops

TinyToes
14-05-2005, 12:22
Oh! I shall have to get rid of all of my negative energy!
Is there anyway to procure a bacon sandwich (by fair means or foul), in Moscow, on a saturday?
yes, close your eyes, slowly inhale through the rounded lips, and exhale 4 times slower through your nose. Concentrate on the spot between your eyebrows.
3 minutes and you get your sandwich. in case you still want it.

Random
14-05-2005, 12:38
Oh! I shall have to get rid of all of my negative energy!

Is there anyway to procure a bacon sandwich (by fair means or foul), in Moscow, on a saturday?


Splendid idea !! Will defrost bacon tonight !!

Now HP or Chilli Sauce ...that is the question ....

gregs
14-05-2005, 13:14
Splendid idea !! Will defrost bacon tonight !!

Now HP or Chilli Sauce ...that is the question ....


The question is not HP or Chilli Sauce but WHERE can one find HP sauce and not A1 Steak sauce, BBQ sauce, or any other foreign muck that purports to be of similar ilk to HP sauce. :)

TQ
14-05-2005, 13:17
More good news - i am working tomorrow :eek:

joners66
14-05-2005, 13:19
The question is not HP or Chilli Sauce but WHERE can one find HP sauce and not A1 Steak sauce, BBQ sauce, or any other foreign muck that purports to be of similar ilk to HP sauce. :)

Proper HP sauce in Auchan they have a sauce section with lots of different types, also spotted some in Ramstore near 1905 metro. Stockmans always used to have it although I havent been in there for a while.

Random
14-05-2005, 13:29
The question is not HP or Chilli Sauce but WHERE can one find HP sauce and not A1 Steak sauce, BBQ sauce, or any other foreign muck that purports to be of similar ilk to HP sauce. :)

Always get my HP at Stockmann - they have most of the flavoured HP's as well ...

Easy tiger !

Lled
14-05-2005, 13:31
http://www.britsuperstore.com/acatalog/Hp_Sauce.html

"Hp Sauce available with worldwide postage
Hp sauce shipped around the world from the online superstore with door to door service. ... brown sauce - colmans - daddies sauce - dry mustard ... sauce - horseradish sauce - hp sauce - kraft foods - lea & perins - lea & perrin - lea & perrins steak sauce - mint sauce ... "

What's wrong with taking a vat of generic ketchup anyway and mixing it up with two parts toxic waste?? As good as (same as...) the real thing and save yourselves the postage chaps.

Random
14-05-2005, 13:42
http://www.britsuperstore.com/acatalog/Hp_Sauce.html

"Hp Sauce available with worldwide postage
Hp sauce shipped around the world from the online superstore with door to door service. ... brown sauce - colmans - daddies sauce - dry mustard ... sauce - horseradish sauce - hp sauce - kraft foods - lea & perins - lea & perrin - lea & perrins steak sauce - mint sauce ... "

What's wrong with taking a vat of generic ketchup anyway and mixing it up with two parts toxic waste?? As good as (same as...) the real thing and save yourselves the postage chaps.

Because I like HP ! Plus you can get here - have been able to for years and years .... No need to order from some expat store on line ...go to Stockmann - do not pass go - and buy yourself a bottle !!

It cannot get much easier !! - Go to Store - put bottle in basket - proceed to check out ...

Do I need to go through this one more time !! ?? !!

Now if it was the actual bacon then we are into a very different game !!

Lled
14-05-2005, 13:44
Don't care for HP Sauce myself.

Prefer a nice perigourdine with my tournedos rossini.

And bacon is best eaten sans sauce, dipped in some eggy-weggy.

aysihsK
14-05-2005, 13:49
Oh! I shall have to get rid of all of my negative energy!

Is there anyway to procure a bacon sandwich (by fair means or foul), in Moscow, on a saturday?


:rolleyes: jeeeeez! can't you just go to some supermarket get bacon get bread and make yourself that f***ing sandwich?? .....

Lled
14-05-2005, 13:53
Well K, why do it the simple way when we can spend three hours debating sauces, where to get them, the occasional thread hijack and some sexual innuendo plus meditation?

Half the fun.

:rolleyes:

gregs
14-05-2005, 13:54
Beats working on a Saturday !! :)

Lled
14-05-2005, 13:55
By the way, today I shall MOSTLY be taking reputation points AWAY from people.

Tomorrow back to normal service which is randomly distributing positive rep points to whoever swears the most.

chunkyhunkymonkey
14-05-2005, 14:02
:rolleyes: jeeeeez! can't you just go to some supermarket get bacon get bread and make yourself that f***ing sandwich?? .....

It's not the same! Ande no-where sells bacon near where i live!

and for Lled: Feck!, a**e!, girls!, drink!, women's knickers!!!

joners66
14-05-2005, 14:05
It's not the same! Ande no-where sells bacon near where i live!

and for Lled: Feck!, a**e!, girls!, drink!, women's knickers!!!

Do they do mens knickers then?????

chunkyhunkymonkey
14-05-2005, 14:10
Do they do mens knickers then?????

they're pants dude! (in brit english anyway!) :agree:

Lled
14-05-2005, 14:10
they're pants dude! (in brit english anyway!) :agree:

Underpants you bloody foreigner

chunkyhunkymonkey
14-05-2005, 14:13
Underpants you bloody foreigner

oh yes! who you calling a foreigner?

Pants = Chiefly Brit. (Men's) underpants.
N.E.D. (1904) describes as ‘colloquial and ‘shoppy’’.

1880 Daily News 8 Nov. 2/7 Pants and shirts sell rather freely, and jerseys are still in request. 1928 R. CAMPBELL Wayzgoose ii. 58 Through pants and vest the God explored. 1951 T. STERLING House without Door xiii. 152 She chose her blue underwear... She laid the pants and brassière on her bed. 1999 Watt's On (Heriot-Watt Univ. Students' Assoc.) 1/3 The University seems to be asking us to choose between wearing no underwear..and wearing damp pants.

joners66
14-05-2005, 14:16
Underpants you bloody foreigner


Why dont they make left handed Y fronts. Must be a ba***rd getting it out of a pair of them with your left hand.
Doctor 'so young man exactly how did you sprain your left wrist so badly then?'
AH I see what you need are Dr.Jonners patented left handed Y fronts
This time next year Llodney will be milwyonaires...........................

aysihsK
14-05-2005, 14:17
It's not the same! Ande no-where sells bacon near where i live!

and for Lled: Feck!, a**e!, girls!, drink!, women's knickers!!!


oh :suspect: another lazy screaming mug in house http://www.rupoint.co.uk/images/smilies/pom.gif

chunkyhunkymonkey
14-05-2005, 14:56
oh :suspect: another lazy screaming mug in house http://www.rupoint.co.uk/images/smilies/pom.gif

oh please do elaborate further!

Anyway... only 3 and a half hours more work and then I'm free... all for 36 hours :mad:

Random
14-05-2005, 14:58
oh please do elaborate further!

Anyway... only 3 and a half hours more work and then I'm free... all for 36 hours :mad:

I'm bugging out at 4pm ...enough of this !!

Well about 4.15 have to have tea ..unless I move tea to 3.45pm hmmmmm

Actually anyone know where I can get a cheap mini fridge ???

corp_fin
14-05-2005, 15:03
I'm bugging out at 4pm ...enough of this !!

Well about 4.15 have to have tea ..unless I move tea to 3.45pm hmmmmm

Actually anyone know where I can get a cheap mini fridge ???

Ya need a mini fridge to store all the tea ?
Go to Eldorado or TechnoSila - can find one for circa 100 bucks

Lled
14-05-2005, 15:04
I'm bugging out at 4pm ...enough of this !!

Well about 4.15 have to have tea ..unless I move tea to 3.45pm hmmmmm

Actually anyone know where I can get a cheap mini fridge ???

Be around the new hotel here when we take delivery and I'll get you one off the back of the lorry for a tickle and a pint.

Seriously: Call a decent hotel and see if they have one they could flog you or give you. Minibars are replaced every few years and then's the time to pick some up for handy places like, next to your bed, next to the sofa, in your car or boat, in your girlfriend's handbag (at long last she'd be carrying something useful in there).

Hope I've been of help.

sparky
14-05-2005, 15:04
Actually anyone know where I can get a cheap mini fridge ???

Check with the moscowwolf thread on stolen items, I am sure he will have one he liberated from an Hotel

Random
14-05-2005, 15:07
Ya need a mini fridge to store all the tea ?
Go to Eldorado or TechnoSila - can find one for circa 100 bucks

Found one at Argos for 15 quid ..holds 6 cans ...

I need so the bandits here stop stealing my milk !! I buy the proper stuff from stockmann rather than the UHT which just doesn't cut it ....

So need a mini fridge with a bloody great big padlock on it !!

Or maybe some landmines ...hmmmmm

Random
14-05-2005, 15:07
Be around the new hotel here when we take delivery and I'll get you one off the back of the lorry for a tickle and a pint.

Seriously: Call a decent hotel and see if they have one they could flog you or give you. Minibars are replaced every few years and then's the time to pick some up for handy places like, next to your bed, next to the sofa, in your car or boat, in your girlfriend's handbag (at long last she'd be carrying something useful in there).

Hope I've been of help.


Can we make it 2 pints ? and skip the tickle ??

DJ Biscuit
14-05-2005, 15:23
. i will work till 2 a.m.

Interesting job you have in that office, 2am huh?

veejay
14-05-2005, 15:30
our company is not officially working today, but i am....grrr...and to make matters worse, i'll be here slavin away tomorrow as well...

i hate deadlines!!!

Cherry
14-05-2005, 15:35
i don't mind being at work today! actually there's NO work today. for the last three hours the whole unit is trying to get rid of the porn stuff that my colleague (Alice baby) installed all over the common pc.... :)
in vain :D

Lled
14-05-2005, 15:38
i don't mind being at work today! actually there's NO work today. for the last three hours the whole unit is trying to get rid of the porn stuff that my colleague (Alice baby) installed all over the common pc.... :)
in vain :D

When can I meet Alice again???

Cherry
14-05-2005, 15:41
When can I meet Alice again???

you know where:) she's going to take me there tonight!!!

DJ Biscuit
14-05-2005, 15:42
Where?

If it's that overrarted pokey psuedo English hovel they call a pub, shame, I'll miss you.

Cherry
14-05-2005, 15:44
Where?

If it's that overrarted pokey psuedo English hovel they call a pub, shame, I'll miss you.

oh no! its a fantastic place full of joy happiness....
and its called WONDERLAND.

Lled
14-05-2005, 15:45
I have a feeling she meant Wonderland but if she meant the A, then DJ, where are you gonna be????????

Lled
14-05-2005, 15:45
There you go.

Mad as a hatter.

Barking.

DJ Biscuit
14-05-2005, 15:45
Elsewhere.

boscoe
14-05-2005, 16:05
Elsewhere.
I'm going to be there as well, I may bump in to you!

TinyToes
14-05-2005, 16:06
Elsewhere.
you also gonna be ELSEWHERE?
I think we'll meet there...

TinyToes
14-05-2005, 16:07
I'm going to be there as well, I may bump in to you!
so there will be all three of us?

Lled
14-05-2005, 16:08
You know, I've been there, twice, and I was a little disappointed. It was like Nowhere except a bit brighter and with less swearing. Beer was warm too.

DJ Biscuit
14-05-2005, 16:10
I will be at a new club, which funnily enough is actually called 'Elsewhere' it's their opening party tonight.

Lled
14-05-2005, 16:11
It's gonna freak you out if that beer IS warm

TinyToes
14-05-2005, 16:12
You know, I've been there, twice, and I was a little disappointed. It was like Nowhere except a bit brighter and with less swearing. Beer was warm too.

ah... warm beer and cold women...
what about tea? how warm do they serve it there?

DJ Biscuit
14-05-2005, 16:13
It's a club dear, one doesn't drink beer in such places. You can be so common at times.

Lled
14-05-2005, 16:16
Strewth where'd you get all these airs and graces from since yesterday? Bozza gave you a lesson in etiquette, what's cool, effeminate behaviour and sartorial elegance yesterday evening?

boscoe
14-05-2005, 16:20
Bozza gave you a lesson in... sartorial elegance yesterday evening?

Now there's a challenge!

DJ Biscuit
14-05-2005, 16:23
First Halavshik next Biscuit.

TinyToes
14-05-2005, 18:09
I think it's been very productive working saturday today, wasn't it?
thank you evrybody for one more funny day on the website.

sincerely,
TT

DJ Biscuit
14-05-2005, 18:09
You're welcome, the pleasure was all yours.

Those of you that have enough money and can get through face control stricter than the SS, I'll see you at the opening of 'Elsewhere' tonight.